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Maybe Meg Ryan is on that anti-gravity yoga and chanting program that Courtney Love's on? Maybe that's why her face looks like something you thought only the mind of Dr. Seuss could produce?
But Meg should calm down with the mug changing yoga, unless she really wants to look like she has The Grinch's masturbationface pasted over her original face. If that's the case, keep fucking that chicken, Meg. But Meg shouldn't be surprised if Renee Zellweger stops returning her calls. Snatching Reene's signature squint is an unforgivable offense.
Here's more of Meg making Santy Claus nervous at the opening night of "Das Rheingold" at the Metropolitan Opera House last night. Vera Farmiga, Christina Baranski, Patricia Clarkson, Angelica Huston, Austin Scarlett and Patrick Stewart were also there.
Anjelica looks 100x better than unrecognizable Meg.
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jeepers. I just can NOT with Vera Farmiga's dress-shift-whatever. There are plenty of women who have managed to look great at an awards show while preggo (CZJ, Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, for instance)...take a leaf out of their book and lose the skintight white tube thing!
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So scary. Wish more of these women would learn to leave their faces alone. She's not really even recognizable as her old self.
Ah Ah Ah Dr Seuss!!!
You totally nailed it.
Haha, wow Meg looks horrible! Those lips....yikes! It's so sad how she really messed up her face! Isn't the lady that is preggers from the movie with a killer orphan from Estonia? Lmao.
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Oh, okay. I've never seen that show before.
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Omg would have loved to be there! The Ring with Anjelica,Austin Scarlett and Christine Baranski in attendance? These are the coolest people on earth coupled with a great opera- and I could drool all over Jean-Luc Picard too-perfect!
That said why do so many people fuck with their face? I'm bloody 35 and wouldn't get botox or fillers if I had all the money in the world because I just don't need it. Why do Hollywood types(even in their 20s for cryin out loud)do this preemptive strike thing on aging? It results in this in between look that is neither young nor old which looks totally off and really obvious- yikes!
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@Khensu,
Austin won, or almost won, Project Runway like a season or two ago. I fking love Project Runway. Austin made some KICK ASS dramatic and flowy gowns and shit.
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Who's Austin Scarlett?
He looks kind of like Matthew McConaheigh (sp?) in the thumbnail.
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all these attention starved skanks that have no interest in Opera or NYCB are starting to show up with annoying regularity at Lincoln Center 'cause they've finally figured out there will be cameras there
high society needs to nip this in the bud!
Submitted by SpiceDong: "that Vera trick looks way older than the age she claims to be...I actually thought she was as old as Clooney when they did that flick together last year."
That's exactly what I thought! There is no way she's younger than me. No fecking way. I like her and all, but bitch be lying.
Her face also looks like she's had a ton of plastic surgeries. I don't think she has; I just think it's her odd features. But still.
Meg must be preparing for a new career in horror movies...cause her face is so freaking freaky...wtf do these people go to Dr. Frankenstein for procedures...cause nobody looks better after a visit for a little nip and tuck...all of them including young ones like that nasty ho Kim K. are really starting to look like zombies...for realz...
WTF?!?! I've never seen so many rubber faces in one Dlisted post. The 'dude' in the lower left corner looks like a cheap dept store mannequin or something out of a Tim Burton movie. Scary shit.
WTF?? Funny that Christine Baranski was there, cause when I look at Meg Ryan that's who I think of when she was the character in WHOVILLE...that's what she looks like, perfect, a whore in whoville.
And Angelica looks a bit frightening there, like Morticia Adams only a very older version.
And who the hell is that fucker with mascara and all wide eyed? He looks like a freakin wax figure.
What a sad bunch.
that Vera trick looks way older than the age she claims to be...I actually thought she was as old as Clooney when they did that flick together last year.
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whatever Meg did certainly did not make her look younger...quite the opposite she looks old AND wrinkled plus fugly as hell...as if suspended in permanent state of cringe.
Botox fail!
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Santa Maria Madre de Dios...this "new" face arrived just in time for Halloween.
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Funny Michael K (laughing my ass off).
oh this post just made my day.
I hope Angelica tells Meg, "What the FUCK were you thinking girl?".
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Isnt it kind of a high brow crowd so wtf is Meg Ryan doing there anyway???
I never got her but then I never do these so called romantic comedy actresses-totally beige and generic...
Perhaps shes going to pop up as a completely new actress with a different name to go with her new plastic face......
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Angelica Houston is the hottest bitch in this set. I love her...
Poor Meg. She looks like the Cat in The Cat in the Hat. She really does need to give this plastic surgery/botox stuff a rest. She's way overdoing it.
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Austin Scarlett looks like a wax figure.
Vera has put on some weight :-/
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Submitted by LCFitz on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 11:46am.
@WhiskeyTango - I would KILL for tickets. Wagner is my favourite composer of all time. He actually didn't believe that opera should only be for the wealthy, so he'd probably be pissed at how much the Met is charging for this.
me too! The Ring is just such an impressive work of art. Absolutely amazing. I hope I get to see a live performance in my lifetime...but if not, I'll settle for the DVDs, which I've seen approximately a trillion times lol
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This is sad. I loved Meg during her peak in rom-coms-much better than that Anniston chick. The reality is that there are very few female driven movies made in Hollywood. Your'e either some aging actor's arm candy or a their grandmother. Meg just needs to wait another 15 years,let her face return to normal,get some self esteem and be one kick ass granny. I would so see her in that movie.
i can't say anything new about Meg Ryan's face, but the navy blue strapless dress is sweet - she needed some jooree with it, a necklace at the very least.
ms, baranski's very likeable but i've never seen such knobby clavicles. i do like her dress, even though it looks like she just yanked it out of the back of the closet.
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that opera is 15 hours long I think!
Austin Scarlett is from PR Season 1, let's show some respect people! LOL
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Do these female celebrities know how ridiculous they look when they go under the knife to get the Siamese cat or duck lip look? I still can't get over Lindsay Lohan's effed up lips.
i know that aging must suck especially in Hollywood, but this is inhuman. no amount of plastic surgery is going to make anyone look 25 again, so why even bother?
At least she's lost the fishlips somewhat.....
Christine Baranski is my guilty pleasure (don't ask)
I don't see the Grinch, I see Jack Nicholson's Joker sans fards. Give it a rest, Meg. If the studios didn't come a calling after the first time you chopped your face up, they aint gonna come a callin' now.
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Nice Dress. Go die in it.
Submitted by Ang on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:05pm.
She was so cute until she got scary thin and started with the collagen lips and too much botox.
That's more than just Botox and fillers. She's had some serious knife-work.
Patrick Stewart still is the hottest bitch at any gathering. Even if Angelica Huston, Patricia Clarkson and Christine Baranski are there.
Vera Farmiga WTF?!?!?! What happened to her face? Pregnancy doesn't do that to a face.
And who is Austin Scarlett and why does she have the runaway bride eyes?
Meg Ryan fucking murdered her face. Fuck. Why do people do this? Do they really BELIEVE that they're better off looking like the Grinch on steroid than sporting a few wrinkles here and there? She looks old, ugly and downright non-human.
I love how Angelica Houston is showing these bitches that aging isn't horrible horrible.
I fucking love her.
Go morticia!
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She was so cute until she got scary thin and started with the collagen lips and too much botox. She looks a little healthier here but for that face. Stop it, Meg!
That's just tragic. I never could stand Meg Ryan in the old days, but now… The person who did this to her (her yoga master, of course) should be outed and stripped of their license. Their yoga license, that is. I wonder if yogurt is a dangerous food. No, wait--Jamie Leigh Curtis eats yogurt, and she-- OH DEAR GOD GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME **drops spoon**
Dump that hairdo, Meg! The curtain aint doing no good for you. Try some soft bangs.
Tragic , Meg. Tragic. Can she still get work with that face?
Anjelica Huston is a hot bitch, no matter that she looks like a tranny. I'm always surprised by how soft and feminine her voice is.
Vera Farmiga is intriguing, but her dress is "Golden Girls".
Patricia Clarkson needs a different hair color. What she's got ain't quite right. Otherwise I like her.
She used to be cute, now she's just weird looking.
Nice spot Ophelia!
She's got so much injected into her face she lost that GUMMY smile!
See! I said something nice.
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Doing the smooshed up cutesy gummy face doesn't work anymore Meg.
It's a sad day when cuckoo for cocopuffcrazy crackwhore Courtney Love looks better than you.
What in the hell has she done to her face? She used to be the all-American girl next door; now she's just a freakish mess. Grinch indeed...
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I don't understand all the hate for Vera. She's preggers for fuck sake. The dress prolly fit when she bought it, but by the time she got around to wearing it, the thing got tight. happens to me.
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Now, if you said the wonderful Patricial needs some deeeep conditioner in her hair, I'd say:
Hail Yes!
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I know this is not popular opinion, but I freakin love Austin Scarlett. The fact that people like him exist in our world and get to be successful puts a little smile on my face. It's like stickin' it to the man in a fairy special, sparkly way.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I don't think her arms are freakishly thin. She has slender arms. Her face, on the other hand is waaay freakish.
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it is so sad and disturbing that she took such a pretty face that would've aged nicely and turned it into a face full of weird.