Angelina Jolie Is Au Naturel, Thankyouverymuch
The picture above from Awful Plastic Surgery insinuates that maybe St. Angie Jo had her nose pinched, chopped, rotated and screwed once upon a time. I'm sure Michelangelo sculpted it himself! But Angie Jo says this isn't true and swears to HERSELF that she's completely organic and 100% natural. Angie was molded from a mound of melted unicorn horns and the wings of fallen angels, and not from a mound of silicone. That's her story anyway.
Angie recently talked to the Daily Mail about Joan Collins, Shiloh and plastic surgery. Here's a few pieces from the interview.
Angie on being a natural beauty: "I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will. But if it makes somebody happy then that’s up to them. I’m not in somebody else’s skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don’t plan to do it myself."Angie on Johnny Depp: "It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central to you that you have a good perspective on it all."
Angie on Shiloh being a tom boy: "I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called 'John' for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie…"
Angie on Joan Collins calling her one of the only beautiful actresses in Hollywood: "Really? That is so sweet and so flattering. It means that much more coming from her, because she is just so gorgeous and cool and has been for ever."
Angie on if she's ever been asked to run for public office: "Not directly, no. And with my life, well, I’m not sure that I would be taken seriously and get stuff done."
But back to the plastic surgery shit. Angie's nose does sort of look like it's been stretched and prodded, but maybe that has to do with her losing weight throughout the years. You know what they say, "When you lose chunk, the first thing to go is pieces of cartilage in your nose."
And here's a few pictures of Angie having a Chico's Kind of Day for the Daily Mail.
She has had her nose done
Just do a Google images search on Hackers. Which I believe, was 1994-ish?
How can you go from 1993-2009 & look practically exactly the same profile wise without having something done?? C'mon!! That is 16 freakin years! I have been told I look younger than my age & I have still noticed age in my face from pics taken only like 5 years ago compared to now!!!
that she had a nose job we all knew ages ago. and she can deny all she wants...nobody is retarded!
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@K2 LMAO so true. She's such a fucking liar. She needs to get her horse teeth fixed. Her response to Joan showing her for the classless narcissist (sp) she is. I mean she could have said. "oh i'm flattered but there are many beautiful women in hollywood." or something humble. dumb cow and her kids look like retards
I am not surprised that she denies plastic surgery and 150 chemical peels, but her saying she is "reclusive" has to be the funniest!! Wasn't she treated for histrionic personality disorder years ago? lol. That's why she was so angry with her Dad....for outing her.
Oh, you are so shy and hate people paying so much attention to you. That's why you jump in pools at the Ocars.
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 2:16am.
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I'd get my nose done. I hate this flap of skin that droops at the septum, I'd make my nose pointier. That's the only part about my face (other than the obvious double chin) I don't like.
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I meant how disappointing that Johnny Depp said she was a perfect beauty and WALKING POEM.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 4:28pm.
I promise not to go see The Tourist. Johnny Depp lost all hotness after I saw him doing an interview blubbering about St. Angie Ho being a 'perfect beauty' and 'walking poem'.
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How disappointing.
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Fuck you. I hate this lying cunt.
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I meant how disappointing that Johnny Depp said she was a perfect beauty and walking poem.
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Please, in Gia she had some meat on her bones, but in "Girl, interrupted" she was almost as skinny as she is now, and her nose was round and bulbous.
I also agree with whoever said that her lips have been evened.
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When she had that throbbing vein on her forehead she was definitely taking Botox. For the rest, I'm inclined to believe that she only had a slight correction of the nose and jaw line. But hey, Hollywood is a competitive business, so I can understand actresses having to look their best.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What, she forgot about the boob-job too?
I don't think I have ever seen any of Johnny Depp's children. Nor does he talk about their private life. That's reclusive for you, Angie.
The surgeon did an amazing job because he/she really didn't change Angelina's original profile AT ALL. You only see the 'thinned' out nose from the frontal angle. That is some cuttin' and shavin' GENIUS right thar.
This broad would not know the truth if it fell out of a tree and smacked her on the head.
As I said before shes too skinny,exhausted looking and I actually believe her that she hasnt done anything yet although I somehow doubt that she will go through the rest of her life without a couple of nips and tucks.
As regards the kid dressing like some pirate and wants to be called John-yeah whatever-next thing theyll be reporting she wants gender reassignment surgery-shes like fucking 4 years old and a tomboy -so what??
I think AJ is cool in that at least shes so high profile that she brings attention to shit and personally I could give a fuck if she does it for her ego or not-at least her causes get alot of PR which is only good when your a refugee/earthquake victim etc.
She is not some great actress-I dont like her in movies but if she wants to go round collecting kiddies-thats alright with me.
Its interesting that she doesnt have a publicist apparently and the reason that they let the kids be photographed so much is so the price drops-anyhoo lets face it-it doenst matter what she does-it aint going to be right....your either gonna piss off a brangeloonie or an anistonloonie...
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"She used to be my lesbian masturbation material in 2005 when I was a pregnant whale and Mr and Mrs Smith turned me on so fucking badly"
That made me LOL!
Why in such a cunty mood, Martian? I like it...
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It's obvious she had plastic surgery to at least refine the bulbous tip on her nose and anyone who claims that nose is natural needs to be committed to the mental institute for.. just being a stupid idiot. I haven't read the comments on this thread here but I feel most of you will be saying she never saw a day of plastic surgery in her life. Crazy loonies.
I think she has probably done other shit to her face but I don't know. I don't care enough to study it. She used to be my lesbian masturbation material in 2005 when I was a pregnant whale and Mr and Mrs Smith turned me on so fucking badly. I think she was at her prime then.
She looks fucking geriatric after this weight loss. Who are you idiots who think she is still youthful and beautiful? Take your meds. (I'm in a really bad mood /venting).
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Submitted by onthefringe on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 4:28pm.
I promise not to go see The Tourist. Johnny Depp lost all hotness after I saw him doing an interview blubbering about St. Angie Ho being a 'perfect beauty' and 'walking poem'.
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How disappointing.
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Fuck you. I hate this lying cunt.
Everybody in Hollywood gets a nose job. Even people with already small noses like Megan Fox and Vince Vaughn (You can see his old handsome face in "Rudy"). They destroyed perfectly nice looking noses for absolutely no good reason.
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Anyone else have a good chuckle when she mentioned that she doesn't "take herself too seriously"? I know I did!
Jolie's always been beautiful but her face used to be rougher, more tough-looking, so to speak. She had a more puggish, rounded nose, and she also seemed to have a flatter face like Shiloh.
If you scroll down there's a good pic on this page that shows her young, baby butch face.
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=8856254
I always thought that the ears and nose continue to grow as we age ... earlobes droop and become larger looking and noses tend to get wider (definitely has something to do with the cartilage) ...
That's certainly been my observation. Look at old people.
Jolie is full of crap - she had a bulbous nose for many years .. she nipped and tucked that shit.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 5:25pm.
Meh.
She bores me - both as an actress and as a famewhore. Her personality is too...bleh. I don't know. I'd hardly put her up there with the likes of Kathleen Turner or Pam Grier...
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You're misinterpreting what I wrote, I'm not putting her up there with Pam Grier or Kathleen Turner. Just using them as examples, i.e. what other actress has been as successful today in that movie genre, carrying the lead role? Pam Grier is the only one I can think of and those were independant blaxploitation movies done forty years ago.
Or, assuming she could put some meat on her bones, what other actress out there could pull off a femme fatale role like the one Kathleen Turner played? I'm not saying she's as good, I'm saying right now there's no one in Hollywood with the looks, the resume AND the chops
to do it better. The woman has set a standard.
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BamBam, c'mon now. Charlize Theron is ten times the NATURAL beauty and talent that Jolie ever was or could be...and she doesn't have to do all those silly, ridiculous 'action' retard roles anymore because she's got the acting chops to back up better roles...And a femme fatale is just as much acting the role as being conventionally pretty or "hot" Ellen Barkin back in her day did a fine job of it...So did Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction...Neither one of those women were conventionally pretty or even the 'hot look' back in their day, but they WORKED those roles. THAT is a true femme fatale and GOOD acting.
Angelina hasn't ever WORKED a role convincingly that I've seen. She was good in Gia but I never bought her as a supermodel...a junkie bisexual slut? Yes... and she was good in Girl Interupted (once again playing herself).
Action films? Please. Like that requires acting chops. The Governator and the likes of Steven Segal did not become action stars due to their acting chops, so we can dismiss this mess from any and all resumes..
Angelina will only endure as a legend if the defining standards continue to plummet....
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She's definitely had a nose job. It is subtle..but it is there...and nicely done. I think it is hilarious when the celebrities deny it. They don't know that we can tell from photos?? Halle Berry also has stated "categorically" that she did not have a nose job! When you see one of the few photos that exist of her prior to rhinoplasty ....there is absolutely no question that she did. Do these folks think their "before" photos are going to magically go away?
By the way, I think her 2nd thumbnail here is very pretty---even though it is true, for some reason, she looks around 15 years older than she is.
Pregnancy CAN change the shape of a nose, but it is temporary and more often than not results in a broader nose.
I have NEVER heard of a nose tip becoming more defined and lifted with age or pregnancy. That's plastic surgery.
LYING.
That is all.
I think she has a stunning face (with help, I know), but GOTDAYUM, she needs to eat a burger. Munching on Brad's cojones isn't going to help a bitch fill out. And least put some mayo on that shit.
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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 6:20pm.
I'm sorry, but how are some of you not seeing this?
In 1993 (I doubt the photo is that old... it doesn't look 17 years old, but whatever), the tip of her nose is more rounded and turned down.
Now, the tip of her nose is turned up and is much thinner. If anything, your nose gets bigger and droops as you get older.
I don't care what anyone says. I know people who have lost 10, 20, 30, 50, 100 pounds in weight and it did NOT change the shape of their nose and make it turn upward
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That's what I see too.
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This bitch is reclusive???? Get the fuck outta here with her photo ops every other day!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
And here's a few pictures of Angie having a Chico's Kind of Day for the Daily Mail.
So true Michael K, she's rocking in her 50-year-old garb to the fullest!!
bwaa!! Chico's!!
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Haven't you seen some girls get preggo and then suddenly have a snout? Case in point: Xtina
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Actually, noses can get fatter. Fact.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 5:25pm.
Meh.
She bores me - both as an actress and as a famewhore. Her personality is too...bleh. I don't know. I'd hardly put her up there with the likes of Kathleen Turner or Pam Grier...
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You're misinterpreting what I wrote, I'm not putting her up there with Pam Grier or Kathleen Turner. Just using them as examples, i.e. what other actress has been as successful today in that movie genre, carrying the lead role? Pam Grier is the only one I can think of and those were independant blaxploitation movies done forty years ago.
Or, assuming she could put some meat on her bones, what other actress out there could pull off a femme fatale role like the one Kathleen Turner played? I'm not saying she's as good, I'm saying right now there's no one in Hollywood with the looks, the resume AND the chops
to do it better. The woman has set a standard.
New nose? Old nose? She's still a useless, pretentious cunt. GOD BLESS THE ANISTON-PITTS!
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While I do think that she has had some work done, I do think that people's noses can look quite different with weight loss/gain. See Christina Aguilera.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Discussing Angie's nose like this is really lame. Maybe I wanna discuss the merits of my pimply asshole instead.
Call me a jellus h8tr all you want to, but I really, really fail to see why this woman is called 'beautiful' much less 'The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.' As far as her being 'fit', 'anorexic' is more like it, IMHO.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 6:45pm.
Did bitch just call herself "reclusive"? This same woman who drags her 800 kids out for photo ops every fucking day?
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LOLOL. Right re: 'reclusive'!? I'm a fucking recluse! Hugging bottles of p.noir and books and shit for days on end. That's reclusive!
Although, I do think she is beautiful; too skinny, but her facial structure captivates me. So did Lauren Bacall (when she was younger), Monroe's, Halle's, Monica Belluci's, Selita Ebanks, etc.
Here's Monica killing it in Heart Tango:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMhQCp5YFfg
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Someone who gets their picture taken all the time cannot lie about plastic surgery.
She's had at least one operation on her lips. She had them reduced and made more even. There are plenty of before and after pictures of that, I don't know why she feels the need to lie about it. A lot of people have a little something done, it's no biggie.
Did bitch just call herself "reclusive"? This same woman who drags her 800 kids out for photo ops every fucking day? LMAO And don't even get me started on her "natural beauty"!
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Although Angie Jo is a weirdo, she is stunningly beautiful either way. Not to mention extremely physically fit, even if her actual acting skills are only on the decent side. So hate all you want, this woman is gorgeous and would be unbelievably so if she gained about 10-15 pounds and filled out a bit. :-)
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FFS. Who *hasn't* had a nose job? And that includes me. Not a fan of Angelina's, but give her a fuking break on this one.
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She's had work done. Period.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 12/06/2010 - 6:06pm.
"w/o a doubt, AJ does look different now, and not for the better..if she had just stayed true to crazy, sexy self, found a man that wasn't already married, and didn't become a self righteous hypocrite, we would probably have different opinions about her."
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This is it.
I don't like or dislike this chick (one vote for pretty in the past, but presently a strictly average actress), but she's been disingenuous in the past (I refer you K2's post), so why should we believe her now?
She says she doesn't take herself seriously, but hasn't she been known to "cold shoulder" anyone prolific who has made fun of her publicly, and direct her "husband" to do the same? Again, not 100% truthful. Not even 50%.