Saturday, February 20th 2010

When Glamberace Kissed Ke¢ha

Glamberace admitted to Long Island's BLI In the Morning that he's been known to stick his tongue into the sewer pipe belonging to that Ke¢ha creature. I guess because it beats trying to have a conversation with her, right?

Frankenliza gave the gritty details about brushing Ke¢ha's teefs with his tongue, "She's really pretty and we were laughing and we just started kissing. It was pretty innocent to be honest with you. I mean, it wasn't too dirty."

At first I started to think that if you're going to knowingly catch mouth leprosy from kissing a dirt face, why would you choose Ke¢ha when you could go with someone sessier like Pete Doherty for example. But then I realized that Glamberace didn't catch anything from kissing that trick, because she probably doesn't have anything to catch.

Ke¢ha looks like one of those faux dirties. You know, the kind who looks like a filthy whore on the outside, but hasn't done any of the work (i.e. vomit on a stranger's bare peen in the back alley of a Bob's Big Boy) to earn the title.

I bet Ke¢ha washes her hair with Strawberry Suave every night, brushes it 100 times before bed and sleeps on a silk pillow while wearing organic cotton pajamas. And then when she gets ready to go out as that Ke¢ha fool, she sticks her head in a bag with two rabid squirrels. That way she gets that fresh "just got a train ran on me" look. Then she spritzes herself down with one of Paris Hilton's signature fragrances (smells like open sores, urethral discharge and Andre-laced barf). So Glamberace is safe and doesn't need to make an appointment to see a nurse practitioner at the free clinic.

Wait, what the fuck am I going on about? Both of those bitches got dirty mouths. Cootie queens! Lint lickers!

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Posted by: Michael K
glittersquirrel's picture

I'd let him stick it anywhere.

No really, any orifice he can find is fair game. If he has a thing for nostrils or enlarged pores, they're his.

Dannii's picture

Blueangel i am with you, aint got no issues with his look but he does piss me off with his "i'm gay but all girls wanna fuck me" schmuck he sounds like john mayer! he's a total attention whore and i hate those when they dont bring the goods!

I know I'm in the minority but I can't stand to even look at Glambert's tranny makeup and tweezed brows, much less listen to his music. His desperation for attention at all costs is such a turn-off that I tune out everything he says or does.

Whatever's picture

Don't know who that fug looking girl is. Hope I never do.

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Ooh, people are so cool and avant garde when they bat for both teams.

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Never heard any of her songs, hopefully NEVER WILL.

One Lady Caca is enough already.

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First of all, I don't know much about Keisha or whatever her name is. It's like she came out of nowehere. I just know her song SUCKS!!!

As far as Adam, he thinks he's gay but he himself has said he's never done the deed with a female. YET. I bet once he does he'll be hooked. All his life he was like this dorky guy who the girls wouldn't look twice at. So he had no choice but to be gay. Now that he's Oh So Hot Hot Hot he has the attention and adoration of women everywhere and can have any one he wants. I'm sure there's a slut out there who can make him switch teams. I'll still love him no matter who he fucks.

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Whoever this Kesha person is, she's annoying as hell.

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I should have known the day would come when a white girl named Ke¢ha would rule the charts.

What does it have to do with her being white?

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I should have known the day would come when a white girl named Ke¢ha would rule the charts.

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aaah you make my day lol
kesha with cents sign!!! ROFL
how do you come up with gems like that!

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Thanks TITS!! I don't know what the hell happened but all of the sudden it decided to work. And yes I know facebook is shitty, but its the only way I can contact some of my family ..cuz ya know emailing is much too tiresome for the laziest among us...well at least for my family ; )

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lambert's still trying to downplay the gay I see. I foresee a big "tell all" blaming his management for it in his future.

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i love the cent sign used for kesha

TITS's picture

mj try going to the site through it's homepage. www.facebook.com sounds like you have a corrupted bookmark or something.

then again it is facebook. maybe you should take the hint? (facebook sucks assssss)

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Can someone help me with something? I apologize, I know this isn't open post but....Does anyone know why whenever I try to get onto my facebook page I get this error:

Error 403 bad bad, very bad request
We didn't feel like serving it

Wtf..its pissing me off and I can't seem to find any info about it. Please don't clobber me, I was just hoping maybe another Dlister had experienced this.

On Topic: Kesha sucks ass.

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Double posts can die.

Kelly Ann's picture

1. About Kesha. She sounds like a frog and is an annoying little shithead. Anyone who drops out of school their senior seriously wasted a lot of time in high school with NOTHING to show for it. Suck it up for a few months so you can live after your """"rockstar"""" career goes bust.

2. It always looks dark at the Olympics because they give interviews at 4am for the morning shows. The skiing and snowboarding events are during daylight.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 1:12am.
here have a fly.

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and I guess you expect me to unzip it?

g'night hysteria :)

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clever little froggie!

here have a fly.

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Hey Speaky! I would be a rock. What kind of tree would you be if you were Barbara Walters?

sooo, k. my ADHD is kicking in.

I haven't been around much due to issues demanding my real life attention. blaah. But it's nice to stop by and see some true, down-home hos.

:)

Nite Angle, Nite TITS, Nite speakit, Nite all.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:55am.
speaky - bad sex can be a great motivator. coughmormoncough

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well.. maybe he could sense you were gonna be a Latter Day Slut.

HAHAHAHa... sorry, I laughed when I typed that

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:50am.

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whatever. I saw the way you were staring at my asterisk every time I tried to type to you.

sooooo hysteria....*opens random page in Conversation for Dummies handbook* if you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

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speaky - bad sex can be a great motivator. coughmormoncough

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:44am.
I'm thinking you're hoping for an easy post in this thread from me and well shit, you didn't even buy me dinner.

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that would make you a.... speak-easy?

nooooo!

*Fed-Exs speakit roses & frog chocolates*

I'll respect you tomorrow! Really I will.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:43am.
yes.

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hahahahahahahah... really? omg tits I could never do that. well tonight would've been a first date, so wasn't in the mood for the awkwardness. It would've sorta been a blind date thing, because we've only texted. My brother hooked us up.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:35am.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:25am.
now I'm sittin here bored and wish I would've went.
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and what are we?... chopped kitty litter?

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well.. you didn't open the blog door for me, or pull out my office chair so I'm thinking you're hoping for an easy post in this thread from me and well shit, you didn't even buy me dinner.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:30am.

I once dated two men in one night. *huffs on nails*

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HOT BITCH!! Did you secks them? hor :P

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:32am.

Angle - start playing dress up with your pet. It's still wearing halloween clothes!!
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I know, I know! But I can't go back there yet! Cuz I can't go back and just dress my pet and leave - it's totally not gonna work that way...and I can't afford to get too distracted right now:(

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:25am.
now I'm sittin here bored and wish I would've went.
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and what are we?... chopped kitty litter?

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Angle - start playing dress up with your pet. It's still wearing halloween clothes!!

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:25am.

I had a date tonight, and a date tomorrow night but it felt all kindsa wrong because it was two different guys. Two in a row dates with two different guys seems, idk, trashy. So I cancelled tonight but now I'm sittin here bored and wish I would've went.
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HEY! we have feelings!!

I once dated two men in one night. *huffs on nails*

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I had a date tonight, and a date tomorrow night but it felt all kindsa wrong because it was two different guys. Two in a row dates with two different guys seems, idk, trashy. So I cancelled tonight but now I'm sittin here bored and wish I would've went.

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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:11am.

hey angel, when you were little, did you ever play with paper dolls?

that's not cool for kids today, but I liked them. and colorforms.. omg those were the bomb
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YES! And, achally, I find a cool new kinda version for one of mine. And truthfully - this game I'm playing is just a Jetson's version of that old stuff:)

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TITS!

I was guessing that it was the 24 hours of darkness with the tilt of the earth deal, but I dint think Vancouver was that far north.

Wait, are you mocking me or is that true? You wouldn't kid a pow dumb STATES chick would ya?!

;)

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Hey Hissy! It has to do with the tilt of the earth on its axis. Hence the 24 hrs of sunlight in summer and 24 hrs of darkness in winter in the arctic.

Whereas the equator gets 12 and 12 year round. So dull.

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Hi Angle - I looked at your styles. They look cute.

OK, TITS. Didn't mean to put you on the spot. Just wonderin.

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hey angel, when you were little, did you ever play with paper dolls?

that's not cool for kids today, but I liked them. and colorforms.. omg those were the bomb.

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@TITS: That's true - i do have to thank Tila for saving the week! A valiant hero she was too!

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O - maybe cuz it's java. It's my dollies and how I dressed them up! :D

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I’m drifting out for awhile.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:00am.

Now now... You are being fair not, forget the tila tequila stories, do not. Gold, those were. Yeesssssss.

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@TITS: Hi tits!
You're from Canadia. Why does it always look dark there at the Olympics? In the NBC coverage it always looks like night.

PS: I agree. The tiger story is getting oooooold.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 11:09pm.

This story is stoopit.

Why so many stoopit stories this week? I think the media is like a colon and Tiger Woods is like constipation. We need some good ole fashion Boot Move style fuckery (aka Milk of Magnesia).
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Now now... You are being fair not, forget the tila tequila stories, do not. Gold, those were. Yeesssssss.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 11:45pm.

@speakit&Italics:

I have a problem too:(

http://dressupchallenge.com/makeovers/angel-eye13

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What am I looking at?

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angel, I tried, but my pc is locking up when I click the link.

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@speakit&Italics:

I have a problem too:(

http://dressupchallenge.com/makeovers/angel-eye13

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 11:33pm.

Hey Italics...I'm still kinda half here checking in now and then...it's not exactly Mardi Gras up in here;p

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I'm drifting too. The stories aren't captivating. What can I say that hasn't been said a million times before? Such as women need to STOP messing around with plastic surgery and ruining their faces and bodies?! I get bored writing it.

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okay, so is this op? yes, it is because speakit has spoken. so shall it be written, so shall it be done.

I bought more shoes. I have a problem.