Aretha Franklin Wants Halle Berry To Play Her In A Movie
Three years ago, Aretha Franklin said that if Hollywood ever made a feature film version of her life she would want Halle Berry to play her. This comment launched a tidal wave of HAHAHAHAHAs at Aretha, which she immediately destroyed with just one quick swipe from her areola.
Well, it's three years later and Queen Aretha still wants a Berry to play her. Since Fred Berry is sadly no longer with us, Queen Aretha is going to settle for Halle Berry. HuffPo says that Aretha wrote a press release with her nipple ink about who she thinks should be in her biopic. Here's Aretha's choices:
Aretha Franklin: Halle Berry
C.L. Franklin, her father: Denzel Washington
Smokey Robinson: Terrence Howard
Aretha will read the script next week, and said that Halle, Denzel and Terrence have verbally agreed to do the movie.
Do you really think that Aretha wants Halle to play her before the two most majestic mountains in heaven fell from the sky onto her chest making her the forever Queen of Chichis?
Of course not! And even if Aretha wants Halle to play her today, it could work. Halle just has to gain a little weight and work with a yoga instructor 12-hours a day so she can become flexible enough to roll into a ball to play ONE of Aretha's chichis. I smell another Oscar...or maybe Aretha's nipple is just leaking mushroom gravy again.
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Aretha is delusional. The poor thing was never cute, although she had a great voice. However, by no stretch of the imagination is she half white like Halle, either. Give it up Aretha.
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Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 1:02pm.
At least she didn't say Beyonce!
hahahahahahaha!
as if.
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Aretha's still upset Beyonce called Tina Turner the "queen" at some awards show a few years ago, she publicly blasted Beyonce for that can you believe? Anyhow it's for the best...Beyonce can't act nor can Halle and both are too beautiful to play Aretha even as a young woman. Aretha probably thinks Fantasia isn't cute enough to play her so I don't think she'll even be considered. But I agree with the others who say that Jill Scott and Jennifer Hudson should be the front-runners. Even Queen Latifah too though her voice isn't as strong as the others. Aretha needs to get real and stop being so delusional, Halle ain't the one.
Sorry but Fantasia has this role locked down. If she can spare some time out of her busy schedule of homewrecking I'm sure those south swinging teets could clench her the part. Plus she would only have to gain a couple pounds.
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A family could live off the mushroom gravy, her tit leaks, for a month!
I want halle berry to play me like a woodwind instrument
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I kinda hope this film actually gets made...just for the laughs.
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Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 3:52pm.
Halle Berry is a crap actress and was given the Oscar for political reasons.
~~~Thank you. I'm glad SOMEBODY said it!
She use to be a knock out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Why cannot the Queen of Soul be satisfied with having an amazing, one of a kind voice and sound? Now she wants everyone to believe she used to look like Halle Berry but I will not be going there. Time to put her ego in the attic and get out of Hollywood.
No.
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I think she was gorgeous as a young woman. But Halle is certainly not the one to play her.
I think Robert DeNiro should play Arethra
Centy, for real? I think Halle rocks the short hair. I prefer it on her.
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I'm a huge Aretha fan. I personally don't think Halle would make a good Aretha. A different actress with spunk is needed for the role cause I don't think Halle has it.
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She looks like she would smell bad. What is with showing off those ugly old tits? No one wants to see that. Does she honestly consider herself sexy?
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Submitted by islandgirl: "The only person who could possibly play this role is Andre Leon Talley."
Ha, ha, excellent one! Now THIS is the way to start a good morning. (And I think Jaime Foxx should play Glenn Thurman [sp?].)
Keep in mind that before there was Madonna with her gazillion looks, there was Aretha, who could really play an instrument (the piano) and could really sing. She's sung it all: gospel, R&B, disco, pop, and opera (and maybe a country tune or two).
And even now she can poop out a tune on one of her worst days better than most of these photo-shopped, autotuned wannabees on their best days.
Guys, this is Aretha we're talking about here.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:18pm.
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Yeah, this is pretty bitchy, but wouldn't most people who might be interested in HER LIFE STORY, be on Social Security or dead?
Well Joaquin Phoenix is apparently important enough to be the subject of a documentary. Seems like any ho can get a movie about their life story these days!
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Gabourey Sidibe should play Aretha.
Hattie McDaniel should play her in the movie.
http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/405/242405-hattie-mcdaniel-picture...
what scares me most is that I have seen two adult women (aretha and teresa giudice) wearing random turbans in the past few days ? is this a new fashion statement for women ???
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I'd say they should go the route of finding an unknown and then surround that person with the likes of Denzel or Terrance Howard, both of whom would be fine for me.
But Halle as Aretha just ain't gonna cut it. If they want a name, they should look to a number of actresses to play her: Taraji Henderson, Jennifer Hudson, and even Jill Scott (who would be great) are better choice than Ms. Berry.
And I'm not going to hate on Berry for winning an Oscar that year, because there are plenty of actresses that don't deserve the Academy Award(s) they have, but at the end of the day, Halle Berry is barely even a decent actress. I think she works hard, but sorry, she just has never done it for me, in ANY genre.
She should probably stick to comedy because people are laughing anyway, so she might as well try to take credit for it!
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Hell, I would want Halle to play me in a movie, and I'm a white chick. In your dreams, Aretha. No offence, but her current weight matches only your baby weight (or your left boob).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Oprah should play her. They could film the before and after to fit in with her natural weight rhythm.
So Halle has to gain 40,0000 pounds to play the role?
The only hope she has when she passes on to glory,
http://www.komonews.com/news/6420082.html
My oh my that woman must suck on cubes of butter all day long....and chew on pounds and pounds of bacon.
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islandgirl on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:37pm.
zomay!! Right you are--- she was definitely overlooked in that cinematic tour de force..
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Flintstones never got the respect it deserved.
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PS -- I know Halle can do no wrong, and is the epitome of lovely and amazing, etc., I agree, but she HAS TO get rid of that short haircut.
She looks like a Ken doll Pez dispenser.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:19pm.
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I ask you, is this not Oscar-worthy?
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I am totally in agreement with you!
Too bad Heidi Montag's tittie surgeon ran off the PCH.
That would have been a hell of a credit.
Good night! :)
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zomay!! Right you are--- she was definitely overlooked in that cinematic tour de force..
xox
Halle Berry was simply amazing in The Flintstones movie. All you haters seem to forget that masterpiece.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:19pm.
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I ask you, is this not Oscar-worthy?
http://images.nymag.com/daily/fashion/20090413_andre_250x375.jpg
I'm willing to bet that his tatas are equally as spectacular.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:17pm.
The only person who could possibly play this role is Andre Leon Talley.
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Ha!
Anna Wintour could play Aretha's long-suffering assistant.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I think Basement Baby should do it and win an oscar just so we can see the look on Beyonce's face! :D
The only person who could possibly play this role is Andre Leon Talley.
I would want to see an actress who can actually sing in the title role. Jennifer Hudson is a good idea.
And Jennifer is also a Oscar winner.
Where her singing and acting got her the award.
But the worst thing that could happen is Aretha having any say so over the project.
Movie's like this need to have the living subject far removed. Cause they only want the good. And none of the ugly truth.
I agree that Aretha doesn't want anyone who can actually sing, do the movie. But the movie will be a complete bust if it doesn't have the actress doing her own singing. Lip syncing is never the way to go with bio's.
Plus wouldn't it be great if Jennifer Hudson manage to win another Oscar!
Beyonce would crap her pants.
Ohhhhh and Aretha needs to put on a damn bra.
Those sisters are only swinging that low because they are not strapped down.
yes bourgie, she won the Emmy and Golden Globe for Best Actress.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 2:54pm.
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I think Taraji is doing the Tammi Terrel story since they look like twins....
I agree with others who say Jill Scott. NOt only is she beautifula but she can sing and act! .
But now no one wants to get miss Aretha all mad so Halle..but Halle won't do another bio pic. She played Dorothy Dandridge. She was ok in that. Got some awards too for it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 7:50pm.
*dons asbestos suit*
Aretha Franklin is well past prime. Her life is not all that interesting. She needs to quietly retire.
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Yeah, this is pretty bitchy, but wouldn't most people who might be interested in HER LIFE STORY, be on Social Security or dead?
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
And DANG, she is fat! Whoa
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Let's all get real here and realize that Aretha Franklin is a SINGER. A really great SINGER. She's not an author, or a script writer, or a casting director, or anything remotely of the sort.
She may be a legendary singing talent, but when it comes to movies she likely knows nothing about the biz and can only go on her own tastes which, according to her casting choices, appear to be pretty pedestrian (her ego notwithstanding).
As a fan, I am disappointed that it looks as though this is going to get a green light - I don't think I'm going to like this telling of her story.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Aretha, in your dreams you are as good looking as Halle. Or even in that league. I am talking about when she was thin.
Same as I would say in your dreams to Halle if she said something to make me believe she thinks she is as talented as Aretha.
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"the good news: Brad Pitt is shooting a movie in stage next to mine. The bad news: 3 people thought i was Shiloh"
- David Spade
I've always heard that her ego equals her chichis' mass squared but I can't believe that she's serious about her casting choices.
Everything is possible though. Halle just needs to borrow one of Eddie Murphy's body suits from The Nutty Professor.
I can already imagine Oprah pushing for this movie's Oscar campaign and promoting it non-stop before it comes out.
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So...what is the deal with Aretha?
Does she just down sticks of butter all day?
I mean, I know she's older, but she's beyond enormous.
Does she sleep?
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I vote for Frenchie.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
But who does she want to play the KFC/Pizza Hut delivery guy?
What about Al Sharpton? Can he sing? Then again, he might be too pretty…