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Megan Fox is not only one of the most prolific thinkers of our time, but she also knows how to show up to premiere looking like a Downtown Las Vegas stripper on the prowl for a dollar, a dick and a dream! An elegant dress like this could take you from a dinner at a fancy restaurant to getting quick dicked in the back of an '89 Chrysler LeBaron. This dress has it all. Megan Fox made the right choice and by the looks of it, her nippies also approve.
I know this might be giving you flavors of St. Angie's freakum dress from Cannes, but Megan does it better. Megan has the "I will lick yo taint for a Diet Rite" attitude to pull it off with grace and class. And Megan would totally win against St. Angie in a debate on philosophy and stuff like that.
Here's more of Megan with Shia LaDouche at the Berlin premiere of Trannyformers tonight. In some of the pictures, it looks like she's trying to steal Shia's wallet. Once a shady ho, always a shady ho!!
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Her nose is really fucked up looking.
In the Transformers trailer she was barely recognizable because they made her turn down the sluttiness. Judging by her without the makeup, hairstyle, and gowns that resemble hand-me-downs worn by former escorts/hookers, she's very bland.
She's OK looking. Not hideous, but very from as beautiful as people exaggerate her to be. Her body, like her face, is "meh". If you've seen one toned skinny girl with a fake rack, you've seen them all.
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I guess anyone who criticizes her is a jealous hater, but she doesn't really seem like anything to write home about. The breasts and face are totally and obviously fake. She has the Jessica Biel nosejob and homegirl is only 23. By the time she hits 30 her looks will hit the wall.
Apart from Transformers, I don't see her having a long film career. I do see her appearing on Cosmo and men's mag covers.
For me, the fact this moron spews shit from her mouth makes her highly unattractive. Every time I see her she looks uglier. Nor did I ever notice how bad her skin actually is.
I'd respect her more if she didn't (so obviously) have plastic surgery. She's only 23 and she looks like she's about to hit her 30s.
Piss off, Megan Fox. I've already had enough.
Can someone please explain why her thumbs have such short nails?! And what is up with the Monroe tattoo?
I finally see the hotness in Shia LeDouche.
Okay, I'd be lying if I said she wasn't hot in some pics, but she looks horrible in these pics with her severe hair, and yes, she's really trying too hard to be sezzy, and it just looks desperate and sad.
It is obvious that the girl does not truly believe she is attractive, thus the extensive plastic surgery even though she was very good looking to begin with. I fucking blame Brian Austin Green. He seems like he'd be a misogynist asshole. And she also seems to be taking herself way too seriously, if you go by the way she's been mugging for the cameras. I thought Angelina Jolie was bad. This girl makes her seem downright natural.
I did see 'Transformers' and did not even notice Megan Fox in the flick as anyone special- just the lead girl. She does not have "It", though she can undoubtedly be considered incredibly attractive in certain photographs. It's really all an illusion. I'm convinced the guys are not attracted by her body. It's her manbrows they want.
And Shia, sick and twisted as he is, is still fucking hot! He looks like he is trying to be somewhere else as the plastic melting celluloid harpy (I know that's harsh, but Jesus, look at her!) is mauling him. Maybe he's silently crying out for his mommy to come and save him. HAWT!
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Submitted by Honky on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 5:43pm.
I love that Shia looks like he could give a fuck.
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I'm loving that look on his face too.
Righteous.
Like he's saying to her - Ho please!
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I love that Shia looks like he could give a fuck.
I was just thinking how it'd be funny if Marilyn Monroe suddenly came back to life and said: "I can't stand that Megan Fox". Would Megan laser off her tattoo?
Good thing she doesn't have to wear a sign that says "I'm not wearing any underwear." SHEESH.
Yes her dress is going between her ass cheeks in the 5th thumbnail. This chick has no shame.
I saw the Big Sleep again last night, and while it's mini-sacrilege to invoke classic Bogie in relation to these two nozzles, the thumbnails of them together seem "She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up."
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i think she's hot . . . but something fake is going on with her face. did she always look so . . . plastic-y?
She definitely shouldn't pull her hair back like that - it's so awful and it shows off her bad botox. Her face is going to be wrrrecked in a few years, bitch is very into plastic surgery already!
She does look good from the neck down though!
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When I first saw that I thought it wasn't about her nose. I mean to say, I thought it was about her skin.
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Bad tattoos, even worse skin, spackled on makeup, greasy hair, ho stroll gown...yup, the lady is a whore.
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I just can't get over how she is hanging on Shia like that. I wonder what her man thinks. It looks like she wants to kiss him. She's a big tease.
====This bitch is weird. It looks like she can't get enough of Shia there in the 5th thumbnail. She's a famewhore for sure. Playing it up for the cameras like that even if it means her looking like a total slut by hanging on him like that when she has a man of her own!
She's gorgeous. A dumb fuck. But gorgeous, even with her blow job ears.
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:24am.
IV - ha! I was watching the Sox/Yanks game and called A-Rod. A- ROID, and everyone started cracking up. hahaha, it was totally natural for me to call him that, like it was his actual name :)
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Yeah, I can't help it. I'm addicted to MK's names. I would probably scream CHICKEN CUTLETS if I saw PP in movie.
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She has money. Go get some dermabrasion.. she has craters on her cheeks. You can see it in some of these. Hence the spackled makeup.
CUT THAT FUCKIN HAIR. I hate the Octo mom one length mess. It's too LONG. Not flattering. Cut the fucking hair curtain already.
@ sugar free on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:27am.
is it just me or does she look like she belongs in a wax museum?
and what's up with her thumbs?
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UK Daily Mail had an article a day or two ago one (or both) or her thumbs is 'clubbed' and they always try to hide it. Not sure wtf it means, i didn't read that shit but they had a story on it. Prob. still there...
The dress fabric looks thin, flimsy like that shit is off the rack from Wet Seal @ the mall. DO stylists secretly hate their clients? Fuck. Get a pet drag queen they'll set you on the right track.
what has she done to her face? sad - she was way hotter
forget the fuggery on her body, that wonk eye is out of CONTROL!
is it just me or does she look like she belongs in a wax museum?
and what's up with her thumbs?
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IV - ha! I was watching the Sox/Yanks game and called A-Rod. A- ROID, and everyone started cracking up. hahaha, it was totally natural for me to call him that, like it was his actual name :)
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She's pretty. Not gorgeous. Pretty.
I accidentally called him Shia LaDouche in mixed company and everyone laughed. I read too much Dlisted.
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Submitted by skeptical at best on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 9:13am.
still don't see the big deal. another example of conditioning. ppl have said she's pretty so many times that everyone says it, even if it's not true (think: "scarlett johannson is a great actress").
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still don't see the big deal. another example of conditioning. ppl have said she's pretty so many times that everyone says it, even if it's not true (think: "scarlett johannson is a great actress"). she doesn't have a physique i would strive to achieve. she's got nice boobs, but i'm sure i can pay someone to have them look like that. and i just noticed that nasty tatoo on her arm. she looks like one of those fat, leather wearing, biker guys who look like they hang out at a tatoo parlor when they're not riding their bikes.
and she's trying way too hard.
For someone who doesn't want to be compared to Angelina Jolie - she sure as hell goes out of her way to imitate her!
Didn't we just see this "look" on Jolie at Cannes? I'm finding this chic to be a bit of a hypocrite. She talks exactly the same way Jolie did 7 years ago. Anything for shock value. Tattoos covering her shoulder, etc. She's pathetically obvious - even the way she's hanging on him and trying to give sexy face. She doesn't look sultry - she looks like she smells gas!
Geez, she's a replica of the original!!! LAME.
Ha ha imagine a debate between Megan & St. Angie. The thought of it alone is hilarious.
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Yeah, when Angie Ho was 23 she was a lot hotter than this ho-hum beesh. I also don't get when everyone feels the need to compare them. They really don't look the same in body or face - just the coloring and the fact that neither had enough talent to do much more than action flicks.
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Wanna hate her, still can't.
She speaks douchettenese, sure, but who doesn't in that Hollyweird place.
At least she don't have a FLAT ass, like youknowwho.
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Her body is fantastic, her face isn't all that and her skin is kind of dry and shitty for being so young, and her fashion sense is fucking out of wack. Those shoes with that dress? Ick. That dress pretty much screams "Shauna Sand" which should probably have told Megan she should have decided against it.
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Everything about this girl screams "reality show contestant". She's so affected it's ridiculous. The tats are gross, her makeup is all wrong and everything she wears screams "wannabe". If she took it down six notches and didn't look like she was trying to hard to be some sexpot, she'd probably look ten times better.
Shia looks very handsome. Megan frightens me.
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She looks a bit like Courtney Cox with her hair slicked to her head like that.
My boyfriend is probably loving all these Megan Fox reports with the movie coming out soon.
She really does get more unattractive the more I see her.
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girl needs to hide those dumbo ears.
She should just have tattoos of herself on herself.
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I mean hey she's hot, but I wonder why she tries so hard to look like a sluzzy? She's got the nips on full beam. That shit hurts peoples eyesss
possibly the only thing I dont like about summer is the overcram of Craptastic Pro War Pro Military Fascist mindless Garbage like feature films based on a some cartoon / toy ..
Megan & Shia should be starring in a Showgirls Sequel, something more to their skills/ talent..
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Still trying way too fucking hard. She wants to be Angie Jo so bad, it's so fucking obvious. FAIL.
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her tattoos are soooo ugly.
Bouffy doesn't want a bar of that sh*t!
Run away before your nads shrivel and burn!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 12:10am.
She comes across like such a fangirl, overall. It just makes me feel like she got here by winning "Miss Sexpot Fangirl 2007" or something, rather than being any kinda serious about the art of acting.
That's "MS Sexpot Fangirl 2007" if you don't mind!
She is a feminist.
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