Happy Belated Birthday To Betty White!
The 89th anniversary of the day the gods gifted the world with the earth angel that is Betty White was actually on Monday, but her hard partying weekend of blackout debauchery forced her to confess her sins to her Saint Bea candle, buy bootleg morning after pills on Craigslist, get (NSFW) the cat with a bowtie tattoo on her vagina removed and make her court date for public intoxication, so her Hot In Cleveland castmates couldn't throw a party for her until last night.
At Le Cirque in NYC, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick presented America's grandmother with a giant Metamucil cake with creme de Ben Gay frosting (that strangely sounds kind of good).
And here's a video from the future of me and a special friend (you decide which is which) wishing the eternally young Betty White a happy birthday.
I'm not joking. That is totally my future.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:48am.
"Ah, Sue Ann Nivens, the sweetest little bitch...
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night.)
Sue Ann: I hope I'm not disturbing you. Mary: I was in bed. Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you're alone!"
LOL! How about the episode where "Mare" gets Sue Ann to prepare a dinner for her special guest, Congresswoman Getty:
Sue Ann: "Mary, dear, do you know what happens if you leave Veal Prince Orlaf in the oven too long?"
Mary: "No?"
Sue Ann: "It DIES!"
Ah, Sue Ann Nivens, the sweetest little bitch...
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night.)
Sue Ann: I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary: I was in bed.
Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you're alone!
Getting a tattoo of a pussy on your pussy is redundant but the thigh high stocking tattoos are genius. Not.
The lace tops of the stockings are also tattooed, right? I haven't gotten all the sleep crusty crumbles out of my eyes yet and cannot see 100% clearly yet this morning.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
OH MY!! shes the last living GG.. belated wishes INDEED!!.. i shall pay homage to my B ARTHUR SHRINE, while i wear my finest BLANCHE D sounding flip flop sounding shoes on out to the linae :).. MK!! how could you let us forget this fine and extrainordinary holiday?? hehe
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
That kind Mr. Piano and his adorable dog make me feel like there is still hope for this world. Betty White rules.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Betty holding that Tonka Winnebago sized birthday cake reminds me of the episode of the MTM Show where Sue Ann Nivens accidently gave the WJM staff food poisoning.
Val Bertinelli looks great - always liked her.
happy birthday Betty!! you rock!
That cake is unreal.
Betty is a-freaking-mazing.
Valerie don't look so thin standing next to those other two scarecrows.
Maybe it's the brandy talking, but methinks Betty is looking a bit like Lara Flynn Boyle in the face in the main pic (sorry, Betty)
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
That right there is pretty awesome!
I might marathon Hot in Cleveland during my next two days off.
Love Betty. Love the piano dude. Love THAT dog.
Oh goodness, Betty's giving duckface in thumbnail #2....
Betty is the shit,and that is all.
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and, not a single fuck was given this day.
I never noticed before that Valerie Betinelli is Asian!
OMG, that was too much hotness. And that dog is a genius.
Love me some Rose Nylund but this fabulous bitch needs to step back this year and go back to being a working and respected actress instead of the f-bombing sex obsessed granny she turned herself into for '10. That shit can only last so long (as in, it's over now, Betty) before her great obit turns from well-deserved into last minute caracature.
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Dark-sided!
Those 50 year old slores are out of their league!
Tha tattoo... I don't get it. It's like getting a tattoo on your arm, of a drawing of an arm. Or the word "tattoo". Is it supposed to be clever? And are the stockings tattooed on too?
DON'T DRINK AND TATTOO, KIDS!
I watched a bunch of the episodes yesterday. It's pretty funny, and Betty is a hoot. Gosh, I am old enough to remember her from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.
That dog is too damn much...he waits til the camera is on him (or her) and yelps...damn I wish my dog would do that...my dog would give her crotch a good licking if the camera zoomed in on it...she is bitchy that way! love the coolest woman in the universe and galaxy Betty...long live Queen Betty!!
I actually kinda like their show...it's not as good as The Golden Girls by any means, but apparently it's a hit for TV Land and they do write good zingers for Betty.
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"I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Tammy Lynn
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The ladies look great. I hope I look that good in my 50's!
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All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes