Punk Was Drunk
Puck from The Real World: San Francisco is laid up in a hospital today with a bunch of broken bones after he lost control of his car in San Diego and rolled down an embankment. Puck's 8-year-old, who was also in the car, suffered serious injuries and has since been released from the hospital.
At the time the story went around, we were all told that it was all some asshole deer's fault for wandering into the middle of the road causing Puck to swerve his car to avoid hitting it. Well, the CHP tells TMZ not to send your hate mail to Bambi. Apparently, Puck was driving while drunk. No deers were involved.
Puck might want to tell his bones to take their time healing, because the cops will arrest his ass for driving under the influence and driving without a license once he gets out of the hospital. Puck will also be charged with child endangerment, because his son was in the car with him.
And here I was thinking that after 16 years Puck finally put on his big boy panties and grew up a bit. Oh well. Puck might be going off to the chokey, but at least he has a batch of fresh new scabs to add to his scab collection! Snot rocket!