50 Cent Is Trying To Win An Oscar

Even Vivica Fox's elusive hairline jumped up towards Jesus when it saw this picture of 50 Cent looking more like 10 cents on the set of his new movie The Dave Chapelle Story. No, 50 apparently went all Christian Bale in The Machinist for a movie about a football player suffering from cancer. Thisis50.com explains:

50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie “Things Fall Apart”. In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer. He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.

“I was starving.” Now he’s back on tour and says, “I’ve been eating. I’ll be back in shape in no time!”

It looks like all that weight moved from his body to his head. THAT HEAD! His medulla probably drank a few PB&C shakes. Damn. If you're outside in the daytime and the sky suddenly goes dark, don't think it's the end of the world. It's probably just 50 Cent bowing his head nearby. Just turn your watch back an hour and keep walking.

And why did he have to paste pieces of his grandma's old shag rug over his eyes? Things falling apart is right!