Good Morning, Here's The OctoMom Baby-Whipping Video You've Been Waiting For!

Not only will this video serve as an answer to the octuplets' question: "Why does our ball pit smell like rotten chili con queso, anus tears and desperation?" But it will also be used in high school sex education classes to warn students that if they get knocked up without the means to support their child, this is the low-budget shit they might have to do to put diapers on asses.

My problem with this wreck from TMZ isn't that OctoMom is starring in a fetish video with radio personality Tattoo. It's that she's starring in a poorly produced one! Did the octuplets sit on each other's shoulders and record this wreck with the VHS camcorder my mom refuses to throw out ("It's an antique!" - my mom)? Is this the real sequel to Paranormal Activity? Not only that, but OctoMom whips a trick like my 8-year-old self trying to throw a ball without crossing the line during the worst dodgeball game ever. I can almost hear a wimpy "uh" come out of her mouth as she dreadfully tries to crack that whip. Awful.

Put some real feeling into that shit, OctoMom! Picture Tattoo as your life choices and whip the fuckery right out of him. I swear, if we had to pick dominatrix teams, OctoMom's ass would be the last one chosen.

And if this clip isn't just a small piece of a longer one, how is Octo making money from this? Did TMZ pay for it? Is this viral marketing for Pampers? Octo is already embarrassing her kids with her whack ass whipping skills, so I hope she's not bringing more shame upon them by not collecting a check for this mess.

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:13am.

"Tattoo like baba. Tattoo really like baba." Wow.
This cannot be for real. It seems like an unfunny Funny or Die video.

Octomom looks hot though. I gotta give her props for having carried 14 kids and still able to rock a dominatrix costume. From the side, all that surgery to look like Jolie has paid off. She has the same sunken in mid-face side profile thing going on.

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:23pm.

Serious question - are there really guys who get hard for shit like this? For real? It's erotic?

Wack.

Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:16pm.

Reminds me of when Fred dressed Barney up in baby clothing so that he could get some of Uncle Tex's inheritance. But Fred at least had morals and a functioning brain...and he's a cartoon caveman.

Submitted by Rebitcha on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:36pm.

Wow. This is pathetic.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 6:03pm.

damn...I could only watch a minute of that cause it was actually disturbing...most s & m is funny to me, and kind of stupid...that shit knowing about Octomom's history, and knowing that is her kids toys, horses, everything took it to a real dark nasty level. Broke or not, bitch needs to do something else for money...hell even selling her ass to a high bidder is better than this mockery...her kids will know about this that is why mothers really shouldn't do shit that will humiliate there kids down the line...that goes for fathers too...but in HOllyweird I suppose this crap is "normal"...if my mom did this I would freaking die!!

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 5:43pm.

How did the camera guy keep from laughing.

Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 5:28pm.

That right there is a working woman!

Submitted by ewlulu on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 5:13pm.

Can't decide what scares me more- seeing this, or thinking there is someone out there who would get a boner from this.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:50pm.

Is this honestly supposed to be titillating? Because it's the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I mean, I know porn is already ridiculous enough as it is but I can't really fathom who would be turned on for something so... downright silly. And especially when the leads are not attractive or anything, not even a single bit. It's just a loser in a diaper acting like a retard being awkwardly whipped by a woman barely standing on her high heels. It's more embarrassing than even funny, really.

Also, I had never heard Octomom speak before, and I HAET her voice. It's like she's doing bad voice-over for Family Guy.

Submitted by Inigo Jones on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 4:02pm.

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:38am.
If there is anything I hate in my porn, it's an unreasonable and unrealistic plot. Honestly, who whips a baby?

Well, it's a tattooed, bearded baby.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 3:45pm.

the video is playing fine for me here...now please pass the bleach for my eyes and ears. Merci.

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 3:42pm.

oh god, "spanky butt, spanky butt" will now be playing over and over in my head.

Submitted by txeggplant on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 3:34pm.

Wow. Just ... wow.

"Tattoo want spanky" will probably be running through my nightmares tonight.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 2:17pm.

I need a cheap laugh, but the video was taken down.

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Submitted by huevon on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:29pm.

wtf! is that her house? where her 100000000000000000+ kids live in?

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:16pm.

Like I needed to see that...

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 1:01pm.

Made me sick to my stomach; had to stop watching it. HORRIBLE; who do they think is going to pay to watch that?

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Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:36pm.

AR.MA.GEDDON.

Are they sure this is fetish porn? I thought it was a damn good comedy. I laughed my ass off especially at ole fat ass trying to crawl his way out of the toy room. There was barely enough room for that badonk. LMAO to the nth power. I didn't think it would be possible but Octocrazee has hit another new low. Yay!!!!!! Have a nice nap!

Submitted by pattidan on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:34pm.

except maybe one......EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Submitted by pattidan on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 12:33pm.

I am speechless.....there are just no words...............

Submitted by Bunnyman on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:35am.

At least now invading space aliens will realize earthlings are too fucked up to bother with.

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:07am.

Goo Gah Gag..Was this filmed in her home with her chldren's toys and in their play room? Nasty.

Submitted by snowball on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:48am.

You have to go to TMZ to watch it, I think. I lasted about a minute in before I decided my life had some meaning and I was probably cutting my lifespan shorter by watching that shit.

It was remarkably stupid. Vivid should back away, fast. She has no future in porn, not even as a spare hole, titty bridge or just a goo landing spot. Instant erection killer.

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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:30am.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:29am.

I will not watch the video, especially if she's speaking in her stupid soft, baby voice.

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She is, of course. She sounds infantile.

Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:32am.

Soooo... I know that people have weird fetishes & all, but who could jerk off to THIS with that grating "crying" noise going on?! Don't people usually moan or grunt or groan out of pain/pleasure in fetish whipping videos? That Tattoo asshole's screaming is unbearable! If that's not a bonerkill, I don't know what is.

Also, MK is on fire today. This is one of my favorite entries ever!

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:10am.

People have some sick sick fetishes so there is a market for this believe it or not. I don't see how she's going to get paid for it though if TMZ has the video for free. Not that I'm defending this psycho but I don't think she had a choice considering that Vivid Entertainment porn guy paid for her house.

Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:08am.

If there is anything I hate in my porn, it's an unreasonable and unrealistic plot. Honestly, who whips a baby?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:59am.

I saw all 42 picures yesterday and it made me violent.

I will not watch the video, especially if she's speaking in her stupid soft, baby voice.

*swings newborn kitten by neck*

Submitted by LA on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:53am.

DCFS is coming for this stupid bitch, right?

Poor kids.

Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:51am.

well i WOULD click if there was a place TOOOOOO click

Submitted by Bella on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:30am.

But this has to be a joke...? Is this really supposed to be wack-off material?

Submitted by Bella on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:25am.

Bwahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!!

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:20am.

These people are sick nutjobs.

* projectile vomit *

Submitted by lolomgwtfbbq on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:11am.

I can't bring myself to watch this. It isn't often that I'm genuinely disturbed by porn or much else for that matter, but this is nothing but a degradation ceremony for this human being.

"Sometimes I get so flushed. Do your palms ever itch?"

Submitted by Gagecanada on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:10am.

Actually, I can say with great certainty that I haven't been waiting for it. And I refuse to hurt my brain by watching any of that mess!

Wander Further - Drop by and see me!

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:58am.

Will not click!! See MK, I can resist you just this once! *huah huah*

Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:53am.

bitch needs to step up her whippin' skills if she's going to make any real dough from her new career, 'cos she's WAAAAY too nice in this! I'd leave his ass red as a beet salad!! and that baby - yikes! reminds me of the losers I used to have to talk to back when I was a paid, professional phone sex slut!
but hey, at least she's turning tricks - we all knew she'd have to one day!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:52am.

And don't worry yo - they're just warming her up by keeping it simple. I've seen it a million times! Let's just wait and see what she puts out next year this time.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:51am.

Can't see it, don't want to.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:50am.

Damn this is even bad for porn.
And that's saying something.
Right down to the beweavablity factor:
Sure. Octomom babysits in her spare time.
LOL!

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:49am.

you know what makes this video even hotter, I mean besides the flabby disgusting man, its her baby voice, such a turn on. I mean besides the fact that she is asexual and I am pretty sure a virgin, because no man has gone in there.

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Submitted by CollinK on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:42am.

OctoMom should have taken some fetish video tips from Karen Walker. "Who's a dirty little piggy..."

Submitted by alty on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:38am.

No, Brobee, no!

And Nanner, weren't you around when we protested that MK's mom should have a spot? Didn't she say someone was fat or "chunky?"

Submitted by Sams Mom on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:37am.

I'm not sure if its that I'm drinking way more coffee than usual and haven't eaten anything yet, or my threshold for WHAT IN THE FUCKIN FUCK FUCKERY IS THIS has been lowered, but just seeing the picture made me vomit. Literally.

Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:34am.

This is just dumb. Not even risque...just dumb. Who in the hell would find this sexy?

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:34am.

LOL @ "Picture Tattoo as your life choices and whip the fuckery right out of him."

The funny thing is this income might mess with her monthly welfare. Social worker: "Have you been actively looking for work?" O: "Yes." SW: "Have you found any work?" O: "Sort of." SW: "Is it in your normal trade, business, or occupation?"

Submitted by Noir Easter on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:32am.

A billion times, no.
Butt ugly elongated potato headed pig using her kid's toys as sex props.
Do not fix whatever's wrong (right, actually) about this video not showing up. It's a sign.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:27am.

ISMUS be mah lucky day! There is only a blank spot on my puter!

*blinks pretty, unabused eyes*

*chanting as always*

Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:25am.

Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:53am.
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ahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:24am.

Wrong. I'd rather watch church tv than this shit.