Monday, September 21st 2009
Yes, They Really Are That Spectacular
Christina Hendricks' fiance wakes up to her magnificent chichis every single morning, but they still manage to knock the wind out of him every time he sees them. MAN DOWN! You can't put any blame on him, because looking at Christina's mounds of wonder really is a spiritual experience. Really, I see the face of Jesus, God, Buddha, Allah and the Brangie twin messiahs whenever I look at them.
I'm gayer than the Disney Channel and I would give up my left ass lip (it's kind of limp anyway) to spend the rest of my days motorboating on Christina's Lake Chichis.
Here's more pictures of Christina's holy tittay balls at the Emmys last night. I also threw in some pictures of the rest of the Mad Men cast, because they won Best Dramz.
I'm one of those skinny bitches that can fit a change purse in a training bra and I think her body is phenomenal...and I'm straight. There's a reason guys drool over a chick like that and I think people caught up in "Hollywood Skinny" ignore the real fact that most men like curvy broads.
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I am not a pussy.
Just an unflattering dress. If she'd been wearing something that lifted those suckers (no pun intended) up more, she'd probably look better.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I'd say size 12 and lots of spanx.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Her fiancé is Geoffrey Arend, a B-actor whose first "big" role seems to have been (500) Days of Summer.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
she is pretty and its fit that dress is not good on her it makes her boobs like a uniboob and somehow she looks tubby but she is probably a size 6 or 8 tops, needs a new stylist
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Observe: BOING!
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:07am.
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Observe: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_vce7Yw3tHpg/SnqQRuRY8zI/AAAAAAAAELs/Iu43uoh8EEs
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Holy Jessica Rabbit, Roger!
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Bottom-feeder.
Ok, kanderso, I'm feeling ya. I do think she's airbrushed there, but I don't watch the show so you probably know better than I. But the boobs are just yuck to me. Maybe it's the dress but they just look like fat. It's my opinion and I can have it!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:01am.
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Actually her legs are really toned and thin and nice. She's just got a big ass and big tittays. Really tiny waist, too...
She's probably not super toned up like a lot of H-Wood, but she's not overly flabby.
Observe: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_vce7Yw3tHpg/SnqQRuRY8zI/AAAAAAAAELs/Iu43uoh8EEs/s8...
And that's not overly airbrushed...she looks like that on the show too.
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DAYUM!!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
are they fake? unless her boobs are real, a la Sophia Loren, the big tits mean nothing (anyone can get a boob job)
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:01am.
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Actually her legs are really toned and thin and nice. She's just got a big ass and big tittays. Really tiny waist, too...
She's probably not super toned up like a lot of H-Wood, but she's not overly flabby.
Observe: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_vce7Yw3tHpg/SnqQRuRY8zI/AAAAAAAAELs/Iu43uoh8EEs/s8...
And that's not overly airbrushed...she looks like that on the show too.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Thumbnail #2 - I rest my case.
This is a beautiful body. Probably looks like a goddess nekkid.
I am a hetero female, but if I were a dyke or a guy, this is what I would be looking at...
This girl is the anti-Victoria Beckham. And how nice - clearly, she does not see food as the ENEMY.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:58am.
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I agree. I would love to have a bod like hers.
The sticks with tits and lips which are today's beauty ideal do not appeal to me.
GlitterKitty...
I just don't think that she looks good, whether thin or fat. She looks flabby, not toned. I don't have an issue with her weight. The body issues comment was more about her giant chest.
See, I am mellow. (-:
And I do admit that some of my animus has to do with the fact that I can't stand her as an actress.
So what, my tits are big too. She doesn't even show them off right in this dress, which is hideous. She's pretty though.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Not really a fan of this look for her but she looks stunning on Mad Men. Are those real?
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
I bet she looks like a dimpled up granny with low swingers naked. She ain't exactly in shape.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That dork is slappin' those yababhoos around? That ain't right.
The color of the dress is nice, but that's it. WTF is that white dress?? It looks sharp. I don't mean that in a good way. I mean it would cut you.
January Jones is gorgeous.
My mind simply cannot comprehend the size of her chichis. And it always strikes me that after looking at someone like Christina (who I think is really pretty), all the other tv hos look sort of shriveled up and unattractive. Makes me wonder about contemporary beauty standards. Anyway, that's too much thought for a Monday morning...let's stick with NICE RACK.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I'd hit it! Congrats to Mad Men, my third favorite show after Sons of Anarchy and True Blood.
No Word
I have no body issues, no need to as I am slim, but wtf is that comment? She looks fine. Why act like she has Rosanne Barr's figure here? She is a normal woman size. I think she is gorgeous on the show. Maybe not the best dress but how incredibly patronising to say she may be giving hope to women ( who are what, larger than a (UK) size 12).
She looks like a plumed Bird of Paradise ready to take off in that main pic, except she's weighed down by her chichis.
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Bottom-feeder.
barzzini
My husband would kick me to the curb in a second for this woman. But i want to know why these Mad Men girls have the fugliest boyfriends.
She's hot. He looks "special". I want to stomp on his feet in the main pic.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I can't stand her in anything I have seen her in...and I think she looks flabby, not fabulous.
I am unimpressed. However, if she is inspiring to someone who is dealing with body issues, good.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:51am.
Pigeonbreasted.
Matronly.
I'm sorry, but those two words popped into my head as soon as I saw that photo.
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I thought the same thing only it was when I was looking at today's picture of Tommy Girl.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I've seen her look better but I love her figure.
In that dress, I'm getting a low-rent Rose-from-Titanic vibe.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I thought Jon Hamm's gf was wearing a blue dress last night?
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"Who gone check me boo?"
-Crackhead cuntbitch Sheree, Real Housewives Atlanta
She looks out of proportion in the main pic.
Not attractive in my eyes.....
Pigeonbreasted.
Matronly.
I'm sorry, but those two words popped into my head as soon as I saw that photo.