Tuesday, October 5th 2010
Well, What Do We Have Here?
Just last week Halle Berry was in Paris getting herself a chunk of Olivier Martinez, and here she is in NYC last night with a dude who isn't Olivier Martinez. I KNEW IT! I knew Olivier's shifty and shady dog was going to be the demise of their relationship. That dog looked like the type who could break an orgasm by licking your toes mid-thrust. That dog forced Halle Berry into the crotch of another and he's going to do it to Olivier's next piece. That dog cannot be stopped.
And since we all know that celebrities ONLY go to dinner with those whose panties they are sniffing, we have to assume these two are doing it. Totally.
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Like I said. Halle Berry is the black Jennifer Anniston. Every time you'd see photos of the white model who fathered her kid, he did everything he could to distance himself from her. And where there's smoke, there's fire. There are reasons why Halle and Jennifer can't keep a man. We don't know what those reasons are but they both seem like cold fish to me. I can't see either Halle or Jen stripping for a man or giving bj's.
A. The guy sets my gaydar all a-buzzin'
B. Even the "ugliest" pic of Halle looks better
than me. Not being self-deprecating, just
honest.
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I agree with Halle's mother being a dead ringer for Judi Dench, who is a hot slut, as we all know.
And I don't consider Halle Berry a great actress by any stretch of the imagination, but at least she makes attempts to leave her safe zone (whatever THAT is) and works in several genres with the possibility of failing.
Maniston is in the same shit, year in, year out, and her years of being able to do that convincingly are not going to last much longer.
Bitch should return to TV, where she truly belongs.
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Halle Berry and Jennifer Anniston might be equally needy,but the resemblance ends there.In both acting roles and interested men, Halle Berry has a wider range of options, although she's not an actor with a wide range. Whatever her personality is like, HB is extremely attractive to men. Even John Mayer had that "let go of me bitch,I'm suffocating" expression in photographs of him with JA.
I've yet to hear a man say JA is hot, even when she's nude,even when she was young,on a hit TV show and nude.
As for the interracial dating thing,it seems ridiculous to notice it.HB's mother is a dead ringer for Dame Judi Dench-who cares if a biracial lady dates men of either race to which she belongs. Aside from that,love and lust cross all lines. Some white dudes think beautiful Asian,Latina, and Black women are a prize.Ask any white dude who hasn't touched a white breast since he was weaned.
Poor Halle. She's the black Jennifer Aniston.
Submitted by KD: "I thought he was good looking until I saw his warped teeth!"
Please, did you not see that nose? He's ghastly.
I need some foe gwah, stat.
I thought he was good looking until I saw his warped teeth!
Here we are in 2010 and people are still talking about white / black couples like it's still some sort of taboo. WTF I would think Dlisters of all people wouldn't have an issue with this, I'm a little supprised..and disapointed.
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LOL!Mr. W insists that Halle Berry looked like Black Barbie in 1986, when she was Miss Ohio.All American beauty pageant contestants look alike.
She's gorgeous, but...dim.
But omg...THOSE BOOTS. I want!!!
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Submitted by mharker on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by dusted on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 5:41pm.
She's got a very generic sort of beauty.
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I know exactly what you mean. She reminds me of a Black Barbie doll. Everything's perfect, but nothing stands out.
--Exactly what I think. She's SO ZZZZZ to me. I think her plastic surgery was too perfect or something. Maybe she should have kept the lips if she wanted to get rid of the nose. Just something for a little character. She bores me to tears
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Submitted by slowlygoindown on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:05pm.
So what's her deal? Seems like she'd rather have the fugliest white man than a brother. He just HAS to be white, huh, girlll? I noticed this with a lot of Asian broads too. Their white men be lookin nasty as all gag hell but it beats their own kind.
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Maybe you haven't considered Halle's had enuff bad experiences with black guys that she'd bring issues unrelated to any black guy she'd wanna be with, she recognizes it and looks to expand her options.
Maybe you haven't considered Halle's mother is white, she has relatives who're also white which means half her heritage is white and at this stage of her life she chose to explore that world.
Or maybe, just maybe you haven't a clue.
Halle's gettin' it in! Good on ya girl... Olivier Martinez is a gorgeous rogue and should be handled like one. She's trying to make him jealous and I'll bet ya' it backfires. He is too gorgeous for these kind of games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Holy shit, I truly thought that was Janet Jackson in the main pic... I have never seen Halle look bad. That was scary!
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:11pm.
Yeah, but...she admits she was beaten up so badly by one of her boyfriends that she lost some hearing in one year, she says she considered suicide after her marriage to David Justice failed, and Eric Benet cheated on her repeatedly.
These were all committed relationships.
Not "sportfucking."
To me, she plays the victim role way more than Jen does...she WAS a victim.
Sometimes victim personalities attract asshole guys, like, if she is dating Oliver Mariniez, I hope she's not picking out china!
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Lol, don't think Halle's picking out china, or even discussing it. That would be Aniston's forte.
It's reasonable and fathomable to be in a relationship that didn't turn out the way it was expressed, i.e.: the Benet and Justice episodes. We all have had them. Come on. Nonetheless, Aniston jumping from shady guy to shady guy (Vaughn, Mayor, Butler, Gartin, Hopkins (mr. sportfuck), et al.) is an altogether other story.
Everyone tells a relatively 'victim role' story coming out of a bad relationship (perspectively speaking). In some cases it is justified. None of us really know. Notwithstanding, Aniston does NOT have the guys vying for her like Halle does, period. Not an argument w/ you, just a fact.
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No argument here, mutual respect, I hope.
I will say though, that I have never had an abusive relationship or a cheating relationship with a guy (like Halle has), and I would rather sportfuck the guys who want to sportfuck Aniston rather than marry the guys who have married or wanted to marry Halle.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Halle Buttaface.
FINALLY. A not so fantastic photo of Halle Barry! The main photo is a sneak peak at what she'll look like in 20 years
Submitted by salacious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:16pm.
Cappy,
Eric Benet cheated on her, and rumor has it Wesley Snipes used to go Ike Turner on her. There was also another rumor about Gabriel being verbally abusive. I don't think she calls the shots.
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Sal,
{hugs n pinches}
I respectfuly disagree w/ you from my perspective. True, re: statements of domestic violence. Fact also is that Halle LEFT those situations. That takes courage and self-empowerment (trust, I should know).
My perspective, like any other's, could be flawed. I stand with it though.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:11pm.
Yeah, but...she admits she was beaten up so badly by one of her boyfriends that she lost some hearing in one year, she says she considered suicide after her marriage to David Justice failed, and Eric Benet cheated on her repeatedly.
These were all committed relationships.
Not "sportfucking."
To me, she plays the victim role way more than Jen does...she WAS a victim.
Sometimes victim personalities attract asshole guys, like, if she is dating Oliver Mariniez, I hope she's not picking out china!
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Lol, don't think Halle's picking out china, or even discussing it. That would be Aniston's forte.
It's reasonable and fathomable to be in a relationship that didn't turn out the way it was expressed, i.e.: the Benet and Justice episodes. We all have had them. Come on. Nonetheless, Aniston jumping from shady guy to shady guy (Vaughn, Mayor, Butler, Gartin, Hopkins (mr. sportfuck), et al.) is an altogether other story.
Everyone tells a relatively 'victim role' story coming out of a bad relationship (perspectively speaking). In some cases it is justified. None of us really know. Notwithstanding, Aniston does NOT have the guys vying for her like Halle does, period. Not an argument w/ you, just a fact.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
What's with the racist Essence comment? I'm white. I just say it as I it. Seems to me a lot of black chicks and Asians think having a white man (ANY white man) is some sort of prize. I want a top-notch man myself, race unimportant.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:47pm.
How come nobody ever calls Halle a loser with men like everybody does with Aniston?
She's never been able to keep a man!
I think her history with men is far more pathetic than Jen's.
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Hey Centaur,
Maybe the possibility exists that she calls the shots. Halle dates hotsluts. Aniston dates whoredudes or dudes that call her a "sportfuck". Nobody calls Halle that.
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Cappy,
Eric Benet cheated on her, and rumor has it Wesley Snipes used to go Ike Turner on her. There was also another rumor about Gabriel being verbally abusive. I don't think she calls the shots.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:47pm.
How come nobody ever calls Halle a loser with men like everybody does with Aniston?
She's never been able to keep a man!
I think her history with men is far more pathetic than Jen's.
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Hey Centaur,
Maybe the possibility exists that she calls the shots. Halle dates hotsluts. Aniston dates whoredudes or dudes that call her a "sportfuck". Nobody calls Halle that.
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Yeah, but...she admits she was beaten up so badly by one of her boyfriends that she lost some hearing in one year, she says she considered suicide after her marriage to David Justice failed, and Eric Benet cheated on her repeatedly.
These were all committed relationships.
Not "sportfucking."
To me, she plays the victim role way more than Jen does...she WAS a victim.
Sometimes victim personalities attract asshole guys, like, if she is dating Oliver Mariniez, I hope she's not picking out china!
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by slowlygoindown on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:05pm.
So what's her deal? Seems like she'd rather have the fugliest white man than a brother. He just HAS to be white, huh, girlll? I noticed this with a lot of Asian broads too. Their white men be lookin nasty as all gag hell but it beats their own kind.
Um, ok. There's nothing wrong with her having a preference for white guys. Obviously that's just what she likes. SUCH a stupid statement to make. Maybe Essence magazine is hiring-I think you'd fit right in.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
So what's her deal? Seems like she'd rather have the fugliest white man than a brother. He just HAS to be white, huh, girlll? I noticed this with a lot of Asian broads too. Their white men be lookin nasty as all gag hell but it beats their own kind.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:47pm.
How come nobody ever calls Halle a loser with men like everybody does with Aniston?
She's never been able to keep a man!
I think her history with men is far more pathetic than Jen's.
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Hey Centaur,
Maybe the possibility exists that she calls the shots. Halle dates hotsluts. Aniston dates whoredudes or dudes that call her a "sportfuck". Nobody calls Halle that.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:57pm.
Good point. Her single status really doesn't matter to me, but her rent-a-vadge does.
ETA: It bugs me because of her daughter. Great role model, Halle is.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:34pm.
I love you. Anyways, I think Halle is the chocolate covered version of Jennifer Aniston. Aubry wanted to marry her? And she turned him down?
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eh, I can understand why she wouldn't want to marry any time soon, considering the hardcore losers she's been wed to/hooked up with before: Eric Benet, that baseball player man ho whose name escapes me just now, and Wesley Wifebeater Snipes.
This could be me and my hairdresser out on the town while the hub's away on business. Dude is hot, but just saying. Anyhey, she's looking hot as ever, and first thought it was a pic of Janet Jackson and I'm all "oh NOOOZ bitch, you better be stepping out on your hot billionaire piece with a TRILLIONAIRE piece!"
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
How come nobody ever calls Halle a loser with men like everybody does with Aniston?
She's never been able to keep a man!
I think her history with men is far more pathetic than Jen's.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I like her short hair and leather jacket. The diesel dyke look works for her she manages to keep it very femme
She dumped Gabriel cause he wanted to MARRY her? Cunt! Then spread lies about how he couldn't handle her level of fame?!?!? DOUBLE CUNT!!! What the hell has Halle done that's benn so great anyways? She married a couple dudes that really didn't want to be with her (or just her), and won an Ocar for a shitty movie--yeah I said it; Monster's Ball was sucked more that a crack head prostitute with no teeth.
Now she's running around with all these differnt dudes to show the world that she's moved on and is too sexy to be tied down. Halle, Kate Hudson, and Jen Aniston need to be rounded up and drowned. The world won't miss them.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:34pm.
I love you. Anyways, I think Halle is the chocolate covered version of Jennifer Aniston. Aubry wanted to marry her? And she turned him down? Bitch, no other man is going to want to marry you. The continous dick hunting when she has a gorgeous baby girl who NEEDS HER MOTHER infuriates me and makes me want to punch her, and other women like her *coughKateHudsoncough* in the vagina bone. BITCH.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
I think this is just a friend of hers and the media, as usual, is blowing it out of proportion.
She should've won an Oscar for "Race The Sun"
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I dunno what kinda abominable snowbeast hand is coming outa' the dark and reaching into their space, but I'm afraid I'd always feel the need to carry a machete were I a celeb.
Fahhhreeeks out there.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I think they're just friends.
Looks like halle took batman's pants while he wasn't looking.
I agree with duster and mharker that Halle's beauty is kind of boring. She's good looking but in an indistinct way (although her freak-show behavior certainly sets her apart). Like that Chriqui girl--I don't understand why dude's think she's so hot because her face is so uninteresting to me. I admit, though, that Halle is about 10x hotter than Emmanuelle Chriqui.
Anyway, that's an awful header picture of her. But she looks mostly fine in the rest of them, though I have to agree with somebody *again* that the "diesel dyke" look is not working for her.
I wish I could just fall asleep and sweat away twenty+ pounds so I could wake up and cut my damn hair short.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:34pm.
Preach it!
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 5:37pm.
she is officially the most retarded cunt on the planet ever since she dumped Gabriel Aubry because he wanted to get married. Ohhhh he had some nerve!!!
She deserves whatever strand of herpes she gets.
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I have to go one further and say what a great example she is for her young daughter. Going through men like I go through a box of cookies. She coulda had stability with that delicious Greek god-like baby-daddy, but as usual, threw the diamond out with the trash.
By the looks of that friendly hug, he's totally her gay.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Hekki, I figured Nahla was with her daddy who is reportedly acting as her nanny now so he won't be separated from her while Halle does a movie in Europe.
I do think she's needy, but IMHO it seems to have gotten better since she became a mom.
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I want her coat.
I think we might be reading too much into pictures. My best ghey and I are more affectionate than that...they could just be friends.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
That guy is ugly. That is definitely some lights-out sex and lying and telling him he has the biggest dick ever so that he'll come quickly and you can get the hell out of his bed and head home.
BITCH IS HOT AND SHE KNOWS IT. Halle can do whatever the frak she wants to. These fkers swoon for her. So be it. So shall she write it. Let it be done. Power to her (and power to him that has sessay times with her, let's not forget man-power too).
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Newsflash - "Halle Berry Unable to Stop Time!!! Refuses Radical Cosmetic Surgery!! Confounds Public by Visibly Aging!!"
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Oh fer christ sake-my gaydar was off the charts twirling around-of course he's gay and the way shes hanging all over him-its totally fag hag...
I think she looks amazing in those pants -the boots are awesome-and she has an incredible bod -I saw her about 5 years ago coming out of a canyon after a hike and she was in manky old sweats and was all sweaty and she was still beautiful-one thing though, theres no doubt in my mind-shes got the asylum gleam in her eyes-in other words-she fucking crazy...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Uh, doesn't she have a daughter?
Because the single moms I know spend most of the time they're not working with their kids. I'm not saying they don't deserve some nights out and some nookie. We all do.
HOWEVER: Globetrotting to sample the international dick instead of spending the gone-in-a-flash sweetness of their young years is despicable and I look down on her for that shit. Go the fuck home and spend some time with your baby, you hole.
I will never understand these women who go through all kinds of shit to have a baby and then spend all their time away from their kids. Why bother? (side-eye to SIL whose baby is with a nanny 60 hours a week and the majority of the weekend)
She's pretty/gorgeous but I have NEVER gotten her "acting" talent...I mean she's been in Flinstones, B.A.P.S (with Monique) and Monster's Ball where she screwed on camera for an Oscar.
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