Ass To Ass! Ass To Ass!
At last night's Teen Choice Awards (aka the only awards show Roman Polanski Tivos), Sandra Bullock and the queen of the world Betty White performed a G-rated version of Jennifer Connelly's ass to ass scene from Requiem for a Dream for all the chirruns in the audience. No, but that's immediately where my gutter brain went when I first saw this picture. Sandra and Betty bumped nalgas on stage after winning some stupid award for Best Dance.
I bet Betty doesn't even know what she won for. Betty gets an award for burping in the morning, so she just threw that stupid surfboard shit into the warehouse with her other accolades and went back to sitting on her throne.
You know who else was there last night? Not drinking during the daytime is doing wonders for Snooki, because bitch looked all kinds of beautiful last night:
Snooki looks great there.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Sandra is gorgeous!!! And i love Betty.
Thats all i got, i m tired today.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
This is actually a really hot look for Sandra. When she dresses up in designer dresses she never works it and you can tell she's uncomfortable. She's more biker casual here lol, and I think she's the first person ever to make 'biker casual' hot.
Is that Dr. Ken!?! He is too much.
Sandra and Betty crack me up in that main pic. Totally see Betty's 'stiff and moderate' dancing where one just kind of bounces the hips and bends the knees ever so slightly lmao, and Sandra's all out rough riding and shit. These two are a crack up.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I saw "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" won favorite Reality Show. Every parent who allows their kids to watch that shit should be put in front of a Firing Squad.
I love both Bullock and White though!
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
Thats not Snooki, thats Teresa Giudice.
Sandy's got a hot new look! (is she a tad old for it, though?)
And ok - here I go....not sure if I'm still gaga for the whole Betty White thing. I watch at least 2 episodes of the GGs every day and love 'em all to bits but watching Betty play the dirty old granny on these award and comedy shows and on TV now is getting old for me. She doesn't have to retire to the old folk's home, she should be ok TV forever!
But I'm getting a little ehhhh with all the cheeky, raunchy stuff. It's a fuckin crime to say a word against her but it's too much for me.
Message from Rose Nylund to Betty White :
Stop it, you little gurflurdenhurder!
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Dark-sided!
Why is Linda from Intervention dressed as a vampire?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sandy looks hot!!!!! The others not so much