Isn't This Called Foreplay?
Lindsay Lohan's Twitter page is like an empty subway car on a Saturday night. There's always an incoherent crackie stumbling in to ramble away about something. It makes you want to put on your headphones and continue to pretend to read a book.
At around 2 this morning, Lindsay's numb fingers fought with her Blackberry keyboard to type out this Tweet about her ex-SamRo. According to Blohan, SamRo gave her a squirt to the face at a party. Isn't this how SamRo and Blohan usually greet each other? Who knows, but SamRo had this to say on her Twitter page. The non-plot thins:
Guess what didn't happen tonight......
about 5 hours ago via UberTwitter
OH, A GAME! Hm. Let's see, you didn't eat anything? You didn't kiss a peen? You didn't wash your underarms? You didn't play any good music? Am I getting warmer? Oh, wait, she's talking about spitting on Blohan.
Well, whoever spit on Blohan was just trying to do her a favor by giving her a bath. That's all. Blohan should really send them a thank you card.
Here's some thrilling pictures of Blo hiding her saliva site face while arriving at a club early this morning.
Images via Pacific Coast News
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I would rather have anal warts than hear about this worthless cunt anymore.
I spit on Samantha Ronson. S P S P SP SP SPPP IT
I'm developing a soft spot for Lindsay. She was pushed down and into cactus by the paparazzi.
She must be nearly broke by now.
And her father...
Hah you guys are fuckin great. Thanks for the laughs. Gotta love a good ole shit-on-a-lohan post.
So you mean to tell me Lindsay Lohan, in her vile and useless life, missed her deposition TWICE because she was too busy partying, looking half dead? Then going to coochella and getting spit on by a dyke who looks like a pre-teen boy that just got done raiding pete wentz's dirty laundry hamper. It's not like Hohan has a job or anything meaningful going on in her life. No reason for her to miss court.
I agree with the person who said if that were any of us, Joe Schmoe, we would have already been arrested and worrying about getting spit on and crotch punched in jail by dykes or even men who are way bigger and scarier than SamRo.
A few months ago I was two days late paying a traffic fine. They were already getting ready to put out a warrant for my arrest the day I paid.. but here we have a C list skank with an obvious drug problem that can do whatever the fuck she pleases. It's crap
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 12:11pm.
Did she really spell "Coachella" correctly? It must have been a fluke.
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O no. It's a copy and paste, I'm sure. She's very careful to associate herself with as many relevant links as possible all the time. I read this and thought: Wow girl, you've outdone yourself this time - three links in 140 characters. Kadooze!
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My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:53pm.
I never saw this video before but it's kinda funny about the good ole days when Lindsay was in and out of rehab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkUsuW4Z278&feature=related
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Well, that is something very special I can't even BEWEAVE I missed! Thanks!
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My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!
i can't be bothered with lindsey lohan, as at this point there is no hope for her. NONE.
has any child star ever tanked faster than lohan? i mean, winehouse has talent, so there is always a chance that she will contribute something,despite her addictions and craziness.
but lohan - it's just watching a house burn down.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
I never saw this video before but it's kinda funny about the good ole days when Lindsay was in and out of rehab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkUsuW4Z278&feature=related
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
dang those bitches she's riding with look rough. fuck.
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WORD! It's gone from being a cool music fest to being a place D list celebs go to get their pictures taken.
By the way-where the hell are these bitches? In most places in the US it's spring. The time for long sleeved furs is gone.
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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK
Who's the chick driving? She, on the other hand, is cute :)))
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Samantha Ronson spit in my face!
Give me a break. Let's not give Lindsay anymore attention.
heard she missed her second depo today...some more lame ass excuse...EXCUSE ME, BUT IF YOU AND ME SKIPPED OUT ON NOT ONE BUT TWO DEPOSITIONS...we would be hauled into court and thrown in the chokey...I really cannot stand how the attorneys, judges, police and her pathetic excuse for parents keep giving her a free ride. Cannot wait for her funeral and the crocodile tears and the why Lindsay???? pathetic moans from her fake ass publicity whoreish parents...she will surely die quickly, and they will point fingers at everyone but their own enabling selves...enough of this trainwreck MK, it is just too damn disgusting to watch.
Lindsay is a certified pyscho
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i don't "smoke" it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time- Lindsay Lohan. March 29,2010.
"OH, A GAME! Hm. Let's see, you didn't eat anything? You didn't kiss a peen? You didn't wash your underarms? You didn't play any good music? Am I getting warmer? Oh, wait, she's talking about spitting on Blohan."
Glorious, glorious LOLS.
As sick as I am of all those idiots, MK always keeps it lively.
Blohan needs to grow-up already. Sam Ro should just ignore her stupid tweets.
she needs to give it up on the ronson chik....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:47am.
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dudes you don't convert gayelles. They might sample the goodies but that aint the same thing.
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Maybe Lindsay should front a punk rock band and she would get "showered" regularly! I heard she is on some celebrity death watch list and she is # 15!!! Who the Hell is in the top 10!!!!???????? Pete Doherty? Courtney Love?
That was probably the most water Hohan has had on her skin for a long time...I think we all need to spit on her since she is one dirty skank...and btw Charlie M. I ADORE how often you use the word fucking...that is fucking hilarious...you funny fucker!! Anyhow, how many minutes to Hohan's "untimely death" all her shenanigans are getting quite old...I mean overdose or get off the pot you stupid tramp!!!
Christ on the cross, I am sick to death of hearing about Coachella. Every April, we're forced to look at pictures of all these dirty celebs in plastic wristbands and wearing their hippy best. It's like in October, when the "famous people visit the pumpkin patch" shit storm arrives.
She's pissed SamRo spit on her only because she usually charges $1000 an hour for business men to do so and SamRo didn't pay the going rate.
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 12:54pm.
Those other girls look like trash-probably all enablers leeching off of eachother's money and her fame. Ick.
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Exactly! It's really sad that she has to surround herself with fake friends who use her so she won't be alone. Seriously.
Hell to the noooo! This bitch and the twitter and the fucking fake lezzie fights! Go the fuck away!
She's so FOS, that's why she stinks. Duh, how did I not see that before?
Of course, dyke drama is the WORST! Didn't you guys watch GIGLI?
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why doesn't Lindsay ever retaliate when this SamRo person does all these alleged things to her? Blohan taking the "high" road and being classy?
Those other girls look like trash-probably all enablers leeching off of eachother's money and her fame. Ick.
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what is nicole eggert circa 1992 doing in the back seat with that ugly eyeshadow. crackheads!
I can't see Blohan's face,
but the other 2 chicks look like they need a shave.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:47am.
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dudes you don't convert gayelles. They might sample the goodies but that aint the same thing.
oh i just clicked on the pictures, 3 coatless girls at the club they just left are gonna be pissed.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "...the only tweet I ever wanna see from her is "ok i've got the gun in my mouth now"."
OMG. I love you.
harvey can you post again, and then a few more times? i think i may like your picture, but i'm not sure yet, i need to see it a few more times.
for around $1700 ret airfare, depending on which way the air around iceland is blowing, yes.
Did she really spell "Coachella" correctly? It must have been a fluke.
I hate those stupid fucking @ symbols when twitter is quoted
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You'd pass up paying AU$7 to win US$1150???
Dog is miffed. *sniff*
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:51am.
THIS STUPID ASSWHIPE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE HAS COMING TO HER EVEN MOST COMMON DRUNKS SUCH AS MY FUCKING SELF KNOW WHEN TO KEEP OUR MOUTH SHUT AND STAY FUCKING HIDDEN THIS BITCH IS A DECENT ACTRESS WITH HER FOOT A+ IN THE FUCKING DOOR AND LOOKS ON TOP OF FUCKING IT AND FUCKS IT UP WITHOUT HAVING THE FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER TO FUCKING KNOW TO FUCKING LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PULL THE SHADES DRAWN WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR FUCKING GROOVE ON.
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Courtney is that you??
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:47am.
Sal - these chicks are super hot... I've become pretty good friends with the bartender... I guess like her "best straight" lol. her gf is the butchy one. I think I secretly am dying to convert her over to "our side".... OR AT THE VERY LEAST HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY!!! again, don't judge.
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I tried that when I met these girls, a couple who owned a coffee shop. I kept going there until one day I noticed they were closed and one of them came out with puffy eyes and told me that she was renovating and that she didn't have a "business partner" any more.
All she did was cry all day about the other girl. I was going to help with the renovation but she moved out of the place without saying a word.
You should wait for them to get into a fight and perhaps you'll be lucky enough to let one of them use you to get back on the other. ;)
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"
louise I do realise, but i prefer my version, ie. when i am called a hot mess i like to think of it as a compliment to my hotness and ability to down a certain amount of shots per hour.
Did Charlie just say something nice?
In her crack-stuper, she probably thought K. Stewart (i'm obsessed) was SamRo...
She needs to get sober, get her GED, cut off her paretns, go to college, and lay the fuck LOW!
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THIS STUPID ASSWHIPE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE HAS COMING TO HER EVEN MOST COMMON DRUNKS SUCH AS MY FUCKING SELF KNOW WHEN TO KEEP OUR MOUTH SHUT AND STAY FUCKING HIDDEN THIS BITCH IS A DECENT ACTRESS WITH HER FOOT A+ IN THE FUCKING DOOR AND LOOKS ON TOP OF FUCKING IT AND FUCKS IT UP WITHOUT HAVING THE FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER TO FUCKING KNOW TO FUCKING LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PULL THE SHADES DRAWN WHEN YOU'RE GETTING YOUR FUCKING GROOVE ON.
Submitted by WallyRaffle on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:44am.
Hot mess mean huge disaster. Think a pile of warm stomach acidy vomit.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:39am.
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:36am.
Oh shut the fuck up Sucky, you talk like you've never fought over a peen.
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SAL NEVER. I am not gay like that (unlike 99.99999999% of the other commentators on this blog) I, instead, fight with my own peen *PUNCHES DICKKK!!*
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LOL Sucky... I should've known that you're a minority within a minority.
Did you meet your mom the other day?
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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"