These Two Are Doing It

Over at People, they have a grainy picture of Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez sucking the escargot chunks out of each other's mouths on the streets of Paris over the weekend. Usually, women find themselves in the arms of Olivier after he seduced them off their bar seat and into an empty nearby bathroom stall. Then he sucks on your tongue and grabs at your titties before cumming into his palm, wiping it on the wall and then leaving you quivering at the loins wondering what just happened. Yes, I've watched Unfaithful way too many times on cable. Anyways, this is not how it happened with Halle. Halle and Olivier shot Dark Tide together in South Africa last month. And here they are now...

An onlooker (aka the pap who followed them all day) says that Halle and Olivier were all over each other the entire day, "They had their arms around each other as they walked. They were both smiling and laughing. Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends. It was the classic 'I'm going to kiss you here in a dark corner' move. And she was waiting to be kissed."

LE BARF at that cheesy ass description! To be fair to Olivier, I'm sure he acts like that with 99% of his friends and possibly some of his distant relatives. And maybe a few cats he feels close to. It's his way! You can tell. Dude is always saying "I will mouth smother you in a dark corner" with his eyes. But my guess is that this isn't that serious. Halle is simply getting herself a piece of Olivier's buttery crotch baguette.

Besides, there's rumors that Halle is also humping on her ex Gabriel Aubry. If that's true, I say get it. I also say that Gabriel now knows why Halle's mouth always smells like a strange musky cheese....

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 7:38pm.

THESE two should leak a sex vid, I'd buy.

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Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:35pm.

OMG Monsters Ball is one of my favorite movies, it was fantastic, wow some people have such different tastes, I guess thats what makes the whole go round.

And I love, love, love Oliver, so sexy, and they are a nice match...yummm to be in between those 2.
And Unfaithful is another of my favorites, the sexy scenes were hot, especially the 1st one and the one in the hallway. LOVE IT, watched it at least 40x.

Submitted by thegoodlife on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:13pm.

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 3:55pm.

Still wondering why she won an Oscar that year. But she did worse in "B.A.P.S." It's so tragic.

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 2:25pm.

Halle is not a good actress. I saw Moster's Ball, and it sucked.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 1:29pm.

Just like in The Bold & The Beautiful everyone in Hollywood will eventually have been had by everyone. I can picture the STD map already.

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Submitted by lastass on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 1:17pm.

What happened to Olivier and Elsa Pataky? I thought they were an item after she dumped Adrien Brody? She is probably standing there on the set screaming at him in Spanish.

As for Halle, a coworker of mine said he heard the break up with David Justice was because she wasn't "fulfilling her womanly duties". (WTF?? How would he know? No wonder that guy is single.)
Looks like that's not the case here.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:49pm.

@Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:59am.

For someone who professes to be a proud African American she sure prefers the WHITE boys.
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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:21pm.

They will both be tired of each other in a few weeks.

Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:17pm.

Snowy: ahahahahahaa! no no...wait for me in the piano room. lol! I'll be there...for reals...

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:15pm.

*waits for Chirio on the balcony*

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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:13pm.

"It was the classic 'I'm going to kiss you here in a dark corner' move. And she was waiting to be kissed." WTFFFFFFFFFFF! That pap has watched too many episodes of Dating in the Dark. and yes so have I.

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:10pm.

*SHOVES WHISKEY OUT THE WAY*

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:59am.
For someone who professes to be a proud African American she sure prefers the WHITE boys.

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what does this mean?

i'm a proud African American too and i'm all about equal opportunity "get some"...

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Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:38am.

She is a terrible actress. The Oscar was a political thing. IMO

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:15am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 12:31pm.

I'm a proud African-American and EVER color...

can GET IT!

Line your Baskin-Robbins asses up!

Me first!!

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:14am.

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:59am.

For someone who professes to be a proud African American she sure prefers the WHITE boys.
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Dontcha love dumbasses like this person? If the history of mankind has taught us anything, the two things in life that trump politics is money and pussy (or dick if you prefer.)

Grow a brain.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 11:01am.

I'm a proud African-American and EVER color...

can GET IT!

Line your Baskin-Robbins asses up!

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Submitted by Miami on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:48am.

Gabriel Aubrey and Olivier Martinez.

Mmmmmm.....That's one lucky ho.

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:39am.

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:59am.

For someone who professes to be a proud African American she sure prefers the WHITE boys.
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Don't know what your point is but she was married twice to black men.

Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:11am.

Training Day 2

"You shot it in my ass, YOU SHOT IT IN MY ASS"

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:07am.

olivier does nothing for me...bad teeth and reeking of ciggies is what i see...but he appears to know how to lay the pipe, so who am to judge it...
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:06am.

Aloha!

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:04am.

I hope that a video is leaked. I would watch this.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:02am.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts: "I think Halle hides it better, but she's as needy as Jessica Simpson when it comes to relationships."

Definitely.

Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:29am.

For someone who professes to be a proud African American she sure prefers the WHITE boys.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:25am.

Goddamn, Halle!

Get it, get it, get it!

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 10:24am.
I think Halle hides it better, but she's as needy as Jessica Simpson when it comes to relationships

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I'd say they both have daddy issues. Different types of daddy issues, but definitely issues.

Submitted by Niko on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 9:22am.

She has a thing about these vapid model types as sperm donators. He better watches out.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:54am.

AlohaGirl just won the price for most posts posted without being a spammer!!
Eat that, LawDog!!;-)))
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:54am.

I think Halle hides it better, but she's as needy as Jessica Simpson when it comes to relationships. Why Wesley Snipes isn't already in jail I will never understand. He and R. Kelly are the poster boys for getting over on the system despite getting caught red-handed committing multiple felonies.

Submitted by AlohaGirl on Wed, 09/08/2010 - 8:54am.