The Obama Streaker Got Got
Juan Rodriguez, the Staten Islander who stripped off his clothes and dignity to streak in front of President Obama, will have to accept the horrified stares directed at his succulent fupa as payment, because a $1 milllion money order is not going to find its way into his titty alley anytime soon. The billionaire who offered up the cash to the first bitch who promoted his new website by running nekkid ass nekkid in the presence of Obama is slowly backin' up backin' up and refusing to pay until the president himself confirms this mess. The White House responded with this:
Evil billionaire mastermind Alki David tells The New York Post that even though the attention from Juan Rodriguez's stale Honey Baked Ham dash doubled his website's traffic, he wants to hear it from Obama's mouth before he pays the bounty for the booty. Alki stroked his fluffy white Persian cat, raised his brow of wickedness and said, "We're waiting to hear from the president to see if he, in fact, saw Juan Rodriguez during the streaking challenge. It's a lot of money. We're not going to give the money away lightly." Cackle! Lightning! Cackle!
Tell that to Juan Rodriguez, the 24-year-old father of three still thinks that he's going to get the cash. Don't hold your fart, Juan, it's not coming. Juan cried to The Post that he used $1,300 of his own money to pull off the stunt and said that he risked getting shot in the anus by the secret service.
Does Gloria Allred also represent scorned sadlings with penises, or is she strictly snatchly? Because this is totally a case for her! Alki David (which is also The Hoff's bar crawl nickname) must pay for this! You can't promise a whore a pile of money to take off his clothes and stroke your website's dick until it jizzes and then not pay up! But then again, you shouldn't take off your clothes and stroke a website's dick until it jizzes without getting paid in full first.
I don't feel bad for the streaker at all. Why does this fat fuck deserve a million bucks for acting the fool and assaulting our eyes with his gelatinous fupa? Seriously. I don't care about some idiotic, tongue-in-cheek offer a billionaire made, let's stop rewarding stupidity.
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i actually feel bad for the streaker. damn, hope he gets that money. he should sue, would love to see this on people's court
What a cheap fucking assclow, dood need to get PAID! Also, that pic of the pres laughing is HEELARRYUS...WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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The man met all stated requirements of the deal - he streaked, had the website written on his chest and shouted the name of the website. Having Obama say he heard/saw him was not part of the deal. That rich ass needs to pay up. I hope the streaker sues.
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I laughed at the 24 year old father of three part. It all comes together now
My boyfriend couldn't believe this guy was going to get $1m for this nonsense. He then said that he knew people who would do a lot worse than "streak" Obama for a lot less money.!
DOH!
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Billionaire bitch, you betta have his money!! What a scam artist! He shouldn't be allowed to get away with reneging on his offer. That hot nekkid ho earned his pay.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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What a piece of shit. I wonder how many hits that assholes site got? If I'd take his ass to People's Court. Motherfucker got rich on empty promises. I hope this fool knows a hacker who can tear that shit up. What an asshat.
Looks to me like he ran to the back too, but the guy should give him the money anyway. I mean, that took ba...well, you know! lol
Submitted by TheGreatOne on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 3:38pm
Still kinda sadistic on the rich guy's part. Even if one manages to streak in front of the prez, you'd need every dime of that million to pay for a lawyer to keep your ass out of jail.
So in effect, you end up with nothing but a huge tax bill at the end of the year.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Looks to me like he ran to the back too, but the guy should give him the money anyway. I mean, that took ba...well, you know! lol
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 12:34pm.
What a fucking asshole this so called billionaire is-hes already had way too much free PR-he should pay the streaker although hes probably full of shit and hasnt got any cash-he looks the type-sleazy,creepy and slimey
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Exactly! Even if he only gives the guy half a mil, it would be a nice gesture on the BILLIONAIRE'S part. (Like he can't part with that small bit of change?)
And why the hell would the rich guy need someone to strip naked to promote his site? Why not just have the guy hold up a sign or go to a golf game and get your picture taken by the paps? This tells me that the rich guy is an evil motherfucker.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
:( stupid, but not fair... pay up!
yeah, but i think that the deal was "in front of obama", and from the video, it just looked like he ran the other direction...hard to tell...just sayin. I mean, yeah, the billionaire put the challenge out, but a million dollar challenge can't be as simple as just "take your clothes off at a presidential rally." it's gotta be something kind of tough, like, "take your clothes off in front of the president, so he sees you and you mess up his damn speech." screw the puppet king, screw the crazy billionaire and his lame website, and screw this annoying douche (listen to his verbal ranting on youtube...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxylrS6P8kU
yeah, but i think that the deal was "in front of obama", and from the video, it just looked like he ran the other direction...hard to tell...just sayin. I mean, yeah, the billionaire put the challenge out, but a million dollar challenge can't be as simple as just "take your clothes off at a presidential rally." it's gotta be something kind of tough, like, "take your clothes off in front of the president, so he sees you and you mess up his damn speech." screw the puppet king, screw the crazy billionaire and his lame website, and screw this annoying douche (listen to his verbal ranting on youtube...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxylrS6P8kU
One of u prolly said this, but the streaker shoulda got that shit in writing. Evil billionaire fucktard. The guy has 3 kids to feed! These rich people have no idea. I hope the billionaire rots in hell! A mill is just a drop in the bucket for him.
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"Alki David (which is also The Hoff's bar crawl nickname)" ... best one-liner of the day!
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 12:25pm.
Obama looks like a puppet in that photo....
oh wait...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
And yes, the streaker was a total moron, but the billionaire is the real @$$hole here.
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Like no one saw this coming. The poor dupe, if it sounds too good to be true...
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I wonder why Tareq and Michaele from the real housewives of DC did not pull a similar stunt when they crashed the white house dinner. they certainly need the money.
What an asshole.
Yeah, the streaker was stupid, but asshole billionaire needs to pay up.
What a shady bastard, of course he was going to come up with all this fineprint, the guy did the deed, pay the man...PRICKFACE!
MK I swear your image (video) files must be straight up busting because you, without a doubt, have the best collection of images that I've ever seen. Fortunately for us there are enough resident crazies to give you ample reason to use just that appropriate pix. I don't know what Obama and crew were laughing at, but it suits your blog to a T!
Thanks for the smiles - the timing was perfect. I was just sitting here wondering how much time I'd really get if I acted of my impulses and inflected bodily harm on my boss. I saw this posting and the pix had my azz laughing as hard as they were and for a moment the urge to suppress his breathing stopped.
Love you MK!
well Fuck that Bilioner!! pay the guy. FUCK unless it was part of the contract... he has all the proof he needs.
Hope he does sue
Now if it were really that easy to make a million dollars streaking, I would have done that shit myself! Of course there's fine print.
Come on now.
I'm sure Alki David spends that on a weekend on high end hookers while fueling his money fire place.
Ok nobody said anything about this, so I will have to be the first to say it. Based on how tiny the pixelated image is and how easily he pulled a mangina, we can conclude that the streaker is not packing AT ALL, and probably wanted to use part of that money for penile extension surgery.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 1:03pm.
"Alki David (which is also The Hoff's bar crawl nickname)"
ahahahahahahahah sometimes I get all worked up about the story and miss some of MK's best gems till I read it again!
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Holy crap. I missed it until u pointed it out.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
How can someone be a "self professed" anything? If you're calling yourself something ie. - a prankster, than you're already "professing" it.
Is it possible I actually agree w. Mrs. Patrick Campbell about something? Eeek
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 12:58pm.
spicey: ooops! did you see my channell?????? LOL
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YES! But your secret is safe with me. ;-)
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WTF, stingy billionaire! Did he not see all the news reports??
"Alki David (which is also The Hoff's bar crawl nickname)"
ahahahahahahahah sometimes I get all worked up about the story and miss some of MK's best gems till I read it again!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
These amateur hos have so much to learn. Like MK said--nuthin honey till we see the money.
father of three? yeah, Dad really did us proud...again. this can't be the first time he pulled a stupid stunt.
has he ever heard of a signed contract? or did Einstein think a verbal agreement was good enuf?
Juan needs to get in touch with Gloria Allred ASAP! And I see a lawsuit coming Alki's way. Breach of contract, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, defamation of character, punitive damages ... I'm sure Gloria can come up with even more. I see a $100,000,000.00 lawsuit in the works.
spicey: ooops! did you see my channell?????? LOL
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
what was the $1,300 for?
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tear away clthes so that he could walk in, yank them off and do his thing fast. and maybe somebody to film it, plus travel expenses.
this billionaire will be getting much more than a million dollars in free publicity if he drags it out by not paying the streaker.
this is why i like dogs.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Mr Alki is just milking this for more press, trust!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Snowy,
when I checked it out it also gives you the ability to set up your own webcam channel to put on live shows if you know what I mean. So this has sleaze and shadiness written allover it. How desperate someone has to be to humiliate himself and fall for this scam for NOTHING!
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The guy says he is a "self-professed prankster" :/
what was the $1,300 for? to pay the fine he got for indecent exposure? or to bribe secret service men not to shoot his naked ass in the first place?
Bullshit...but it is even worse that despite all the press this generated and all the hits the site got (I even checked that crap website too) proving that the streaker obviously did his part, the back-alley "billionaire" is pulling a disclaimer out of his dingleberried ass claiming that the condition was for Obama to notice him , not just strip naked in front of the President. Such bullshit. I would sue, but better yet he should have demanded 50% in advance...sucker!
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Promises without delivery, what a surprise coming from a billionaire.
I don't want to reveal the name to give him anymore publicity, the site was really dumb, i think you can watch movies and tv shows on there and people can post their own movies
Reading up on the billionaire, Greek guy who totally inherited his loot and now uses it to try and become a movie star and fuck models
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/13/2010 - 12:30pm.
typical rich person behavior, I know I went to his damn site cuz of this story, asshole
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What type of site is it? I refuse to go to the site directly.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
typical rich asshole behavior...you do all the hard work, they reap the benefits and don't pay...
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She's about 75 and still doing her best to look glamorous. Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's
bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids..holy moly commenter on sop
How douchie can you get? I hope 4chan does a number on him.
That reaction photo is brilliant, however.
Whatever, what the fuck. I need OP.
Billionaire assholes against Obama - gee, why am I not surprised?
this egomaniac is just trying to humiliate the President is his own little way.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
This is going to backfire on the "billionaire" also. What a dick.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
where's OP??!! I need to talk about Illuminati!
Coma Caca!
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