"I Must Stop Christmas From Coming!"
Maybe Meg Ryan is on that anti-gravity yoga and chanting program that Courtney Love's on? Maybe that's why her face looks like something you thought only the mind of Dr. Seuss could produce?
But Meg should calm down with the mug changing yoga, unless she really wants to look like she has The Grinch's masturbationface pasted over her original face. If that's the case, keep fucking that chicken, Meg. But Meg shouldn't be surprised if Renee Zellweger stops returning her calls. Snatching Reene's signature squint is an unforgivable offense.
Here's more of Meg making Santy Claus nervous at the opening night of "Das Rheingold" at the Metropolitan Opera House last night. Vera Farmiga, Christina Baranski, Patricia Clarkson, Angelica Huston, Austin Scarlett and Patrick Stewart were also there.