Punk Was Drunk
Puck from The Real World: San Francisco is laid up in a hospital today with a bunch of broken bones after he lost control of his car in San Diego and rolled down an embankment. Puck's 8-year-old, who was also in the car, suffered serious injuries and has since been released from the hospital.
At the time the story went around, we were all told that it was all some asshole deer's fault for wandering into the middle of the road causing Puck to swerve his car to avoid hitting it. Well, the CHP tells TMZ not to send your hate mail to Bambi. Apparently, Puck was driving while drunk. No deers were involved.
Puck might want to tell his bones to take their time healing, because the cops will arrest his ass for driving under the influence and driving without a license once he gets out of the hospital. Puck will also be charged with child endangerment, because his son was in the car with him.
And here I was thinking that after 16 years Puck finally put on his big boy panties and grew up a bit. Oh well. Puck might be going off to the chokey, but at least he has a batch of fresh new scabs to add to his scab collection! Snot rocket!
Damn, this asshole still hasn't changed? Fucker. Who the hell would allow those genes to reproduce? I'd feel better if Octomom got custody of that kid.
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Isn't Puck's son named Bogart?
fuck it all over the place
OH MY GOD I'M SHOCKED. Wait, no I'm not.
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I blame this dipshit for the reason why I don't like peanut butter.
And what type of moron drives drunk with their kid in the car. I'm sure you've already covered that, I'm just a little late to the party.
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He was hawt!
Stupid fuck driving drunk with his kid in the car. I hope his brain explodes!
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Not at all surprised by this. I said yesterday when this news broke that he was probably driving too fast. I should have added drunk. This guy is an asshole. I don't know if he and the boy's mother are still together, but if they're not and I was her, I'd go to Court to try to get an order stating Puck can only have supervised visits w/the kid after this mess.
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Driving drunk that sounds about right for Puck.
Driving drunk that sounds about right for Puck.
what ever happened to Rachel? I guess I could easily look it up, but if anyone knows holler at me. I wonder if she is in constant shame that she made out with Puck (I have like 8 Puck's Ive made out with in my life)
We should have known the kid in the car + fishing trip wasn't legit with Puck.
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He was the kind of asshole who is legendary among assholes.
Those first few seasons were real reality TV. I don't think anyone remembers anyone from TRW past the fourth season- it turned into scripted crap after that.
don't understand this basic, fundamental concept of, if one chooses to get sloshed, either secure a designated driver, or stay at home. period. i NEVER EVER get behind the wheel when i know i'ma get the partay started. FOR REALZ, THIS IS BASIC SHIT.
Puck, kudos for saving your son when the accident occurred, but, bitch, you coulda called a cab, had a friend drive him home, or pre-arranged to crash at said place where, obviously, you got drunk at and, thus, needed to drive from. three m-f-ing options OTHER than get behnd the wheel of a 2K lbs vehicle WITH YOUR PROGENY (or, fuck it, risk other peoples lives on the road). thre fucking option other than the dumbest one to choose. shit. fuckers is stupid. can't get over how fucking dumb bitches be.
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Driving drunk with your child in the car?! Bullet to his head STAT.
He's still gross and now a bigger asshole.
You know it's a damn shame he didn't suffer some injuries that would cause infirtility (did I spell that right) and I'd say the same damn thing about his son, but I'd get flamed...(in my defense that kid has Puck genes and the genes of the twat who procreated with him, so....)
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Driving drunk with his son in the car. I guess I should not be surprised. What an ass. Once as ass, always an ass, right?
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Dude :(
Poor kid.
OMG he was driving drunk with his kid in the car? What the hell did he expect was gonna happen?! Who the hell let him do that?!? UGH!
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Karma bites very hard sometimes. :( Feel bad for his son. :(
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Thank you for pointing that out because I did NOT have a fucking idea who this idiot was.
Puck from The Real World: San Francisco
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Thank you for pointing that out because I did have a fucking idea who this idiot was.
Yeah, I didn't comment on the first part of this story because I had a feeling the second part of the story would go like this. I couldn't stand Puck on TRW and most other people couldn't either.
Once an asshole, always an asshole. Snot and peanut butter to you, fuckface. Nice parental move, driving under the influence with your SON in the car.
I liked TRW Seattle, London, and Boston. After a while all the housemates seemed to come directly out of central casting: misunderstood black guy, angry lesbian, drunk fucked-up girl, nice dorky guy, etc.
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with his son in the car?? what a douche! I hope his wife beats his ass
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I can just picture this pathetic douche rag trying to apologize to his son and the mother of his child about what he did. This guy did a lot of whining and yapping on MTV Real World if I recall correctly - everything was always about Puck.
I used to watch that show, and he was the biggest jerk of anyone I've ever seen on TV. That he'd drive with his kid in the car drunk off his ass does not surprise me. Once an asshole, always an asshole...
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What a fucking asshole.
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This is almost as bad as that time he puts his finger in Pedro's peanut butter.
What a responsible adult/parent he turned out to be. I wish the "deer" would have beat the crap out of him.
So kind of this asshat to save his son first since he was responsible for putting him in that situation in the first place.
First prize to the smart dlister on the first Puck thread who so correctly stated that swerving to miss a deer=drunk driving.
haha - when I first saw the pic, I assumed it was a Prince Ginge story!
What a piece of shit! Driving drunk with his kid in the car? Toss him in jail and throw away the key!
Hang the motherfucker, he could of killed his kid and innocent others and meanwhile walk away w/nothing but a few broken bones. Thats the way it always goes. DRUNK DRIVERS SHOULD BE HUNG!!
Haha. Dude in the back looks like he's also a snot rocket.
In pucks defense, it was a deer...a deer on a green bottle with Jagermeister written under it.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 5:27pm.
Who is this piece of shit?
All drunk drivers should be hanged.
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Not so fast. You'd wipe out 99% of the Dlisted population.
FUCKING ASSHOLE for blaming it on a deer!
You fuck with deers and you're in big trouble!
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That ain't news. He was already paying paternity for that baby because he knew it was his.
And Tina left him finally only because now there is proof of what he has been doing for years.
Philandering fucka!
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For every piece-of-shit loser, there is a moron out there waiting to sleep with him!
Puck should be charged with attempted murder, because his child was in the car.
I fucking KNEW it!!!! When I read the story about the deer i thought, wow, he tried to avoid it, i think the old puck wouldn't have done that. Then I thought, what am I thinking! - jerks like that never change - always trust your instincts.
He's such a piece of shit. I feel badly for his son that he got hurt because his dad is an irresponsible asshole. I've always hated him and now I have all the justification I need.
Puck you fucking asshole!!!
Be glad your kid is okay!!!!! Dumbshit!
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Driving drunk, with your child in the car, wrecking car and causing serious injury to said child, should warrant mandatory prison time. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. And I sure don't want to hear one word about how this was the result of a fucking "disease." It's the result of being a selfish irresponsible scumbag.
So, I guess...once an asshole, always an asshole.
Who is this piece of shit?
All drunk drivers should be hanged.
I am surprised this scab-coated fucktard lived this long. He is worse than a fucking roach.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
It was too good to be true that Puck was acting like a responsible parent and saved his son before himself. And here I was hoping Pedro was reincarnated as a deer.
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