Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover
Baby Smiley continued her mission of turning all of us into chola beauties by taking her Sharpie to Sandra Bullock's eyebrows on Lopez Tonight last night. Sandra agreed to the chola makeover, because she said she wanted to become "more Latin." I was waiting for my abuelita's chankla to hit her and George Lopez in the mouth after that was said.
When Sandra came out as "La Nalgona," an oldies song didn't play in my head and I didn't flinch like a hot razor was about to slice my cheek open. You know, Sandra's canvas just doesn't have what it takes to pull off the chola look. Sandra looked more like a deflated Michaela Romanini:
And if you can't look like a chola who can give a ten-week hickey in five seconds, then you might as well look like Michaela Romanini. So Sandra should keep up the makeover.
Below is a clip of Sandra's transformation from a plate of boiled watercress to the homegirl version of Michaela Romanini:
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
LOL Donkey... I'm good, thanks though...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
She's so fun. I wonder if she's as cool when the cameras are off.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:20am
YEah Jack, are you sure about your orientation?
I mean, you can be hetero and still like to make out with some guys. For real.
Sandra seems pretty cool but now when I see her all I can think about is that sexy motherfucker Jesse James. Holy fuck.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I love Sandra and I loved The Blind Side. did anyone else?
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Sandra Bullock is the hotness.... always has been. I loved her in Miss Congeniality.
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HA!*ignores the fact that Jack just said he likes Miss Congeniality while continuing to think of him as hetro....* ;)
I loved Michael Cain in that movie, but you are right, she is a doll. Funny. Genuine.
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LOL, I don't wanna be accused of being ze ghey...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Sandra's a great sport for doing this. She look liked she was having fun too. Love her but hate most of her movies recently.
She's always been very... cute, but in a sexy way. Anyhow, she's gotta be pretty cool, too, look who she's married to...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Sandra Bullock is the hotness.... always has been. I loved her in Miss Congeniality.
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HA!*ignores the fact that Jack just said he likes Miss Congeniality while continuing to think of him as hetro....* ;)
I loved Michael Cain in that movie, but you are right, she is a doll. Funny. Genuine.
I love Sandra.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Don't hate me for my beauty
If we are thinking of the same one, it was a tranny chola who was arrested because some friends had stolen some balloons from a car dealership.
They had earlier been harassing customers at a convenience store, asking to use their car mirrors to put on their eyebrows. No one would let them, so they did each other's. The cop told big girl that "You must do a better job than your friend does."
Later, in the car, the tranny chola told the cop to "Excuse my beauty." It was on a few nights ago, and my daughter has not stopped saying it. She is eleven, and it seems to be funniest when she first wakes up, and looks like hell.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:16am.
Megan Fox in about 15 years. Give it time.
Gollum?
I can't hate on Sandra Bullock. I like her and most of her movies make me laugh....so....
OH! And the fact that she doesn't seem to take herself too seriously.
Michaela Romanini WTF is THAT!?!?!??!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I hate you for showing that picture Michael K! That Italian woman has scared the crap out of me since I saw her on awfulplasticsurgery.com a few years ago. I seriously can't look at it, I get a rancid taste in my mouth!
Wrong. So, so wrong.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
This chola makeover shit needs to stop.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:13am.
Michaela Romanini is really SHAUNA SANDZZZZZZZ!
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No, I think maybe Steven Tyler.
I love her too: her movies are mostly fluff but I love her nonetheless.
Miss Congeniality with Bratt WAS a cute, light-fare movie.
Michaela Romanini is really SHAUNA SANDZZZZZZZ!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
FUUUUUUUCK!!
WTF is that Romanini thing? I just barfed up my Frosted Mini Wheats.
I totally love Baby Smiley. She reminds me of a giant hulking tranny chola that was on Cops many years ago who told the cop arresting her, "Don't hate me for my beauty." And she was all ugly as fuck.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
Sandra Bullock is the hotness.... always has been. I loved her in Miss Congeniality.
And that Michaela Romanini chick is just plain fucking scary.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Back for a minute!!
THIS is what I mentioned the other day: the Chola makeover!!
Bullock looks good with her do-over.