Heidi Montag Wants Less Tit In Her Life
And I'm not talking about the tit that is Spencer Pratt!!! (The gong is the shop, so you'll have to use a trash can lid instead.) Heidi Montag's nipples are crying a river of silicone tears to Life & Style, because she says that when she sleeps against a wall at night, she dreams of a life without two giant rollerballs stuffed into her chest.
Heidi is down in Costa Rica to replace her size G (is for goddamnyoureadumbfuck) implants with DDs. Heidi's assistant took a hot blow dryer to her face to loosen it up a bit so she could open up her mouth and say, "I'm desperate to go back to normal. I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D. I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way. I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I feel trapped in my own body."
Heidi's brain turned to dust as soon as she licked on Spencer Pratt's hairy ass crack, so you can't say that she should've thought about this before she Real Doll-ized herself. But seriously, you would think it would be relatively easy for Heidi to downgrade her chest area. She should just get Spencer to release a little air from the push-pull valve on her ass. That should do the trick right.
Somewhere in the world, the reigning fake titty queen Sheyla Hershey just said this to Heidi's cover: "Light (*oxygen mask over face, oxygen mask off face*) weight (*passes out*)"
Who cares about this talentless cunt when you can see Snooki in a bikini (bottom right)?
she is like an assheart!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:42am.
LOL, yeah! If I was his mother, I think I'd be spinning in my grave or coming back to haunt his ass as an extremely annoying ghost.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:38am.
I always thought that to! I wonder if he ever feels guilty, like maybe he should have given her some of his money to go to a real surgeon! He claimed to love her so much and lets face it he dosent seem to be making her proud right now egotistical maniac that he is!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:31am.
I certainly don't blame you.
That being said, Gayfishy made all this money and his mother went to some discount "surgeon" instead? Couldn't her batshit son at least refer her to a good one? I'm sure he'd have been able to get her all hooked up on that...
And I don't wish seriously ill on anyone, but going to one of those back alley surgeons, you should never expect anything good to come out of it...I mean, it's just sort of common sense...
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:18am.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:02am.
I think that's how Gayfishy's mother died too. Sketchy uncertified plastic surgeons?
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YUP thats why Ill keep all my shit the way it is no matter how unflattering it may be. Im alive at least and you never know if they are gonna fuck you up even WORSE!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:02am.
I think that's how Gayfishy's mother died too. Sketchy uncertified plastic surgeons?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
LMFAO WHY the fuck is she in Costa Rica? Back alley coke head surgeon anyone?
Not to long ago that chick who married Usher went some place like that for surgery and almost died. TSK TSK
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 1:36pm.
I've never liked Kim Tardashian, but now I just can't even stand her.
Like Heidi Montag with plastic surgery, she's just one more stitch of makeup and a weight loss drug away from looking like a transvestite.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:30am.
And she did look nice there.
Her face shape is a bit oblong, but that's never been nothing a more flattering haircut couldn't fix.
I don't know, I don't like her or anything, but in this instance I feel kind of sad for her. She got all of this plastic surgery because she felt insecure but still isn't happy with the results, and it is really difficult being young and female in the entertainment business. I mean, I'm just a regular girl with a full time job that is quite far from being glamorous but I can relate to people who want to get all kinds of plastic surgery done.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Look at this-so sad:
http://www.exposay.com/heidi-montag-2006-mtv-movie-awards---arrivals/p/3...
She was pretty!
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-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
On topic: I don't think it's Heidi Montag's body she fucked up. For the most part, it was her face. Don't get me wrong, her boobs look ridiculous, but I figured that a rack like that would be right up Spencer Twatt's alley anyway.
Her head's always been a bit on the long side, but her features were attractive. Now she looks frigid and old. There's no character to her face.
Off Topic: I'm so sick of seeing Kim Tardashian's smirk everyday. Her lips look like Roger Ebert's, for Christ's sake.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
well, she doesn't need to be obsessed with fitness when she can just go do a bunch of plastic surgery. just get some lipo every once in a while. no need for exercise. just stand around, never sweat and look all pretty like a real doll, ms. montag.
Obsessed with fitness and she's had liposuction?
Did they suck out her brain along with the fat along the way?
Going back to normal, Heidi, you fucking waste of space, would be to not have implants at all.
Fuck. Just shut up and go away. Take your douche of a husband with you.
I'm surprised she didn't give an interview saying she just couldn't handle the death of Dr. Ryan and everyday life in giant jugs reminds her of him. All the plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills are booked until 2011 so she booked a flight to Costa Rica in honor of her "angel" to have her tits yanked in the same week of his death. That's what Jesus would do.
Cheers, Manimal! I don't know if i'll be able to sleep tonight knowing this tragedy of Heidi's...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 2:38pm.
Oh, the humanity! Fuck the drowning, starving, raped, and oppressed peoples of the world! To hell with the Gulf of Mexico, the US economy swirling the drain, AIDS, the melting glaciers, and the Taliban poisoning schoolgirls!
Heidi's fake boobs are too big for her!
LMAO!!!
Yes, Heidi, it was your epic tits that ruined your life and marriage. Not the fact that you married a self important psychotic troll and you became a dead-behind-the-eyes famewhore? No?
Yeah, glad we cleared that up.
And that is SOOOO her old face on her new body. I mean, do they think we are fucking idiots and would NOT see that?
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Fake big boobs are so gross! About time Heidi realized this! She also needs to realize how bad she fucked-up everything!
I've said it before and I'll say it again I HATE, HATE, HATE this vile, plastic, vacuous piece of shit. Her and the ex should be banned from selling any more stories about their famewhore ways. The two of them are evil personified.
Please, for the love of jebus, make them go away!
Heidi's quote should've just ended with the first two words "I'm desperate." (nothing else was necessary)
I want attention, so I've tried the following tactics:
-reality tv (check)
-dinner at the Ivy (check)
-bikini picks (check)
-attempt at pop stardom with "hit single" and auto tune (check)
-fake wedding to guy everyone hates (check)
-not enough attention paid with first wedding, so second fake wedding with guy everyone hates (check)
-plastic surgery (check)
-attention getting plastic surgery (check)
Still no one cares....
-fake divorce from guy everyone hates (check)
still no one cares....
-"accidental" porn tape with guy everyone hates gets leaked (check)
still no one cares.....
-Oh okay "accidental" porn tape with other girl desperate for attention (suddenly I'm a lesbian--wink wink) (check)
still no one cares....
-"My Implants ruined my life!! my plastic surgery nightmare" (duh) (check)
still no one cares.....
up next:
-"I'm addicted to -insert drug here--..." celebrity rehab
-Porn ("...we'll I've always been a sexual person...etc.)
Straight out of the Z list PR handbook (see Tila Tequila)
is that her old face on her new body??
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This makes sense after she just filed papers with the courts to divorce her cunt. Hey, even if they have to take one piece at a time eventually she'll be gone :)[insert giant smile of hope].
Well the public wants less of her in our lives. STFU and just go away bimbo.
Take them out. Leave them in. Just shut the hell up about it.
No one cares Heidi
Heidi should go back to her original size. Tighten up and/or excise the excess skin from the implants and be happy with what she has for real.
Next, get rid of that fucking idiot called Spencer Pratt! He's a fucking nutcase. Consider him radioactive and insane. He's a cross between Svengali and Manson.
Finally, she needs to get a life. What she did trying to get on "Transformers," to impress Michael Bay was outrageous. She's not an actress. She's more like Zsa Zsa Gabor.
I'd love to see Spencer Pratt hang with LiLo! That would show even someone as vapid as Heidi that he's a fucking manipulator.
she had her ass fat and muscles implanted into her chest? whats wrong could she afford regular nasty silicones like the rest of the idiots in hollywood?
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Oh, the humanity! Fuck the drowning, starving, raped, and oppressed peoples of the world! To hell with the Gulf of Mexico, the US economy swirling the drain, AIDS, the melting glaciers, and the Taliban poisoning schoolgirls!
Heidi's fake boobs are too big for her!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Heidi needs her frontal lobe removed.
As for the boob queen down below? Jeezzz.... who the fuck wants 50 pounds of silicone on their chest.... damn I bet her back hurts!! looks stooopid tooooo.......
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Really, these cunts, Heidi and Spencer, are playing with everybody. They are doing all of this to keep themselves relevant. Nothing is real in their lives, NOTHING!! What do you want to bet that their next move will be an "attempted suicide" because it got that other reality 'ho so much attention. The media needs to stop doing stories on these fakers. They are just playing with all of you.
Kinda like jacko--after the first few surgeries he was looking pretty good, but he got a dozen more and became alien.
She probably realizes her sweet spot was a few surgeries ago too.
Does this vapid twat actually expect people to care? I can't even bring myself to pity her.
i want less heidi montag in my life. which one of us is going to get our way?
Poor thing - I feel so bad for her :( I mean she and her piece are actually stars of a hit show and REAL celebrities and yet that are pushed aside and sandwiched between 'reality' nobodies.
Yes, of course, I'm talking Paquin. You couldn't have possibly thought I was talking about Whorey Montag, could you? :P
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She looks shitbutt awful in any form.
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She is so pretty and now shes gone to fuck it all up...oye.
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and when the hell is fake ass Kim Whoretrashian Kuntassian going to give it a rest...bitch yo fake...and as far as the Guido Fake ASs Housewifes..I would love to do a driveby on their annoying asses./..God do I loathe celebutards!!!
still hate her either way...and stupid asshole bitch double dd's will still be too big on her...everything she does is for publicity so like her fake marriage and fake divorce and fake body...i call bullshit on this fake ass dumb skank ho!!!
God, she is ugly.
She was just last week boo-hooing over her late Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who got killed on the PCH. So what is she doing in Costa Rica cheapskate.
bawhahahaahahahaha @ "Light (*oxygen mask over face, oxygen mask off face*) weight (*passes out*)"
I thought this lady was the reigning queen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcYhPjFbWro&feature=fvsr
Oh well, at least Mexico has Miss Universe now.
Too bad she can't make her face normal again...although that face on the cover is better looking than before. They must've photoshopped it.
her old face on her new body. nice.
I'd like to implant something between her cheeks...either set
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Your face scares me indeed
Since when did life and style become fame and whore? I mean look at that cover. Fuck. A buch of over made up-desperate to be famous-assholes. They stick bowling balls in their chest, fuck someone that is kind of someone on camera, pretent to be rich when their bankrupt, just to get a cover of a magazine. Whenever I think my life is bad I need to pull out the cover of this magazine and laugh as I will never be as pathetic as these retards,
Forgive me, I referred to Queen Dickinson as "Janet" haha. I shall forever be scorned.
Finally Heidi is getting real and coming clean (sorta).
She was a horrible example for young girls so I'm glad she's finally telling what's really up.
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