Lil Wayne's Got A Filthy Ass Dirty Mouth!
And I don't mean that in the good way. So hiding under Lil Wayne's grill of diamonds and platinum lived some nasty rotten shit that not even Paris Hilton would suck on. TMZ says that Lil Wayne spent 8 hours in the dentist chair getting 8 root canals and several tooth implants added in. How the hell did his anal gland breath not melt those diamonds?! Damn.
Lil Wayne was supposed to shuffle off to prison last week to begin serving his sentence for felony attempted gun possession, but the judge put it off until March 2nd so he could undergo the emergency dental work. I guess they didn't want Lil Wayne's dirty mouth stinking up the other inmate's dicks.
Like most, I'd rather eat a raw vegetable than go to the dentist, but I'm good as long as they stick a dozen needles filled with numb juice in my gums. However, the worst part of going to the dentist is trying to deal with my ADD tongue. You don't know how many times my evil dentist has warned me that if I don't keep my tongue still he's going to accidentally cut it with the drill. But I can't help it!
My tongue must think the drill is a dick, because it automatically wiggles towards it. One time I asked my dentist if I could hold my tongue down with my hand and he denied me! Bitch probably jacks off to Hostel. I'm going to be pissed if he ever cuts my tongue off. And not because he cut my tongue off, but because I'd rather lose my tongue doing something fun. I don't want my tongue to go out like that.
Ewwww, eww eww ewww!!!!
Nasty fuckah!!
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"Help control the pet population: Teach your dog abstinence." -- Stephen Colbert
HA!
I love the way he gets a reprieve from prison because of rotting teeth.
I wonder how many inmates in America's prisons have rotting teeth and whether THEIR judges even gave two shits about it.
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I think you should post several pics of cute puppies to make up for all the damage done!
Oh Mikey, go to my dentist. I have a long history of dental fear by my dentist, Phil Tornatore, is *painless*, he's funny, and going there isn't very scary at all. Plus remote control tv and paraffin hand treatments. What could be bad?
It's hard to remember to brush at night when you are passed out from purple drank.
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This *almost* gave me a case of the barfs. Smelly, plaque-filled moufs with decaying teeth are the WORST! Oral hygiene is not difficult, people! Brush, floss, gargle when you wake up, and again at bed! Go to the dentist regularly! And don't put fukken diamonds or gold on your teefs for no damn reason!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I'm so tired of these gang bang rappers and the glorification of them.
I don't know of any dentist that would perform eight root canals at one time.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Bullshit. They had to remove the diamonds from his teeth so the other inmates wouldn't knock them out. They don't call him lil wayne for nothing.
Ergghh....who are those women he's supposedly sleeping with? Are they nose-deaf?
That looks nasty.
He looks like the title character of the Yuckmouth psa's from childhood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MaCXVSwec4&feature=related
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 7:16pm.
Thank you for posting this!
If you had told me this a year ago I may not have taken it very seriously but in the last dozen months two relatively healthy people I know have both suffered permanent damage to their hearts from neglecting their teeth. The first almost died from an infected heart valve, now replaced, and the other is undergoing tests to determine how much damage has been done.
All I want to know is what was this felon doing when he was part of the "We are the World" remake....singing about world peace and shit while he's going off to prison...stupid motherfucker.
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Everything about this special-ed fucker is disgusting.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
TMI
What an ugly troll this guy is. I can't believe women lower their standards enough to have kids with this guy.
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
More ugly teefs.
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At least his new roommates will have a nice clean mouth wrapped around their cocks. Good thinking there, Lil.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
so how are grills attached? dental cement or something?
god he is so gross. I do like his voice tho.
Why didn't they just make his punishment NOT giving him oral surgery?
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No matter if you spray paint a terd gold and sprankle it with diamonds, it is still a terd. And that is no reference to his skin color, it has everything to do about SHIT!
Comfort breeds contempt!
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Submitted by lisadob on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 8:55pm.
No, I think it's supposed to be one teardrop for every homie of yours that's been murdered...not ones you killed although I like your train of thought hehe.
Teardrops do stand for the number of kills you made in certain gangs like the MS-13.
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Too bad the jails would only do that for Lil Wayne.
Being that half my family is from new orleans i have half respect and half hate for lil wayne.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
islandgirl, that "Duh" was not directed at you, BTW.
And why do I think Lil's bottle was filled with Kool-Aid or pineapple soda when he was a baby?
8 Root Canals + several implants take *much* longer than 8 hours. Just one implant takes hours upon hours, so something in the milk ain't clean...
Submitted by islandgirl:"Heart attacks are on the rise in young adults. Researchers are showing a connection between gum disease and heart attacks. The common strain of bacteria in dental plaque causes blood clots, which can induce a heart attack when they are released into the blood stream."
Which is why dental care should be covered by health insurance. Duh.
Ghetto crap + filthy rotten teeth= MY DEATH. I fucking hate ignorant ghetto trash.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
There's nothing "gangster" or "ghetto" about diamond studded grills. It just looks dumb and like a flagrant waste of money. And Lil' Wayne is a waste of a "rapper" so there you go. IT's fitting really.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
What a fucking idiot.
That is all.
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
Is it just me or are all of these gold and silver grills a tad, uh, fey for supposedly tough thugs? Some of these guys must know more about precious stones than the crowned heads of Denmark. What happened to the *hardcore* rappers like Bushwick Bill, who showed his nightmarish bloodied shot-out eye socket on an old Geto Boys cd cover? He makes Lil Wayne seem as threatening as morning dew on a summer meadow.
Speaking of "homies", did you hear about that littler fucker Stephen Baldwin calling Obama "HOMIE" at the CPAC conference today ?
Submitted by charlie m on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by pomegranate on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 7:03pm.
GROSS! I have a thing about mouths, saliva, breath. Nasty sh*t...
I have a thing about mouths also. Especially irritating sounds emanating from mouths. Like food smacking, fork scraping, gun chewing, loud kiss smacking, etc. It drives me fucking crazy.
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I think we were separated at birth!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
No, I think it's supposed to be one teardrop for every homie of yours that's been murdered...not ones you killed although I like your train of thought hehe. Damn I hope he pays for his 80 kids and their baby mamas to gross out the dentist! Ick
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GROOS, but on another note, do teardrops mean you killed somebody...I always thought so, at least in the chola world and gang world, tear drops are for people you killed, if so, this fool killed three people and is not in prison...hmmmmm, gotta love our system. He is rich and free and probably doesn't even think about it if he did do this...and if so, why the hell would you advertise that???
GROOS, but on another note, do teardrops mean you killed somebody...I always thought so, at least in the chola world and gang world, tear drops are for people you killed, if so, this fool killed three people and is not in prison...hmmmmm, gotta love our system. He is rich and free and probably doesn't even think about it if he did do this...and if so, why the hell would you advertise that???
The real reason he had to go to the dentist is because the judge ordered all those diamonds to be removed before he entered the jail system.
No diamonds allowed.
Now I remember who this pic reminds me of--Ol' Dirty Bastard.
M.E. - don't forget the salt gargle - keeps the viruses away! Be back tomorrow - have a great Friday night!
Night Miz! I'm out too. Going home, gonna brush, floss, gargle, repeat.
I'm out: gotta floss and brush!
LOL.
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OMG! I laughed my ass off at your sadistic dentist!
awesome escalating tirade of a post
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Yup yup, pomegranate!
Islandgirl is dead on! It's totally true.
Edited: M.E., we're all hanging tough and I'm working a temp job so, it's as good as it can be! Thanks!
Oh and on the black shit between his teeth, alot is resin too - heavy pot smoker, like daily dozen-spliffs.
Miz, all is well!! ♥ Hope the same on your front!
*shudders* *vomits* *passes out*
*ok i'm back - uuugggh, anytime i saw a grill in a mouf, i automatically assumed the teeth were nasty and that the bref prolly smelled like straight up diarrhea shits. unfortunately, this story confirms my fears...omg, too disgusting for words.
MizRo, I totally agree! Thankfully, dentists these days go out of their way to be warm-fuzzies...endless bad karma to the sadists!!
charlie m, I grew up with a very proper great-aunt who would smack me upside the head if I dared smack my gum, which probably helps to explain my mouth-aversion!
That is just nasty. Clean your teeth, people!
From 'Health & Wellness'...
Heart attacks are on the rise in young adults. Researchers are showing a connection between gum disease and heart attacks. The common strain of bacteria in dental plaque causes blood clots, which can induce a heart attack when they are released into the blood stream.
Studies have proven that a bacterium in plaque also are linked to a higher risk of delivering premature babies with low birth weights, and diminishes the response to vaccines against hepatitis B and influenza. It can also make a person have a weak immune system, and cause wounds to heal at a slow pace. It can cause lung infections in people who have Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
M.E.: I like it honey, just threw me off.
Hope all is well with you and the family, sweets.
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Imma giving Odin a break. Plus, I've felt rather wicked lately, Maleficent seemed an appropriate choice.