White Oprah Would Never Say That!
White Oprah is waving her favorite coke-scoopin' finger at Dawn Holland, the chemical dependency technician at Betty Ford who got into it with Lindsay Lohan, for sprinkling lies all over the incident report. Dawn claims that in the middle of her war with the little cokey who can't, LiLo called up White Oprah about taking a breathalyzer test. Dawn's side of the story is that White Oprah told her precious child to just say no to that shit. But White Oprah says she never said that. Yes, White Oprah was most likely tanked and lying half-face first in an ash try outside of Bennigan's during the call, but as far as she knows she didn't say that! White Oprah defended herself to TMZ:
"I stand behind my daughter 100% ... the whole thing with the woman is a little sketchy. With all the fabulous employees they have, it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through. I stand behind Betty Ford. It is such a fabulous facility. They have been nothing but great. They really helped my daughter and changed my life, too."
The "background" White Oprah is referring to is the accusations by Dawn Holland's ex-husband that she once beat his ass when they were still married. White Oprah does have a point, though (no, she doesn't have a point, though). How can Betty Ford let someone like that get through? Just like how can a delusional enabling shriveled pimp who would sell her child's internal organs for a menthol be allowed to raise a living thing that breathes?
Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:04pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7kFnizmDPE
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Thank you. I'm confident that this is fully explains it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I dunno, lilo's pretty busted and so is WO. I was thinking they could be twins.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Looking at Dina.. I see what Lindsay will look like 20 years from now.
it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through.
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Wow, Dina I knew you were an idjit but only a special kinda idjit doesn't know there's recovering(ed) addicts working in every rehab team.
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Shut your hole indeed. Already sick of this drama!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 12:03pm.
EH-SPLOSIONS IN THE BLECKGROUND I TOLL YOU ODDY!!!
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OLLOL!OLO!LO!o
we need more Calvin Tranny posts....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"that someone with this kind of background gets through."
Oh the nerve of this woman. The NNNNERVE
Fuck what I would give to work at Betty Ford and bleach her négligées, hawk a daily loogy in her pink lemonade and give her the stink eye in the lobby allll day long. Some guys have all the luck.
What a steaming pile. Lilo was caught red-handed and if the worker would have handled it correctly she would be in deep doodoo. As it stands, the worker got canned and Lilo skates once again.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 11:57am.
seriously did she get a nose job or has it always been that pinched and weird looking? I wonder about this shit everytime I see a picture of her. Wonder with me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7kFnizmDPE
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
EH-SPLOSIONS IN THE BLECKGROUND I TOLL YOU ODDY!!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 11:57am.
seriously did she get a nose job or has it always been that pinched and weird looking? I wonder about this shit everytime I see a picture of her. Wonder with me.
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No wondering here. That's a 70's nose job for sure. She looks like Joan Van Ark.
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Well, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Oh, the dashboard melted
But we still have the radio
I need a WO to defend me and blame errbody else for my sHOrtcomings.
she could say:
"Vern didn't drink that wHOle box of wine hersef, there was a HOle in the bag."
or:
"Her ass don't look fat in them jeans! Your eyes are bad."
stuff like that
*chanting as always*
"fabulous." Yes, WO, the addiction center is mad fabulous, and its employees are way fabulous. I suppose the patients have fabulous DT's too, you ignorant, classless slob.
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Well, it would've been, could've been
Worse than you would ever know
Oh, the dashboard melted
But we still have the radio
seriously did she get a nose job or has it always been that pinched and weird looking? I wonder about this shit everytime I see a picture of her. Wonder with me.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
...and just like what credible director would hire an ''actress'' who's been through 8 stints of rehab at 24 and is a mega bitch? Those A list days are gone, honey.
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Actually the Gestapo picked her up.
Denial.
Fuck, WO, you're one to be talking about "backgrounds"!!!!
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"TISSUE, PLEEEEAZE!"
If you "stand behind your daughter 100%," you should tell her to take the breathalyzer and express regret that she's slipped again. The last thing you should do is continue enabling her.
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Anyway, I boringly digress.
I wanna club this woman to death with a turkey leg.
I hate this cunt.
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