Monday, January 31st 2011

Shit Just Got Real: Halle Berry Is Ready To Fight Gabriel Aubry In Court

Yes, we're finally getting a sequel to LOSING ISAIAH!!!! Sort of. Kind of. It seems like the rumor that Halle Berry's relationship with Gabriel Aubry is wrecked to the core has some truth to it. There was a tabloid whisper going around that Halle doesn't appreciate Gabriel dating low-budget hos (spotlight on Kim Kardashian) and bringing said low-budget hos around their daughter Nahla. Halle pretty much confirmed that rumor as truth when her rep released this swift kick to Gabriel's dick today (via People). Halle WENT THERE:

"Halle has serious concerns for her daughter's well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary steps to protect her. She has attempted to resolve these custody issues amicably with her daughter's father, Gabriel Aubry, directly, but given his lack of cooperation, Halle has no choice but to seek swift judicial intervention.

Halle has always made the needs and safety of her daughter her first priority and, both while Halle and Gabriel were a couple and since their break-up, Halle has only acted in her daughter's best interest."

Those are some shankin' words and Halle added an extra stab by going to the media. What the hell did Gabriel do that was so awful? Did he make Nahla watch Catwoman the movie?! Did he keep Nahla in the house while he went to lie down in the running car in the garage? This is really not going to end well. Well, the only way it will end well is if Halle corners Gabriel in the ladies room and screams this:


I hope Halle keeps the "lady" part, because that's the real fucking sting.

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madam ex's picture

Ive always liked Halle, but this disappoints my feelings towards her now. I thought this guy was pretty good with his kid!
We all judge, but we truly dont know what goes on behind closed doors!! Maybe he's not doing the right thing seeing that everyone is jumping on Halle.
Maybe she is a cunt, we will never know the truth.

Bitch-ass Bitch needs to get over herself!

Would someone please print out this thread when we're all done and send it to this bitch who didn't have a daddy and who's going to make sure her daughter doesn't have one either?

islandgirl's picture

For what it's worth, from TMZ:

Aubry has complained when Halle leaves town it interferes with his ability to be a father. Accommodations were made for Gabriel to accompany Halle and Nahla to London last August after he complained.

In my opinion, she thought she was getting a pretty baby daddy sperm donor, and now that he's growing a set she doesn't like it.

gophergal's picture

I remember her saying she was going to have a baby weather married or not like it wasn't a big deal now here she is this is what happens when you are not with someone anymore they date people and (most) of the time we don't like the people they date but guess what he will always be the father of your kid that's why it's not as easy as spreading your legs and poping one out

stake_spike's picture

Halle is a bitch and her PR statement made me think that even more. Bascially Halle can't control him with money, so she needs to control him in a different way. If Halle can't have him no woman can. Halle is a straight up cunt.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

I gotta feeling this is all going to backfire for Halle. She has a man that actually wants to pay for his daughter and be a good father and she's being a bitch to the guy, that's not good Karma.

Miami's picture

Um, didn't she hit someone while driving drunk? Doesn't she have like 2 DUIs? I have never heard about Gabriel having any substance abuse issues.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:24am.
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Here's how I see it: There's a big difference between being a teenaged girl who just got her licence and hitting someone, and being a middle aged woman who hit someone, and didn't stay to see if she KILLED someone, but rather ran off to a plastic surgeon to get it looked at, then lied to the police she had amnesia. I don't care about American politics at all. I just cannot stand Halle Berry's self-righteous act and fake persona.

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Submitted by ortiz on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 1:30am.

Off Topic: Does anybody else think Halle might have used a donor egg? I mean Nahla looks a lot like Gabriel but (with the exception of the similar skin tone) Nahla doesn't look at all like Halle to me.

Anybody else see this or maybe it's just me?

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Could be. Halle's sister has a child with Down syndrome, and the story was that Halle was terrified she'd have the same risk (risk of having a Down Syndrome child rises with diabetes or any other autoimmune disease, like Halle has, or a family member with DS). Anyway, word was that Halle only wanted to birth a baby girl, not a boy, and wanted to be sure the child didn't have DS. The little girl was rumoured to have been born with a cleft palate, which is why Halle was so secretive about her for the first few months. Judging by the looks of Nahla around the mouth and nose, I kind of think it's true.

Haribo's picture

that's a nasty thing to do...to cut a parent out of a kid's life. unless she has serious reasons...

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

RichBitch's picture

Team Aubry. End of.

This bitch is cray. He's good enough to have a baby with but "a dangerous" influence as an active father?? I bet you she does fly into rages privately. If she has no proof (which she doesn't but she'll try to manufacture some up) the judge will not only award him proper custody, but the cray bitch will be paying all of his legal fees. fking nut.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:40am.
What it comes down to is this: she doesn't want to have to share her daughter. It's really inconvenient when you're half way around the world with the current French lover to hop a plane and fly back every other weekend. Halle wants what she wants when she wants it....thing is, shits ready to hit the fan. Judges hear and see a public life, know he's a good father. Halle is going to lose, and if she doesn't get her head out of her selfish ass, that loss just might be her daughter.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:46am.
i don't understand why halle doesn't want nahla to be influenced by the kardassians....kim can teach nahla how to swing from the stripper pole just like she taught her younger sisters...

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In fairness, pole is a sport and a circus skill, in it's purest form it has nothing to do with sex. I learn pole and I would let my daughter learn it too (well she's only 2 but later). I have one in my bedroom and she tries to swing round it like mummy. Her fathers face! I will have some explaining to do when she's a bit older. BUT it's actually quite childlike in what it is, spinning round until your dizzy, hanging upside down etc, I remember doing similar stuff on the firemans pole and swingset in the playground as a child. It's true you do need to be semi naked, but thats because your skin needs to have friction on the pole, with clothes you just fall off.

Although I am undermining my own argument by auditioning in my local *ahem*gentleman's club . But not all pole dancers are ho's with no morals! Most are in it for the fun and the amazing way it tones your body, and wouldn't dream of doing it in the buff.

As your cussing Kardashian though, I will allow it.

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toni's picture

He was with Kim for the publicity, he didnt hit that, wouldnt be surprised if Kris K was trying to manage him. Halle is a grade A bitch and isnt a secret.

Twat Muffin's picture

WhiskeyTango -- wow, I agree with everything you say. Halle is barely a mediocre actress and "Monster's Ball" sucked balls (literally). She bores me to death and she's about as exciting as day-old oatmeal. Though pretty, I even think her looks are overrated. Nahla is adorable, though, and I hope she doesn't suffer because her momma is crazy.

Team Gabe. I thought Halle was such a proud "black" woman. She is a fraud.

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Submitted by karen on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:46am.
halle is straight up crazy and a rumoured closet dope fiend. "

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What does "closet dope fiend" mean?

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:29am.
Gabriel is an obvious - and very HOT - homosexual!

Ahh, that explains the break-up, then: "I'm hot!" "No, you're not: I am!" "No, I am." "No, you're not." "Bitch!" "You're the vile bitch." "No, I'm not."

OXA's picture

Leaving his name off the birth certificate was part of her master plan. Halle does not want to have to get him permision to take Nahla out of the country. Halle don't play well with others & has to be the boss of the sandbox.

karen's picture

halle is straight up crazy and a rumoured closet dope fiend. just what i have heard. she can't keep a man.i do think she is a wonderful actress and enjoy her movies. loved her in the dorothy dandridge story.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:34am.

It's really better if the parents spend their time with the kid in a one-on-one situation and keep their sexy times for when the other parent has visitation. Is that SO DIFFICULT?

Right on, H. Or at least wait a couple of years till you see if the new lovah works out before foisting him or her on the kid(s).

grommet's picture

Obviously we have no idea what's really going on here but if Gabriel needs to talk about it without his clothes on, we could probably work that out.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Sorry, Miss angel, but our 'fruit-dar' is pretty near foolproof.

That be a big 'ol 'mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hekki's picture

Mmmm, I'm Team Aubry on this one, though I usually side with the woman in these matters.

This is a double standard, but I think it's way more damaging for the mother to bring guys around than it is for the father to bring women around. Just my opinion. There are plenty of men who look for single mothers just so they can prey upon their children. And Halle's judgment when it comes to men is shit.

It's really better if the parents spend their time with the kid in a one-on-one situation and keep their sexy times for when the other parent has visitation. Is that SO DIFFICULT?

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I bet Halle's the type to use the term "YOUR father" like she had nothing to do with the process in the first place. My mom used to say shit like that when my parents were divorcing. YOU chose him, bitch! I was just along for the ride!

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Halle's a fuckin' nut!

I bet there's nothing wrong with the way the father is raising his daughter. She's pulling shit out of her ass with this custody fight. She seemed a little obsessive compulsive about getting pregnant to begin with ( went thru 35 pregnancy test - she admitted). It's so obvious she was looking for a good looking sperm donor. It seems like now she wants to toss him out of the kids life - cause she really didnt want a father in the picture in the first place.

Yeah - cause dragging the kid from location to location so she can film is sooo much better for this child's well being than being with daddy in a stable environment. Fuck Halle. Fuck these celebrity assholes that ruin their kids !

Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:07am.

Halle has always been overrated and the hype got her well beyond where she should have went as an actress. If life was fair, she would have been a Maxim model and B-list actress. She was simply at the right place at the right time to have been able to break into an A-list movie career. Showing her boobies got her a few decent roles and an undeserved Oscar. She has an unappealing and uninteresting personality that makes her bland despite her good looks. And besides being crazy she comes off as highly unintelligent and untalented.

^This. Monster's Ball was terribly overrated.

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nunya_bizness's picture

Halle Berry is crazy.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

What a delusional fucking cunt from hell. I feel really really sorry for her daughter, because she's got a fucking crazy, narcissistic, with-holding Jezebel for a mother.

Juniperjump's picture

WOW- she makes the worst choices in men. She always has. I remember watching her on Oprah when she got together with this one and them both gushing about how wonderful they were together. And she was saying how she was unlikely to ever get married again. Well yes, you can see how that's saved her just a LOAD of problems. ;-/ Get yourself some fracking therapy woman!! YOU PICKED HIM and now you're going to have to deal with the fact that he brings his daughter about crap like KArdashian.

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:54am.

oh and wait...isn't olivier martinez, the man halle is currently linked with, supposedly a manho? does she let him around her kid?
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Olivier was very indiscreet a number of times when he was engaged to Kylie Minogue. Halle likes shitty dudes and Gabriel is catching hell off of her because she's over nice guys and wants to go back to the bad boys.

Suzy Farkis's picture

She's really playing dirty. If he was Charlie Sheen I could understand, but would she really be ok if he was dating an A-lister rather than a media ho? What a shame for their daughter, he seems like a good dad. You can see why some fathers snap after divorce, I can't imagine what I'd do if my husband tried to keep my daughter from me. Luckily all is well on the homefront and we're both committed to keeping it that way.

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oh and wait...isn't olivier martinez, the man halle is currently linked with, supposedly a manho? does she let him around her kid?
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letinstar's picture

i don't understand why halle doesn't want nahla to be influenced by the kardassians....kim can teach nahla how to swing from the stripper pole just like she taught her younger sisters...

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liverwurst's picture

What it comes down to is this: she doesn't want to have to share her daughter. It's really inconvenient when you're half way around the world with the current French lover to hop a plane and fly back every other weekend. Halle wants what she wants when she wants it....thing is, shits ready to hit the fan. Judges hear and see a public life, know he's a good father. Halle is going to lose, and if she doesn't get her head out of her selfish ass, that loss just might be her daughter.

JanetL's picture

The common denominator in all of her failed relationships is Halle Berry herself. She must be damned difficult.

CranberryAppleGirl's picture

What does Kim KardASSian have to do with Gabriel seeing his child? Did we see ANY photos of baby Nahla anywhere near Kim's toxic breasts or fake ass? NO. There were never any photos or confirmation from either parties that Gabriel ever introduced Kim to his daughter. There were even rumors around the web that Kim dumped Gabriel because he wouldn't introduce her nasty ass to his baby: http://www.dallasblack.com/entertainment/kimdumpedgabrielovernahla
Anyway, weren't they together for less than a month? Is it forbidden for Gabriel to hook up with anyone without offending Halle? Looks like sour grapes and excuses to me. Her crazy ass might be jealous that Gabriel has officially moved on and she's ready to use their daughter to control his life.

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He's not GAY, Mrs. PC! He's European! Gah!

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Sounds like she's hurt by his antics and is using the kid as a weapon to hurt him right back. Pretty low. Kardashian is a whore and no way I would want her around my lil girl, but unless a kid is really at risk, then they deserve to know their daddy. Having your father forcibly kept from your life will do more long-term damage than having to look at a few plastic slut faces over ice cream.

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This was all because he was seen with human toilet seat whore kim fatassian. Even when she's not directly involved, that "piss in my face, baby" std passing schlong sucker still causes problems. I hope she dies real soon.

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CranberryAppleGirl's picture

Halle has always been overrated and the hype got her well beyond where she should have went as an actress. If life was fair, she would have been a Maxim model and B-list actress. She was simply at the right place at the right time to have been able to break into an A-list movie career. Showing her boobies got her a few decent roles and an undeserved Oscar. She has an unappealing and uninteresting personality that makes her bland despite her good looks. And besides being crazy she comes off as highly unintelligent and untalented.

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I agree.

My parents dated after they got divorced, but they never introduced ANYONE to us, my mom did once when she thought it was serious, and we did a few group things, but my dad never did until he was very serious with someone and they have been together 25 years.

Also, NO SLEEPOVERS!

When they wanted to get laid, they got laid at the other person's house and got us a babysitter!

We lived with my mom and she dated her second husband for 10 years, and he never slept over once, thank the Good Lord in Heaven (if he even exists) for that!

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angel_i's picture

I don't think Oliver Martinez IS a manwhore...but I'm not sure. The thing that would bother me is the family of imperialists behind her...it's not a dating thing, it's a WTF thing, really....but yeah - I'm not a big fan of marching dates through a kid's life. It's hard enough on the adults when they come and go, as it is.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Gabriel is an obvious - and very HOT - homosexual!

What is going on here??!!!

Centaurious's picture

I predict Halle will go gayelle by 50, and I don't blame her.

Also, KK would not be my first choice to be hanging around my kids with my ex, but isn't Oliver Martinez a total manwhore?

I mean, what's good for the goose...

I don't know, I was brought up with, ok, parents can get divorced and they go on dates, but you don't introduce the kids to anyone unless you are practically engaged.

I'm sure things are done differently in Hollywood, as usual.

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angel_i's picture

Basically what the stoopit ho is saying is that she doesn't like to be away from her daughter for long periods of time and her ex doesn't care HOW she feels - he wants the time. I think most moms feel like that even when they're still with their husbands.

That being said I'd feel a little fucked up, too, if my ex was hanging around the Kardass's with my kid.

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Centaurious's picture

I don't take pleasure from Halle's troubles, but it does kind of gratify me to know that she can't hold a man, has horrible relationships and is cheated on consistently.

It just goes to show...being famous, gorgeous and an Oscar winner does not a happy woman make.

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Centaurious's picture

For the life of me I can't figure out whether his head is freakishly huge or hers is freakishly tiny.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:37am.
I wish the best for everyone involved...and having said THAT:

I have never understood why people get so steamy over Halle - yeah, she is Barbie-pretty and fit, but I find her very uninteresting - to look at, and as an actress.

Anybody else feel that way?

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NEXT DAY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP

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