Isn't This Called Foreplay?

Lindsay Lohan's Twitter page is like an empty subway car on a Saturday night. There's always an incoherent crackie stumbling in to ramble away about something. It makes you want to put on your headphones and continue to pretend to read a book.

At around 2 this morning, Lindsay's numb fingers fought with her Blackberry keyboard to type out this Tweet about her ex-SamRo. According to Blohan, SamRo gave her a squirt to the face at a party. Isn't this how SamRo and Blohan usually greet each other? Who knows, but SamRo had this to say on her Twitter page. The non-plot thins:

Guess what didn't happen tonight......
about 5 hours ago via UberTwitter

OH, A GAME! Hm. Let's see, you didn't eat anything? You didn't kiss a peen? You didn't wash your underarms? You didn't play any good music? Am I getting warmer? Oh, wait, she's talking about spitting on Blohan.

Well, whoever spit on Blohan was just trying to do her a favor by giving her a bath. That's all. Blohan should really send them a thank you card.

Here's some thrilling pictures of Blo hiding her saliva site face while arriving at a club early this morning.

Images via Pacific Coast News

Posted by: Michael K

Tags:

Crackheads, Do You Need A Moment?, Drunks, Gayelles, Lindsay Lohan, SamRo

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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:50am.

Now this is someone who should be banned from buying alcohol. Who am I kidding, when does she ever "buy".

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:49am.

I had a chick spit in my face before... but she was just clearing a spot to sit down... lol
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:48am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:17am.

snowy and PSL...

Heehee. :)

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Hey, I laughed too! But on the inside cuz I didn't want to offend myself;p

♥ Threadkilla!
My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:48am.

Publicity stunt for them both or just for Sam. Every time something happens between those two a little limelight spills back onto them both.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:48am.

Who is that masculine looking female driving the car?

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:48am.

Lindsay's Twitter Bio says she is an "Actress Designer Musician Director/Writer/Producer Artist of many things.. :)"

Hot damn this girl is deluded.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:48am.

Partying with random people is a bad sign. I bet she doesn't even remember their names. And I bet they're both on hold with a tabloid right now.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:47am.

snowy and PSL...

Heehee. :)

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:47am.

She usually looks pathetic and solo. Now she has her posse and you know she strutted up to SamRo with an attitude.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:47am.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:10am.

Who is Miley Cyrus' ex? Billy Ray?

&&&

ALDSKFJSKFLSKSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:47am.

Keep snortin that meth, skank!!!!!!!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:47am.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 11:15am.

I don't use twatter, so I don't understand the usage of the "@"
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As far as I can tell the only thing that does is create a direct link to that person's page.

♥ Threadkilla!
My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:46am.

M.E. that's their twatter address

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:46am.

I doubt she has any 'friernds' left at this point. Jesus Christ, what ever happened to getting an education?

Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:46am.

It's only considered foreplay if Samro follows it up with a snot rocket. *********************************************************************************************** "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" The Dude

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:46am.

Jack, I fucking hate twitter too!

here's my tweet:

I am breathing. Now I am taking a sip of coffee, while I rag on Lindsay Lohan. Breathing again.

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Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang- with a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
AC/DC

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:45am.

I don't use twatter, so I don't understand the usage of the "@"

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:45am.

Jack, I love when your sensitive side shows through.

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living" Sucky 12/14/2009
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever
LawDog 04/15/2010 Who DOESN'T enjoy a gang bang? WTF

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:44am.

IG!!! hahahhahahahahah

Lindsay, STFU. You are so fucking delusional, you don't realize how much worse you make your situation, every time you tweet. You think this shit will help you get a job?

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Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang- with a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
AC/DC

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:44am.

Lindsay is the new Britney. I feel sad for her, she too needs help and is not getting it. *runs away from angry mob*

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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:44am.

Twitter should be shut down if only to keep these two from getting more attention.

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"Draw a chalk outline of your vagina on the floor, because I'm going to murder it tonight! Cooch Scene Investigation!" MK

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:43am.

"and samronson spit in mah face blah blah blah"

BITCH!!!!!! who fucking cares! hate twitter fucking HATE IT! she spit in your face cuz your a goddamm nasty piece of white trash stalker that doesn't deserve to have another breath of air wasted on your ass you cunt! I wouldn't waste a squirt of piss on this bitch if she was engulfed in flames. true facts.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:42am.

Someone stick her head in a toilet full of draino and give her swirlies.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:41am.

Blohan, honey, it wasn't real. That was a multi-narcotic induced hallucination. I see why'd you'd wanna run with it since that's waaaay more interesting than anything going on in your reality right now.

What a sad, sad leprechaun.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:41am.

I THINK that's Miley's ex! LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:41am.

IG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:41am.

who is that dude in her avie?
Is this her latest attempt to avoid responsibililty? "Not my tweets"
"The white douchebag did it!'

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Pray for us Oranges" CHIRIO

Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:40am.

She's not even worth the spit is what SamRo seems to be saying....

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:40am.

Who is Miley Cyrus' ex? Billy Ray?

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:40am.

That is a trashy carload of girls right there. I wonder where Lindsay picked up those two tag-alongs.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:39am.

Why does she have a picture of that guy as her avatar?

All those broads in those pictures are at least 5 years younger then me, but damn if they don't look 10 years older.

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:38am.

First of all, I wonder whose coat she's wearing because you know it isn't hers! And B) - why didn't SamRo just put a bullet in her? What kind of a greeting is a lowly gob of spittle?????

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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.

http://www.modestneeds.org/

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:38am.

Aw fuck! I missed this Damn! I was searching all my fave people to hate last night. SamRo is stalking some guy named Perretti(??) and Lindsay is stalking SamRo. Nicole (who I love but is part of that mess) looks great and acts normal. Heidi is now designing fashions! Ugh. And Britney added a page to her site called BS Alert. So every time they say a lie in a paper they put it up on her site and tweet about it.

I was SO hoping to read "SamRo spit in my face and left with Miley's ex" but it wasn't there yet! NO FAIRSIES!

♥ Threadkilla!
My name is Don Glover and on Twitter it looks like donglover. I'm twenty-five years old and I'm JUST finding out my name is donglover!

Submitted by salacious on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:37am.

This shit is so funny that I kinda of wish I could switch bodies with Lindsay for one day... it must be a very humbling experience.

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"fuck you" is the new "thank you"

Submitted by norma_desmond on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:37am.

laying odds that her professional clubbing friends are really no help to her aside from deftness in parking/unparking the car.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:37am.

oh dear fuck... that first thumb is making me a little tingly.... reminds me of the beat down coke whores we partied with in the early 90's...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

BOO, YOU WHORE. MissJaneTexas 04/14/10

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:37am.

DIE WHORE!

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 04/21/2010 - 9:37am.

Poor, poor, Blohan! Can't catch a break anywhere...