Lil Wayne Is All By Himself
The Womb Goblin of Louisiana is having deep conversations with a toilet and re-enacting the love scenes from Jason's Lyrics with a jail mattress (Lil Wayne: Just like me!), because he has been forced to serve the rest of his 8-month sentence in solitary confinement. Lil Wayne can't talk to trick or watch TV and his phone time has been cut to only one call a week. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, one of the Gosselin kids is wishing they were Lil Wayne right about now.
E! Online reports that Lil Wayne was punished by officials at Rikers Island after they found out that he somehow smuggled in contraband headphones and an iPod charger back in May. They found that shit in an empty potato chip bag hidden in his cell. The iPod was found in another inmate's cell nearby. That shit is not allowed, because they weren't from the jail commissary.
So until he's released next month, Weezy will sit by himself in a small cell for 23 hours a day. When they let him out an hour a day to wash his nuts and kick a ball in the yard, he won't be allowed to talk to the other inmates.
Weezy was shuffled off to Rikers this past March for admitting guilt to felony attempted weapons possession.
Solitary confinement might sound like a beautiful thing that only exists in the parts of your dreams that can't be disturbed by a screaming baby or a barking dog, but it's not. Since I work at home, I'm pretty much in solitary confinement most of the day and it has injected even more crazy into my already crazy-filled brain. I mean, I say a lot of my thoughts out loud. And sometimes when I'm walking amongst the living on the outside, I forget where I am and I start mumbling to myself. Yeah. I'm one of those.
So if you ever see me sitting on a park bench and rambling to the clouds about "Anderson Cooper's nipple hair, Chicken Cutlets and lazy kittens", just throw a can at my head and keep on. That's what my dog would do if he could lift shit.
He looks like one of those little jungle pygmies from The Mummy Returns.
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Solitary Confinement over MUSIC!!???? The criminal justice system needs to give itself a reality makeover... these people come back out into society after being treated like beaten animals. Who wins from that situation? Let them have music and education.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
I cannot get over how much this creepy little fucker looks like the Zuni doll from Trilogy of Terror. He's giving me insomnia all over again.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
his teefs be's being nasty
and his talent be's being nonexistent if you axe me!
MK, can you do what you usually do for Lindsay Lohan posts and replace this picture of Weezy with a kitten falling asleep in a teacup, or something?
plz?
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Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Something this ugly and garanimal-esque SHOULD be locked in solitary confinement!
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I'm still ambivalent about him BUT I did see a recent 'Behind the Music' featuring him and it was pretty good...kind of explains him. I mean he got shot in the chest with a shotgun (?) when he was fairly young (pre-teen/teen age).
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
My sentiments exactly
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not exactly Club Fed for Lil Wayne, huh?
he should switch places with Lindsey Lohan - get a bunch of rehab he doesn't want and Lilo could be in solitary confinement,
Keepin' It Ignorant in 2010! Word!!!
@ ESE, my thoughts exactly. And I like Weezy even though he looks like the Animal from the Muppets, he's pretty talented, behind the scenes and on stage. That tats not so much.
How in the hell did that creature become famous? He's got the worst voice I've ever heard, his album sucks and he's uglier than a monkey's ass.
The music industry is WAY too easy on the males involved. The women at least have to compensate for their faults in some way.
FREE WEEZY!
empty potato chip bag=inside the butt cavity...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Why do rappers have to front so hardcore? What are they protecting themselves from?
At least if it was just drugs, you would think they'd be on the same track as Lindsay and Paris, no?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Seven root canals for that diamond encrusted “grill”. His dentist must have gagged when that little fucker opened up his Hepatitis B clap trap. How can this asshole be rich and famous, he's a pathetic tatted up skank of a human being.
not that i'm sticking up for this useless piece of shit, but... it's amazing that he gets tossed into solitary and the rent-a-cop shit heel guards that gave him the "contraband" continue on with their job unscathed
the dept. of corrections is run by criminals
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I for one can't wait until MoldyTwat gets out of rehab or whatever and moves to New York, because these fuckers apparently show no mercy. A year for *attempted* weapons possession and he's already served 9 months? At Rikers? Is this place as bad as Law & Order makes it out to be?
Oh yeah, this guy and his teeth freak me the fuck out.
eat.pray.vomit I would run outta things to sell pretty fast! Can you really make a living doing that?
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Solitary confinement sounds nice. Are you allowed to have books and paper and pen? A laptop would be a bonus.
OMG, I would do yoga and catch up on some reading and sleep. I would talk to myself without being embarassed. I would sing aloud and not be embarassed. I would tweeze every hair out of my legs and bikini line. I'd write a novel for sure.
There are about a million things I would love to do; I just don't have the uninterrupted free time.
Womb Goblin - oh yeah.
Solitary confinement? Hell no!
That's vindictive, soul-crushing, mind-bending torture. The evil ratfucks responsible know better, they just don't give a shit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:49am.
what I wouldn't give to be able to work from home
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 10:13am.
Nonsense. Rudy Huxtable had more facial hair.
Chelsea looks like she's giving him the highlights of her Learning Annex workshop on one night stands.
not exactly Club Fed for Lil Wayne, huh?
he should switch places with Lindsey Lohan - get a bunch of rehab he doesn't want and Lilo could be in solitary confinement,
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
He's fug and his "rapping" makes me stabby. Hope they forget about him in the hole.
"You run Barter Town, you fix it...."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 10:13am.
and is it just me or does he look like a bull dyke version of Rudy Huxtable?
HAHAHA yes He does look like her!
shit I should not complain about work ever.. I get to do it from home AND take care of the kids and save the day care money for Alcohol and other fun stuff..
and is it just me or does he look like a bull dyke version of Rudy Huxtable?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
That seems a little harsh just for headphones and a charger. But hey, whatever, it's prison. Solitary sounds nice and quiet, though. He could really catch up on his beauty sleep.
womb. goblin. hahahahahahahaahahahahaaaa!!!
and I would KILL YOU ALL to be able to work from home....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
And we all think Kanye is crazy..wait until this gremlin get's released and puts out an album after 8 months of solitude (<----album title?)
"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"
An hr working so far and I am done! I'm actually asking for projects ahead of time. If I was at the office I would be looking out the window daydreaming, taking ciggie breaks every 30mins..people asking for stupid ass shit they should know...etc etc...so I like being crazy alone. hehe WORK WITH ME SNOWY!!!
Coma Caca!
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what I wouldn't give to be able to work from home
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
H.Hour: for sure! bunch of bitches @ the office! scandals and crap I don't want to hear! Team Solitary confinement! I like !
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:43am.
hahahahaahaha we are in solitary confinement!! awesome love it!! Working from home today too...I can't deal with office drama shit. and I like to " I forget where I am and I start mumbling to myself."
Some of us Understand you. no worries MK!
right?
I so do not miss fucking office drama and stinky lunch times...
LOL @ Raulio's avie!
Mr M: yes, the line forms behind me!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:36am.
hmmm would not that be the dream of every criminal? to be left the fuck alone!
Shit, that's my dream, and I'm not even a criminal.
that fucking grill!! I don't get it.
he looks like he was the inspiration for Gollum.
hahahahaahaha we are in solitary confinement!! awesome love it!! Working from home today too...I can't deal with office drama shit. and I like to " I forget where I am and I start mumbling to myself."
Some of us Understand you. no worries MK!
Coma Caca!
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Oh yeah, I forgot: Lil Wayne, raising ugly to a whole new level on a daily basis.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Womb Goblin = this is why I love this site. Still laughing.
He must be one of the most vile disgusting living things to roam this planet.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:37am.
MK if I am ever lucky enough to see you on a park bench I will tackle your azz and smother you with kisses! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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Snowy, does the line start behind you? I have no problem with sloppy seconds :P
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
God, that is one sorry ass grill.
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Oh, poor baby, you found out the rules were for you not just for other people.
boo, fucking hoo.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Bwahahahaha Womb Goblin of Louisiana!!!! Ok, time to read the rest
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Nice Dress. Go die in it.
MK if I am ever lucky enough to see you on a park bench I will tackle your azz and smother you with kisses! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK