Thursday, December 17th 2009

Kristen Stewart Needs Some Lip Chap

Do not watch this trailer if: a) You are a fan of The Runaways. or b) You want to punch something every time you witness Kristen Stewart licking her lips like she's got a fat cooch in her face.

Because in this 0:49 teaser trailer for The Runaways movie, Kristen managed to get a lip lick in. THAT BITCH! If her lips are dry, she should mouth fuck a jar of Vaseline. Did she take acting lessons from Jenna Jameson, because the she only acts with her lips and tongue.

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Posted by: Michael K
Pet Llama Jimothy's picture

that was utterly boring.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc

joan jett = sexy as HELL
kristin stewart = *crickets*

ps: anyone remember "foxes"?

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I'm sorry, but I think Kristin Stewart is juuuuuust awful. Actually, no -- I'm not sorry. But she should be.

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Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 12/18/2009 - 7:47am.
Aw cm, I had a tear in my eye reading this. I am not one for wanting to go back in time, but my heartstrings always get tug when I think of, and you are right, these simpler times. Emotions and life circumstances were not simpler, but the practice of life was. Today I regularly shut down the cellie, I have stopped watching TV, and spend alot of time in the water and reading books to approximate some of the best times I had in that decade. Nothing will bring back the muscle car with music at full tilt, wind in my hair, sand in my clothes, barefoot and cruising through Topanga canyon without a care in the world, but I have the memory, and it makes me smile. I saw a few kids in the back seat of their parents SUV the other night, their faces aglow from their gaming devices. Yes, our youth was raw and alive compared to this - my memories are all multi-sensory flashbacks involving Coppertone, tight sunburnt skin, KLOS ...
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This actually made me well up. I grew up in the UK but you caught the whole spirit of this time perfectly. Maybe you should write a book. Seriously.

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Submitted by Starqz on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 10:45pm.

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What really pisses me off about this movie is the rumor that they do not have an actual character of bass player Jackie Fox in it. Instead they have this amalgram character called "Robin" who is supposed to be a cross between Jackie and Micki Steele. WTF?! Why make this movie at all if they weren't going to bother to tell the story accurately? I keep hoping I'm wrong and an actual character representation of Jackie will show up in the movie, but not from what I hear.. :(

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Here is your answer:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216731/
or more specifically http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216731/board/nest/23610042
Surprise - Joan Jett is actually a scheming, greedy, lying bitch who wanted to sue most of her ex bandmates for telling the truth in a documentation.

Aw cm, I had a tear in my eye reading this. I am not one for wanting to go back in time, but my heartstrings always get tug when I think of, and you are right, these simpler times. Emotions and life circumstances were not simpler, but the practice of life was. Today I regularly shut down the cellie, I have stopped watching TV, and spend alot of time in the water and reading books to approximate some of the best times I had in that decade. Nothing will bring back the muscle car with music at full tilt, wind in my hair, sand in my clothes, barefoot and cruising through Topanga canyon without a care in the world, but I have the memory, and it makes me smile. I saw a few kids in the back seat of their parents SUV the other night, their faces aglow from their gaming devices. Yes, our youth was raw and alive compared to this - my memories are all multi-sensory flashbacks involving Coppertone, tight sunburnt skin, KLOS ...

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IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING DECADE. NO CELL PHONES NO FUCKING COMPUTERS ONE PHONE IN THE HOUSE HARDWIRED TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN WALL AND PARTYING WAS CRUSING AROUND IN THE GTO WITH LEP ZEP II IN THE 8 TRACK WITH A LITTLE GRASS. IT WAS GRUNGY AND RAW AS HELL AND THE MAJIC AND SPARKS OF THE ERA SATURATED THE SLEAZY BUT STILL BLISSFULLY INNOCENT WORLD.

Ooooo, an Oscar worthy performance! She'll show her inner torment by licking her lips. Flipping her hair. Twitching random parts of her face. Such drama!

Seriously I wonder what this teen actress did (wait, I can guess) to get Joan Jett to approve her, because she's TERRIBLE. She has all the acting skill of a melting block of ice

If you were a real fan of the Runaways, this movie is prolly gonna suck moose cock. I guess for those who are not that familiar, it will be OK.

OOOO Ms Stewart has added another layer to her acting talents!!!!! She usually used the blink to show emotion style of acting. Adding lip licking should round out her skills. Now when she can manage eyebrow raising to show emotion, bitch will be a shoo in for an Oscar

*rolls eyes*

RoadDogXXIV's picture

Kristen Stewart, in some ways, became a sellout to all these impressionable, vapid tweenage girls across the country. She can be unique in certain films, but now I see her and fucking R-Patz on every newspaper in every supermarket. No escape. I don't care, why should everyone else?

Answer: "Stupid" is a racist term towards handicaps, because you can feel sorry for them sometimes. So I'll go with the term "sheep". That's more appropriate, because these individuals have no common sense and are driven by gossip and media mongers.

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thank you, lady fabulous :)

so there. :P *duped*
I'm not too cool to like *some* shit.

(That's part of what makes me so awesome.)

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To all of the Kristen haters out there, just remember that Joan Jett herself supervised Kristen in how she wanted her to play her role in the movie.

So if her performance turns out bad and/or if you don't like it then we really only have Joan Jett to blame for it..

gia's picture

I thought Dakota looked too young for this role, but I stand corrected...I looked at pics of The Runaways & they did look so freakin young...Damn, I must be getting OLD!!

I don't understand why they didn't let Taylor Momsen play Cherie Currie instead of Dakota. I would love to see how well she would have handled the role.

What really pisses me off about this movie is the rumor that they do not have an actual character of bass player Jackie Fox in it. Instead they have this amalgram character called "Robin" who is supposed to be a cross between Jackie and Micki Steele. WTF?! Why make this movie at all if they weren't going to bother to tell the story accurately? I keep hoping I'm wrong and an actual character representation of Jackie will show up in the movie, but not from what I hear.. :(

shandi's picture

I have no desire to see this movie and I'm getting sick of seeing Dakota Fanning showing up everywhere. She may be a nice girl, but she's a bit overexposed (in my opinion).

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Oh gay. Both Jett and the Runaways were utter shit music-wise and this whole thing is clearly nothing more than a publicity vehicle for this girl. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just easily duped.

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I have to say that I actually might go see this when it hits theaters. It looks kinda good. And nooo, I'm not seeing it because I'm obsessed with her character in Twilight..even though I LOVED the books. I didn't see New Moon in theaters but my friend got a bootlegged copy and OH MY GOD it was worse than the first. So boring. The only thing that got me excited was Jacob running around shirtless half the time.

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Anonymous101's picture

They should have just let Joan play herself; she looks younger than Kristen, anyway. Dakota is alright though; she mainly just works in the summer nowadays and goes to regular HS for the remainder of the year. Hopefully, she'll go to college too. So I don't think (at least hope not) that she'll go down Hohan's route anytime soon!!

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Sexy Pants's picture

ugh, Kristen Stewart playing her dramatic, skinny-girl-who's-in-torment role, yet AGAIN... "Licking her lips like she's got a fat cooch in her face" LMAO! I have nothing bad to say about Dakota Fanning, so I'll stop here.

sweetstickyriceball's picture

Don't forget the hair flip, mk. The lip lick and the hair flip are her two moves.

lady fabulous's picture

They should've done this when Angelina Jolie was a teenager or around the time she was in Gia. She would have been perfect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_HCdU-qEY&feature=related

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 8:02pm.
I don't care what MK or any of you might say -- Ima gonna see that shit and can't wait to do it

we need to teach these kids being force-fed shit on AI what's what

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I second that!

sorry but i think that looks good!

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Dakota better redeem herself with this shit after "War of the Worlds".... I fucking swear.
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Clio's picture

Ugh, another movie starring Kristen Stewart as Kristen Stewart.

luscious_t's picture

I don't care what MK or any of you might say -- Ima gonna see that shit and can't wait to do it

we need to teach these kids being force-fed shit on AI what's what

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Just to let everyone know, Stewert is actually a semi-decent actress outside of Twilight. I know Twilight would do no actor any favors, but she's not quite as terrible as the Twishit saga.
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femguide's picture

hell yeah! i can't wait to see this.

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mutlee's picture

Sorry MK, i can't wait to see this.

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Submitted by ginger_t on Thu, 12/17/2009 - 6:15pm.

I loved that time - the cars, the hair, the clothes, the feeling of endless summer. I don't know if I can watch it now ... it'll feel like other people are trying to own my past, even though I know it's not mine, but you get it ...

IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING DECADE. NO CELL PHONES NO FUCKING COMPUTERS ONE PHONE IN THE HOUSE HARDWIRED TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN WALL AND PARTYING WAS CRUSING AROUND IN THE GTO WITH LEP ZEP II IN THE 8 TRACK WITH A LITTLE GRASS. IT WAS GRUNGY AND RAW AS HELL AND THE MAJIC AND SPARKS OF THE ERA SATURATED THE SLEAZY BUT STILL BLISSFULLY INNOCENT WORLD.

stefystef's picture

Dakota looks good.
With that said, this movie looks like it will SUCK!!!
For an old bitch, like myself, who lived through those days (well, I was in high school, but still), Kristen is going to ruin ROCK for everyone who remember those days. The days when being cool was natural and females really tried to break through the rock barrier.

Patty Smith
Pat Benatar
Heart
joan Jett
Grace Slick

Come on, people! Add to the list. We know all about this.
This movie will ruin it. But thank God that Dakota is saving this flick. Perhaps. Good thing there's bootleg. That's the only way I'll be seeing it.

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Dakota looks great. Kristen ruins another movie.

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MEH

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Re:Twat Muffin
Lalolita -- is that your doggie in your avie?

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no me jodas!

nunya_bizness's picture

That child needs to stop slouching. Jett oozed sex appeal, Stewart just oozes. Fanning will steal this movie.

Miss Panties's picture

She looks better feminine. She looks retarded here I would be ashamed of myself

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Lalolita -- is that your doggie in your avie? Me luvs him/her. M.E., your doggy, too.

SpiceDong -- get rid of the hairy ass -- it's freakin' me out!

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I want to see this.

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thereplacement's picture

i'll watch it. (stoned, i don't think i could go through the whole shit sober)
it's gonna hurt, but kirsten's acting its gonna make it funny at least.

lalolita's picture

you know, I have issues. I want to do lesbian activities with Kristen Stewart, I hate the bitch, but what can I say, I find her attractive with that dyke-ish hair cut. As for Dakota Fanning......... she turned out to be pretty cute.

no me jodas!

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I'll pass.. that bitch annoys me.. she'll ruin Joan Jett for me

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Kristen Stewart can lick me anyday she wants. I saw a documentary on the Runaways where Cherie Currie said that she and Joan Jett fooled around and Joan Jett was great in bed. Damn I would love to bed Joan Jett. I love brunettes. And damn Joan and Cherie still look great. I don't think Lita Ford was involved in the movie. The drummer died and I dont know what happened to the bassist. I think the bassist was fucking their manager and that led to the band breaking up
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Awww, I knew these girls, dropped out of my school to start the band. J. Fox's sister, who did stay in school, looked and acted waaaayyy older than a teenager. We were not allowed to go to the shows, though - too young.

I loved that time - the cars, the hair, the clothes, the feeling of endless summer. I don't know if I can watch it now ... it'll feel like other people are trying to own my past, even though I know it's not mine, but you get it ...

double booked tart's picture

This is the kind of movie I'll watch if it's on tv late at night and there is nothing else on. But right after it finishes I'll feel dirty and ashamed and pretend it never happened.

Really need to quit doing that.

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Hahaha@Dakota Fanning in this movie! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha!

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Snarkley's picture

I'll see it. It's a story that needs to be told.

SpiceDong's picture

That Kristen chick has the looks and the acting skills of a broomstick...Dakota will probably steal this movie.

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The lip lick is at :34.

And I just can't with her.

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xerquina's picture

where's Lita?!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE

This is the real shit. They were not fucking around back then, and this predates Madonna.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here