Gabriel Aubry Is Disappointed
The surprisingly nasty custody battle royale between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry just got another statement added to its file. Gabriel has responded to Halle's claims that she's concerned about leaving their daughter Nahla with him alone. Halle made it sound like Gabriel is brushing his golden locks with a silver comb in a mother of pearl mirror while Nahla is chewing on the strange plastic toy Kim Kardashian left at his house. Or something. But Gabriel wants you to know that Halle must be me morphing back into her Jungle Fever crack whore character, because she is spewing lies and he's a loving father who would never hurt his child. Gabriel's rep said that he's not going to air his shit out to the press, and then he kept talking. The statement from Access Hollywood.
"While Gabriel is disappointed in Halle's decision to falsely malign him publicly and for her own purposes, he refuses to be pulled into her dispute over a canceled film production. Gabriel also refuses to air their issues in the press as he believes this may ultimately harm their daughter. The fact is that Gabriel is a caring father who shares custody of Nahla.Gabriel fully believes that a consistent and balanced living situation and two loving parents are crucial for their child even if Ms. Berry feels otherwise. He will always defend his rights as a father and will always consider Nahla's best interest. Halle's continuing allegations in the press are untrue and irresponsible."
I really have nothing more to add. But mostly because my ass is pressed against that picture on my monitor and it's getting really hard to type upside down.
So. Yummy.
Strange plastic toy from Kim? Do you mean her silicon filled boobs? She can leave those things lying around? ewww!
Holy shit, I could lick on those abs all day long.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
The only reason I have reservations about supporting Gabriel all the way is because of Halle's track record. He can't be that great a guy -- because she picked him.
Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:16am.
Don't get nymphy. You have Hot Neighbor Man.
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Don't I fuckin' wish. LOL
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@ Lory - He's got more money than Halle does. He's the male Giselle Bundchen, plus Halle has a spending problem. Oprah had to pay her legal bills after her last hit-and-run, and Halle went on record as saying Gabriel told her to stop spending because she has an on-line shopping addiction.
HALLE BERRY UBER KUNT
ID GO GAY FOR THIS DUDE BUT THEN I GOTTA FIGHT SUCKFUCK FOR HIM SO FORGET IT
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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:38am.
I dunno, he strikes me as a gold-digging male ho. Halle is crazy but methinks she knows something we don't. Just because we haven't heard shitty stuff about him, it doesn't mean he is an angel. We know more about Berry because she has been in the media for a while now. He is just this n00b who, for all we know, eats babies for breakfast.
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Yeah, you have a point. We don't know that much about him. But the issue here isn't whether he's a gold-digger or he's a dimwit, it's whether it's in the child's best interests to have his access restricted.
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I dunno, he strikes me as a gold-digging male ho. Halle is crazy but methinks she knows something we don't. Just because we haven't heard shitty stuff about him, it doesn't mean he is an angel. We know more about Berry because she has been in the media for a while now. He is just this n00b who, for all we know, eats babies for breakfast.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I see Halle's pulling the race card over on TMZ. Not gonna work. There are enough people who like and support Gabriel in the business.
If she didn't want Nahla to have a father in her life then she should've used a sperm bank or adopted.
I 2nd the comment that "N" word is not part of a Canadian's vocabulary. I believe this to be a smear campaign that's after the same public's reaction to Mel's rant....good try, not gonna fly with me...
Hang in there, Gabriel. Nahla loves both her parents and any judge will see to it that shared custody continues.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:13am.
Holy shit, I'd ride him like Seabiscuit.
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Don't get nymphy. You have Hot Neighbor Man.
Holy shit, I'd ride him like Seabiscuit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 9:38am.
Uh, every thought I had about posting coherently just went slap out of my head.
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Me, too. I'm on his side-as if it matters-because Halle Berry is not a woman I respect. Gabriel strikes me as harmless. His incredible good looks are a bonus.
* wipes drool off wireless keyboard*
Uh, every thought I had about posting coherently just went slap out of my head.
*fans self*
There are reports that pretty boy used to call Halle the "N" word. Not pretty at all. If he did, then I take issue with that shit right there, his daughter is part of Halle's heritage. Would he want some jerk to call her such names?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
sorry about multiple posts... My bad
And YES I'd hit it and hit it and even let him slap me in the face wit it...
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
And YES I'd hit it and hit it and even let him slap me in the face wit it...
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
And YES I'd hit it and hit it and even let him slap me in the face wit it...
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
And YES I'd hit it and hit it and even let him slap me in the face wit it...
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
And YES I'd hit it and hit it and even let him slap me in the face wit it...
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
Damn. Gabriel is hot! When pretty people fight angels halos fall off.
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i lift things up and put them down...
UH-OH... There's a trouble brewing for Team Gabriel on TMZ. Matters of the Ex leaking a raging voicemail that Gabe left her after she outed his goldigging and womanizing ways.
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
UH-OH... There's a trouble brewing for Team Gabriel on TMZ. Matters of the Ex leaking a raging voicemail that Gabe left her after she outed his goldigging and womanizing ways.
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
Team Gabriel on this one. He stayed in the background the entire time they dated and he isn't the one who started trying to work public opinion through the media the last few weeks. Gabriel's press release makes him sound like the responsible one who's thinking about how this short term dispute will affect his daughter long term.
Saw an interview Halle gave from Sept 2010 & she talked about what a great Dad he is & she wanted Nahla to grow up with a father, because she didn't! I love him!
"Let's hit the fuckin' road!" Frank Booth
He needs to drop that towel so we can all work this thing out peacefully.
As Judge Judy would say to Halle's crazy ass "You're the one that picked him."
I don't get a bad vibe off him at all so, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. I bet Halle is just angry because he stopped caving into her every whim and desire and told her to go shove it for a change.
Nice, concise legal statement. Grammar intact. Meh. Any legal secretary and $50.
MK IS GABRIEL RUBBERY SHAGGING KIM KARDASHIAN WHAAAA????????
OMG visions of them grinding each other's asses into teh carpet. No wonder Halle doesn't want Nahla toddling in on that!
hmm this article is saying gabe saved crazy voicemails from when halle called uhohhh haha i'd lovee for them to get leaked i'm sure its beyondd psycho
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352636/Is-Halle-Berrys-jea...
That's his "I can't believe Kim Kardashian just left my apartment and told me to call" regret face, LOL.
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Mmmmm.... MK upside down on a keyboard... arrrrggghh.....
A sad douche clown in that photo, lol. He reminds me too much of the wimpy dudes in my adopted country. Pretty but no back bone. He does give off a good dad vibe, though, and I hope he isn't kept from his daughter because mom is being a jerk. As long as the other parent isn't hurting the child nor allowing others to hurt the child (dating psychos, for example), you sometimes just have to suck up the "god, I had kids with a douche and I hate him but he's still their father and kids need their fathers." Yes, I was married to a douche but we get along for the sake of the kids. He wasn't even a pretty douche. :(
I'm just asexual when it comes to celebrities. He looks like a douche.
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He looks like he's about to hurl. I'm about to hurl looking at this pic - not hot
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I have nothing to say other than to leave this fine man behind is a shame, a fucking shame! If he was my baby daddy, I be keeping him!
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Poor Halle - she married an evil homosexual who was only looking to take her money!
Also didn't Halle used to rave about what a good dad Gabriel was/is? And didn't he go with Halle to London, after they had split, to look after the kid while she was filming a movie? Halle could have simply hired a nanny but Gabriel obviously wanted to be there and look after her himself.
I have seen loads of pics of Gabriel with the kid and he always looked like he adored her. I don't get a dead-beat dad vibe with this dude.
He seems like a good guy. Anyway I hope everybody survives the Death Storm of 2011! Good night!
The man is gorgeous...one of Canada's finest exports, lol. Halle's an idiot for letting him go. Everyone seems to say he's a really nice guy, so I hope he gets to see his daughter as much as he wants.
Another Britney or K-Fed parental custodian hearing?
Does Cray-Cray Berry really want to go there?
Bitch just needs to go make that movie and screw another hot dude until he realizes she's riding the Zoloft express and let's "her" dump "him".
Well done, Oliver. Well done, indeed.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Smoke a bowl, Halle, damn. But don't drive, puta.
As ever, Halle Krazee.
Jesus H Christ that's one hell of a hot man. I could drool over that pic all damn day. He is so delicious, I would love a slice of THAT pie baby! How can one man be so damn gorgeous!
*Sigh*... a girl can dream.
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LOL at all the womens reactions to this pic!
From a guys point of view though this statement makes him a good guy...
"Gabriel also refuses to air their issues in the press as he believes this may ultimately harm their daughter".
This is how a normal parent would try to protect their kid.
Would someone kindly remove MK's jizz from the crack of Gabe's last ab?
I'm trying to concentrate here.
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"Just wait till one of their children disappear. They won't be calling me fake then!" The classy "Medium" Allison DuBois
Submitted by Fraggle on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 9:32pm.
My money is on Nahla leaving Halle to live with Pa when she's old enough to speak for herself on her own behalf. Just wait until that child's beauty trumps H.B.'s! Mommy Dearest heeeeere we come.
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Mommy Dearest is right! I'm totally willing to bet that if Nahla is *too* beautiful, that Halle would go nuts inside, if not outside...
And lol@ all the towel comments. Man, he is good looking. I admitted that he was objectively handsome but didn't personally find him attractive at first, but he's definitely grown on me. Normal, sensible, gorgeous... I'm pretty sure any woman who wasn't insane would stick around.
He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed (mentally) and Halle's got some issues (re: past relationships), but I hope they can do what's right for Nahla or they can go ask Laurence Fishburne how Chippie D is doing these days.
In the meantime, Mr. Aubrey, why don't you take that towel off and get comfy right next to me...