Halle Said, Gabriel Said
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry named their kid after a character in The Lion King, but they definitely can't feel the love tonight (let me use the facilities first and then you can GONG! me). Halle's rep issued a statement last night saying that she's pulling out of a movie, because she needs to focus on a Losing Isaiah-like custody battle against Gabriel Aubry. Halle says she's not comfortable leaving Nahla in Gabriel's care, and his friends say that she's ALL-CAPS CRAZY!!! But Halle's friends slapped back and said he's the one who needs to smoke a bowl through a bong made of Xanax and settle down.
In Gabriel's corner, his friends tell TMZ that when he was dating a trick last year, Halle channeled her Gothika character and brought the rage on him. Apparently, Halle doesn't want to fuck Gabriel, but she doesn't want anybody else fucking him either. Gabriel's friends also say that when they were all in South Africa while Halle was shooting a movie, she was with Olivier Martinez when she should've been taking care of Nahla. Gabriel thinks that Halle cares more about peen than her own daughter.
In Halle's corner, sources close to her say that Gabriel is the shit parent who is as jealous as he is crazy. Sources went on to say that Halle has reason to believe that Gabriel's mind is elsewhere when he's taking care of Nahla and she's afraid something bad will happen. You know, if I looked like Gabriel, I'd probably spend most of my time staring in the mirror instead of making sure my kid doesn't stick her finger in the electrical socket, so I can't blame him.
But seriously, this is turning into some ugly ass shit between two pretty people. I haven't seen Halle or Gabriel's mental health file, but TMZ makes both of them sound absolutely motherfucking nuts. Why don't they just leave Nahla with Simba for a few while they fight out in a padded room.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:13pm.
Halle's into some weird shit herself and her reputation would take a hit if it's revealed. Hope it is.
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Come ON, you can't just put that out there without more details!
I think Gabriel lost interest in her, and she is out for revenge...I don't think she is that gorgeous, though many do. He is hot, and seems lowkey. Kids always suffer in breakups, especially when it gets nasty.
Sorry, I see far more pictures of Halle trotting around in bizarre faux biker drag (mimics Olivier's dress sense, oof) oh, all the time. Do we see Gabriel out constantly with some woman? Nope. Seems like she spends a fuck of a lot of her free time with crusty Ollie (he has aged horribly and fast) and not her kid. Team Gabriel here. And as the kid of a mom who got cunty and did her best to deny her ex husband joint custody/proper visitation I can vouch for how it fucks up the kids. I have one brother who is so messed up from it it just cannot be undone. Tragic.
You'd think Halle would understand how critical having a good father figure would be since (from what little I know of her past) she did not have that. This child is darling and Gabriel looks so happy in pictures of her. I hope he doesn't get railroaded by her lawyers. He sure doesn't seem like the type who would quietly accept a big check and go gently into the good night. Good for him.
She's a mediocre actress and she got that Oscar for Monster's Ball for simply not wearing any makeup and not throwing up during love scenes with Slingblade.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
I'm sick of this bitch.
All her whining about how her men done her wrong...as someone else said, the common denominator is HER.
She's a bitch and I think she's playing with fire with this one.
From everything I've seen and read, Gabriel is a really nice guy and a good father and I hope he is rewarded for putting up with her controlling ways and never saying anything against her.
There's no law against dating when you're divorced, even if it's KK, and remember, Halle, Oliver Martinez is no saint and he's going to fuck you over, but good, if he hasn't already.
You deserve it.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
This is just the "Halle Bi-Polar Express" making it's usual run.Next stop: A Halle baited domestic dispute involving LAPD.Would'nt be a Halle Berry relationship without one of those.I pity Gabriel.He may have to hire a witness every time he wants to see his daughter.
two things I heard here i totally agree with;
1: Halle didnt deserve an Oscar & is insufferable now. (i smell a cunt)
2:IF they really care for the child they will be handling this shit in private
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Cut to Suri Cruise throwing a custom-made Louboutin at her personal maid for serving her ice cream that is too cold.
Camille Grammer takes lessons in narcissistic cuntiness from this one way, self important bitch.
Go fuck another "hot guy" Halle and leave the baby raising to the adults.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Couples therapy with Mel and Octsana?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
it amazes me that halle would do this to her daughter. gabriel looks as if he adores nahla. just share custody. let him move on. she has to another sleaze.
halle needs to take a cue from bridget moynihan. bridget lets that twat swab giselle hang with her kid and that's the woman her boyfriend left her for when she was preggers. she's obviously a class act...
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Submitted by Texrocks on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:55pm.
It's going to be hard for Halle to prove that a man she lived with for three years before Nahla was born and an almost a year after she was born is some weirdo.
Nice. As someone wisely said last night, the one common denominator in all her bad relationships is her.
Um - that kid is obviously his. She looks just like both her parents! That kid won the genetic lottery. She's absolutely gorgeous.
Maybe Halle is just feeling more neurotic because she's going through some hormonal changes - and maybe there was an accident or something, and she's been on alert since then. Or maybe she was afraid of having her daughter around a cocaine-snorting skank. Just sayin'.
Submitted by gucci on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 7:54pm.
i hate to be negative but i believe halle doesn't want her daughter because she's autistic and this supposed custody feud is a way of covering everything up.
Um...ok. Can you even test for autism this early? Nahla is barely 3, if that. This isn't a cover-up, this is Halle projecting her issues onto Gabriel and ruining her daughter's emotional well-being in the process.
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I like Halle Berry but lets face it that girl is crazy-beautiful but fucking nuts and I happen to think she did deserve the Oscar for Monsters Ball-I thought she was amazing in it...
As regards Gabriel -Ive seen him a ton of times in Whole foods in LA and he seems completely normal and is clearly devoted to the little kid..not to say that Halle Berry isnt...
Whoever said that shes a woman in her 40s and dating value has gone down-are you fucking nuts?
shes one of the most gorgeous women anywhere with the most incredible body and looks fucking great 99% of the time-take it from me- Ive seen her coming off a hike covered in sweat and wearing old sweats and she was STILL fucking gorgeous....now the asylum gleam in her eyes is another story...
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It's going to be hard for Halle to prove that a man she lived with for three years before Nahla was born and an almost a year after she was born is some weirdo. Because if he is that just proves that she has very poor judgment. And she has already gone on print saying what a wonderful person and father Gabriel is, so once again going against this will make her look like a liar.
Halle just needs to put her "big girl" panties on and deal with the fact that she will have to share their daughter like millions of other couples have to do.
i hate to be negative but i believe halle doesn't want her daughter because she's autistic and this supposed custody feud is a way of covering everything up. shame. and if what i've said is in fact true then i wouldn't be surprised because halle looks to me like a very vain and selfish person.
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Sounds like someone is irritated that the ex is getting media attention that doesn't include HER.
Based on Halle's track record with men, I tend to believe Gabriel. He seems really down-to-earth and Halle comes off like a giant bitch. And there's no way she deserved an OSCAR for "Monster's Ball."
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Just checking in to Dlisted, and this is what I see. Halle is a fucking piece of shit for doing this. I really can't say anything else about this, because this upsets me far too much.
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"JUST PUT IT IN GODDAMMIT!!!"
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Glad to see they're keeping the kid's best interests foremost.
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"Mary can be such a child. She thinks if you put a toy down it'll still be sitting there when you want to play with it again."
i think halle is dragging out her own daddy baggage and pasting them on gabe. she's spoken of him as abusive and he deserted the family. gabe doesn't strike me as the type.
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This is turning "ugly as shit"? It doesn't look that way to me. Honestly, it just looks like Halle's making it worse for herself. It would look "ugly as shit" if it seemed like there were legitimate issues to contend with on both sides, but it doesn't.
"Sources went on to say that Halle has reason to believe that Gabriel's mind is elsewhere when he's taking care of Nahla and she's afraid something bad will happen." Yeah, that's not vague as fuck. Have we yet to read even a single legitimate complaint against Gabriel? I'm not saying it's impossible he may not be the parent of the year, but you'd think something would have come out by now.
And if either of them seems more "distracted," it's certainly Halle. Don't we see pictures of her with 'lady's man' Olivier all the time? And ever since they've broken up we've seen one lone set of pictures of him with Kim K at a basketball game.
Halle is only succeeding in reminding us all about how fucking crazy she is and questioning her capacity as a mother. Makes you feel a little sorry for Nahla.
Yeah... Halle is the crazy in this scenario...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:52pm.
Here's what I find so offensive about this: So many children don't have a father figure in their lives, or they have some dipstick who pops in and out when it's convenient but provides no real parenting, in all the ways that count.
Here is an apparently decent guy who loves his child and wants to be involved with her and this neurotic idiot would deny her child that? To punish him for dating KK for a NY minute?(which btw would be punishment enough. He had to try and make conversation with a wax dummy)
If Halle succeeds in severely restricting his access, the one who will suffer the most in this mess is the little girl, who will always wonder why Daddy wasn't around more. And as kids will do, she will assume at a very young age that it's because he doesn't love her because she's not good enough or pretty enough. Or, even worse, Halle may fill her head with nasty things about him; and frankly, the way she's behaving now, I wouldn't put it past her.
The relationship between a father and a daughter is *so* important to a girl's pyschological/emotional development and particularly to all the future relationships she will have with men.
Good one, Halle. Moron.
Awesome post and I concur! Some parents are beyond selfish pr!cks. Give this Daddy his parental rights. He wants them for cryin' out loud! Men who want to step-up need more props rather than being denigrated by unappreciative hobags like Halle. Girlfriend needs to consult her own soul.
And is she planning on dictating (via the use of their child) exactly who her ex can date for the rest of his dating days??? Come the fuck on Halle!!! Unless there is a danger of some sort to the child you can't do that. And, speaking of the child, Halle must have a lot of love for her, no? Every little girl deserves a daddy, you bitch and you are only hurting her in your forced deprivation. If that's the game you play, she WILL lose. Is your f-ed up massive ego that flipping shaky?
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 6:00pm.
These two need to grow the fuck up.
Nannies are going to be the kid's primary caregivers regardless of who gains custody.
Co-Sign and SO true (which is sad too).
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:50pm.
I wasn't suggesting the child make the decision - that is for the court - merely commenting that there needs to be a shift in thinking - mostly on the part of the parents but reflected in Family Law.
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Okay, I see. My apologies.
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These two need to grow the fuck up.
Nannies are going to be the kid's primary caregivers regardless of who gains custody.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:50pm.
I wasn't suggesting the child make the decision - that is for the court - merely commenting that there needs to be a shift in thinking - mostly on the part of the parents but reflected in Family Law.
"Halle's into some weird shit herself and her reputation would take a hit if it's revealed. Hope it is."
Anonymoussss! C'mon, do tell! Pleeeeze?
(Me? Team Gabriel.)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 5:39pm.
Family law details 'the parents access to the child' when it should be 'the childs access to the parents'.
If the courts are genuinely determined to put the childs needs first there has to be a change in the wording of the legislature. A child will always need a parent more than the parent needs the child.
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Becky n Sydney, good observation, but the wording is appropriate. A child cannot know, really, what is appropriate "access". Switch it legally and see how many kids use the law to pick the spoiling/manipulative parent.
And a real "parent" must define access. This is where Halle needs to watch it. She's going to make questionable the nature of HER "real" parenting through the judicial system. She brought on the allegations, the burden of "proof" of G's credibility falls on her. She's too vindictive and controlling, right now, to see that.
For four years I was a legal court rep for severely abused/neglec children (ones already taken away from alch/druggie/sex assault/physical/neglect "parents" - fucking horror stories). Trust me, you would never want these scarred children to "select" who they are accessible to. Plus, the ones that aren't that scarred (say Nahla was 7 and asked this question) would be utterly confused as to why the onus is on her to select the "accessible parent". It gets real complicated real quick. We are the adults (allegedly) thus WE should be doing the just and right thing. This is where Gabriel's part plays, if he means well.
ETA: you don't want to put the onus of "selecting accessible parent" on children b/c they have not developed a real sense of LONG-TERM abstract "real love and parenting". They will select out of fear or influence.
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never liked her
all her movies SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK
looks w/o brains = PSYCHO WHINNY BITCH
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Family law details 'the parents access to the child' when it should be 'the childs access to the parents'.
If the courts are genuinely determined to put the childs needs first there has to be a change in the wording of the legislature. A child will always need a parent more than the parent needs the child.
Halle is a selfish, controlling bitch who is not considering the long term affects of restricting Nahla's access to her father.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:46pm.
... emotional problems that are a matter of record. She's the one who wanted to kill herself AND the dog over Dave Justice. She said so herself. She's the one who fled the scene of a crime for God knows what reason. She's the one who got her ass beat and never told the cops, but told various reporters. I'm not saying one can't recover from past emotional problems, but she has a history that can't be overlooked.
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This. Did she forget this shit?? You know what, don't care.
Gabriel: You reading our comments?? Use them in court. Do what you have to, to be there for your daughter the right way. Unfortunately, Halle's losing a lot of fans while pursuing her, thus far, unfounded warpath, and no innocent person/parent should tolerate warped bullshit for the sake of "control" and silence. This shit has been going on for too long in this fucking world.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 3:30pm.
Remember the way she loses her shit in Monster's Ball? Remember how EASILY she managed those scenes?
I'm sure she's exactly the same in real life.
Bitch is unhinged at best.
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Agree with Dirk!
You know she is throwing some Naomi Campbell tantrums!
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Halle is ten shades of crazy.
Gabriel, unless he is a secret psycho, I'm on his side. I'll have to go with the evidence, It was Halle who was jumping on other men literally right after their breakup. So, if anyone should be pissed with inappropriate people around his child, it would be Gabe.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:52pm.
Here's what I find so offensive about this: So many children don't have a father figure in their lives, or they have some dipstick who pops in and out when it's convenient but provides no real parenting, in all the ways that count.
Here is an apparently decent guy who loves his child and wants to be involved with her and this neurotic idiot would deny her child that? To punish him for dating KK for a NY minute?(which btw would be punishment enough. He had to try and make conversation with a wax dummy)
If Halle succeeds in severely restricting his access, the one who will suffer the most in this mess is the little girl, who will always wonder why Daddy wasn't around more. And as kids will do, she will assume at a very young age that it's because he doesn't love her because she's not good enough or pretty enough. Or, even worse, Halle may fill her head with nasty things about him; and frankly, the way she's behaving now, I wouldn't put it past her.
The relationship between a father and a daughter is *so* important to a girl's pyschological/emotional development and particularly to all the future relationships she will have with men.
Good one, Halle. Moron.
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*fires therapist*
*Hires shmoe*
Who's that guy who isn't holding the baby?
Here's what I find so offensive about this: So many children don't have a father figure in their lives, or they have some dipstick who pops in and out when it's convenient but provides no real parenting, in all the ways that count.
Here is an apparently decent guy who loves his child and wants to be involved with her and this neurotic idiot would deny her child that? To punish him for dating KK for a NY minute?(which btw would be punishment enough. He had to try and make conversation with a wax dummy)
If Halle succeeds in severely restricting his access, the one who will suffer the most in this mess is the little girl, who will always wonder why Daddy wasn't around more. And as kids will do, she will assume at a very young age that it's because he doesn't love her because she's not good enough or pretty enough. Or, even worse, Halle may fill her head with nasty things about him; and frankly, the way she's behaving now, I wouldn't put it past her.
The relationship between a father and a daughter is *so* important to a girl's pyschological/emotional development and particularly to all the future relationships she will have with men.
Good one, Halle. Moron.
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Submitted by cookiepuss on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:03pm.
She seems to pick men based primarily on their looks. I mean, has she been with anyone who wasn't STUNNING? This latest dude takes the cake, but he's not the only beauty in her history. Their not just handsome; these men are scary-gorgeous. It's not just a coincidence. She should look into that. Also, has she ever had a break up that wasn't a train wreck?
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Yes, sooo true.
David Justice: gorgeous athlete, who according to her was abusive. She says she seriously contemplated suicide after they split;
Eric Benet: Gorgeous singer/sex addict. Ummm..'nuff said.
Gabriel Aubry: Gorgeous model - apparently breaking the dysfunctional mould, but getting hammered by her anyway, as an "unfit parent"
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:24pm.
It's hard for Halle: since hooking up with Gabriel, her "dating value" has declined - now a single mom in her mid-40s who can't have any more children and Hollywood isn't easy on women as they age. Meanwhile, Gabriel's "dating value" has sky-rocketed: he's now a minor celebrity, what woman wouldn't feel flattered to date a guy who dated Halle, he's only in his mid-30s, he's shown himself to be a devoted dad, etc. Halle's always been crazy and the fact Gabriel is probably, on a lot of levels, doing better than she since their split no doubt pushes all her Totally Nuts buttons.------------------------------------
Ok, i am on the side of halle is probably crazy or neurotic or troubled at the least BUT..."dating value"??? She is still gorgeous and relatively young. Career wise in hollywood, maybe not good, but i think a lot of guys would not mind that she is not having more kids.
as for gabriel: hot, yes, crazy, who knows... but he doesn't seem like he's doing great or badly to me.
Gabriel looks harmless on the outside, but she does have a history of falling for abusive guys.
If she wants Aubry out of Nahla's life, it would be pretty simple to accomplish. DNA tests only take about 24 hours and less than $100.00 these days.
That baby is WAY too dark to be 3/4 white. Give me a break.
These people are mentally defective. I weep for their child.
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Team Gabe because Halle always struck me as coniving, manipulative and just plain batshit crazy.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
It's hard for Halle: since hooking up with Gabriel, her "dating value" has declined - now a single mom in her mid-40s who can't have any more children and Hollywood isn't easy on women as they age. Meanwhile, Gabriel's "dating value" has sky-rocketed: he's now a minor celebrity, what woman wouldn't feel flattered to date a guy who dated Halle, he's only in his mid-30s, he's shown himself to be a devoted dad, etc. Halle's always been crazy and the fact Gabriel is probably, on a lot of levels, doing better than she since their split no doubt pushes all her Totally Nuts buttons.
Little known fact about Gabriel: He grew up in foster care, and knows what a shitty childhood is like, so he's doing his best to make sure it's not replicated with Mommy Craziest.
Second of all, Halle began her career (according to an old National Enquirer insider) as a Hollywood hooker, so she's got little to slam Kim Kardashian about. Halle's into some weird shit herself and her reputation would take a hit if it's revealed. Hope it is.
Team Gabriel.
gabriel's side sounds so more convincing...i'll go with his side
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 2:52pm.
It's a known fact that the "pretty ones" are usually the crazy ones. Don't let thier beauty fool you. They'll cut yo a**! lol
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LOL
He should know. Speaking of Prince, didn't his ex just marry Halle's ex (Eric Benet)? Maybe that's another thing pissin' her off. Is he spending Halle's money on Prince's ex trophy wife cast-off?? How rude!! LMAO!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I'm kinda sad about this. Not the break-up, mind you. When pretty people break up, it makes me feel all warm inside. What makes me sad is that Halle seems broken. She seems to pick men based primarily on their looks. I mean, has she been with anyone who wasn't STUNNING? This latest dude takes the cake, but he's not the only beauty in her history. Their not just handsome; these men are scary-gorgeous. It's not just a coincidence. She should look into that. Also, has she ever had a break up that wasn't a train wreck? I don't think so. Very very sad that someone so beautiful and so talented is so broken that she can't accept of maintain a loving relationship.
I'm looking at her Mother for this.
That is all.