The Belle Of The Glitter Ball
If Audrey II chewed up both Hottie from Flavor of Love and Ursula the Sea Witch at the same time and then spat out a giant loogie, it would look like this glorious goddess you see before you.
It's Jaila Simms from Making the Band killing hos with her beauty at Saturday night's GLAAD Awards in Los Angeles. And I'm not just saying that. I think several hos actually died from choking on the wig glue fumes wafting off of Jaila's head. Not only did Jaila's wig put another crack in the ozone layer, but it looks like it's biting into her scalp and refusing to let go! But I guess you haven't really fought for glamour until your wig has eaten your forehead off. Bleeding for glamour: Jaila is doing it right!
In addition to Jaila, the GLAAD Awards also brought out other fanciful glittermeisters including: Chaz Bono (who is seriously turning into a giant penis head) with his girlfriend, The Discountess, McSteamy with Noxzema Girl, Glamberace, Johnny Weir, RuPaul, Bryan Batt, Chupacabra Zoe's assistant Brad, Apollonia and Candis Cayne.
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Cartman Bono and Johnny Weir should've stayed home. RuPaul is the only fierce bitch the party needed.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Looks EXACTLY like a black Miss Piggy
I <3 Johnny! Glitter hands, glitter hands, glitter hands, glitter hands. Razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle!
Holy! Chaz looks like somebody chopped his balls off!
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My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!
Really silly question: can Chaz-no-titties-anymore get married as a man in California? Is he is now considered to be a "straight" man under the law in that state?
If so, Ellen should be majorly and rightfully pissed off at him. Remember when Chaz blasted the post-coming out "Ellen" episodes as being too dykey and "radical" for Middle America and then had to retract the statement?
By the way, both Glamberace and Johnny look like they need to up the meds they are taking for their "try-too-hard-itis".
Discountess has worn that dress an earrings on a previous show.....Appolonia's legs are awesome....Chastity wont look like a man until he/she gets in a few bar fights and stops tweezing the brows.....i could go on but ill stop
Damn you Glambert! I thought that Tokio Hotel anime dude and got over excited. What a let down.
Chaz looks like he's sweating kielbasa juice.
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Keeping it classy with Boones Farm and Orange Grapefruit Michelob Light....
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 11:28am.
It's natural to be confused. I'm not 100% certain either. I'd have to say that different people might prefer different treatments... some crossdressing men may be more comfortable being addressed as "she" under certain conditions, while others might still want to be considered men no matter what.
As for professional drag artists, most of them are actors portraying a female character, but are still very much men and behave as men in their private lives, outside their shows. Again, there are probably exceptions.
In short, gender identity and gender-bending are tricky businesses ;)
Johnny Weir is really Tilda Swenson.
Have they ever been seen together in the same place at the same time?
There, I'm right.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Chaz Bono just looks like a fat lesbian in a suit, I don't think the whole "sexual reassignment" thing is working out too well. She needs to take some tips from the pregnant man. Also, why the fuck does Johnny Weir keep trying to make those halfsies gloves happen. He needs to stop, those gloves are hideous. And why is Rupaul wearing a pajama suit with shoes and no socks?
They should really have better fashion than this.
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OBVIOUSLY, 'Chas' Bono's real problem isn't the born girl but really a boy thing. It's the PUT THE GODDAMN FOOD DOWN AND SAVE SOME FOR SOMEONE ELSE thing. He/She/Whatever is HUGE
Apollonia looks great. Good for her.
Chaz Bono looks like a middle aged overstressed politician and it doesn't look good. So far, the most successful gender reassignment person is still Yvonne (Balian) Buschbaum.
And is Jaila a REAL name?. Whoever came up with that stupid name should be shot.
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for the record, if i ever seen anyone with those half gloves on in RL, im gonna set em on fire. just think about that the next time you go shopping for gloves :)
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Now we know what Miss Piggy looks like with a spray on tan. When she steps into the sun you can smell the bacon for miles.
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
Love Bryan Bratt, but it looks like girlfriend got her hair did by Jaila's stylist.
I don't know if the surgery was completed, but I'm sure Chaz has some serious balls to keep going out in public being such a mess. (and, yes, he has a right to live his life, I just think dude needs psychotherapy 24/7 more than public appearances)
LOVE Rupaul, always have.
if he didn't speak or sing I would love Glamborachi as well.
The Sexuation
Looks to me like Chaz's obesity continues to worsen and I wondered if it would slow down or reverse once he fufilled his dream of gender reassignment. I think Chaz is one of the obese who eat to fill a void and/or as a method of self-destruction. It's purely an emotional thing. I hoped that the change to a gender he felt destined to be would produce more feelings of contentment and comfort in his own body but it looks like, if anything, his discomfort has risen. Really, no pun intended there.
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Are you sure the big guy in the suit isn't Kevin James ??
I don't care what Chaz Bono got between her legs
she still look like an obese lesbian to me
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Where art tho Mr Big!
is it apart of chaz's reassignment surgery that he play warcraft 18 hours a day with hot pockets and mtn. dew?
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:44am.
That makes sense. I was getting confused by the whole RuPaul thing but that's drag. So what's the thought behind drag queens? I thought it was someone who is transgender and uses clothes as a way to transition until they get gender reassignment surgery. But I guess that's not the case since RuPaul probably has the money and is showing up here as a man (something a transgender person would likely hate to do?). Are drag queens gay, do they just like dressing up as women, or do they think they are women born in the wrong body? This is so complicated...
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I seriously cannot believe Chaz Bono.
I mean, more power to him for being himself.
However, I'm old enough to remember the pics of that little blonde, pigtailed girl with Sonny and Cher and how she was considered the prettiest little thing since Lisa Marie Presley!
CANNOT. RECONCILE.
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If you wanna be a man fine - but why a morbidly obese man?
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:32am.
I've found that most trangendered people prefer to be treated as the gender that they chose, both pre and post op, but your mileage may vary.
chaz gives me the impression of infinite sweetness. whatever her/his gender, i always feel a little mommy-worry for him. 'it's a big bad world out there, chaz, wear a jacket!"
and i like jaila, but who let that bitch outside looking like that?! jaila, get some new friends. they ones you have failed you miserably last night. that eyeshadow is tragic. please don't let yourself be a clown.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:22am.
Yeah, I kind of doubt it that Chaz had the gender reassignment surgery to "avoid homosexuality". Gay men =/= women and lesbians =/= men. Chances are that Chaz didn't simply feel like a woman, not even a lesbian, and wanted to be a full-blown (hee) man. Also, there have been cases of straight men and women getting gender reassignment surgeries as well. I trust the gay community to know the difference between a transexual and a person who is completely integrated in the gender they were born in but simply prefers to bonk people with the same kind of genitals that they have.
Are you sure that's not Miss Forcible from Coraline ??
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Adam Lambert needs to see a good dermatologist, maybe do a series of peels or laser resurfacing. All that makeup just makes his acne scarring more noticeable! I have nothing but love for RuPaul!
oooOooooo after seeing these pictures I looked up Candis Cayne because the person looked familiar. Turns out she/he was the person in DirtySexyMoney. Her/his bio says she/he is transgender. That clarifies so much now. I always thought, "Uh why is Baldwin with a really manly looking woman on this show?" On that note, what is the politically correct pronoun for a transgender person?
I thought this one is the glamberace
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:08am.
Ah, totes didn't know that. About Valentine's Day, I mean. About the sex tape, wasn't it just a disappointing "nude tape"?
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Yeah I think so. Perhaps no one wanted to make the first move or something. Lame. LOL
When Chaz Bono used to be a girl she was gay. Now he is a man, who is not gay, he is herterosexual man with a girl friend.Some gay people were non too pleased with the fact that in order to avoid her homosexuality, she preferred to change her sex from a gay woman to a herterosexual man through medical intervention. I wonder how he is received in the gay community now.
"Chaz" still looks feminine. But she looks like a big old slob now. Yuck. Maybe turning into a man was her way to not care about her body.
Love Ru Paul. He seems like genuine good people and he always looks fabulous.
Submitted by Passionate on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 10:00am.
Ah, totes didn't know that. About Valentine's Day, I mean. About the sex tape, wasn't it just a disappointing "nude tape"?
I want the eyeshadow she's got on, seriously.
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What the fuck is that?!
Looks like Mooriah, Aretha Franklin, Miss Piggy and a melting vat of dark chocolate collided into one another.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 9:45am.
And what was McSteamy doing there? Not that I'm complaining, but it was kind of random.
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He played a gay football player in the movie Valentine's Day. Plus, remember their threesome video with another woman?
Gayheart was also in 90210 as Dylan's wife and she was shot by her dad's hitmen.
TEAM CHELSEA LATELY!!!!!
Poor Chaz-looks like he is about to have a freaking stroke right there. After going through public humiliation, pre-op therapy, surgery and recovery looks like he is going to have a heart attack.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
We (HEART!) Chaz, but why does Chaz keep himself in such a fugly conditia??!!!
He could be hot with diet and working out.
Who know Ru was truly a conehead? Girl should leave the house without a wig.
J'adore Sal Romano and Bryan Batt.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 04/19/2010 - 8:35am.
Chaz Bono = reincarnated John Candy.
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YES! I was wondering why Chaz looked so familiar!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Separated at birth: Johnny Weir & Bebe Neuwirth aka Lillith Sternin Crane from cheers - you decide!
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And what was McSteamy doing there? Not that I'm complaining, but it was kind of random.
He was with GAYheart
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Oh, and Johnny Weir causing weird tingles on my spine may be a sign of me turning gayelle. Also, I thought he was being coy about his sexuality: not anymore, I see?
I feel bad for Chaz.. seriously. He's not looking good or comfortable. On the other hand, I am in love with this Adam Lambert kid. I guess the faghag in me hasn't completely died yet.