Did Charlie Sheen Sneeze Into Zachary Quinto's Face?

Zachary Quinto's make-up artist obviously spent hours carefully brushing and deep conditioning the svelte otters over his eyes and didn't have time to make sure that the camera flashes would not catch one of the secrets to his beauty: pressed powder (or whatever the hell that is). I know that it's easy for ones' wrist to go weak while they get lost in the luscious follicles of mink hair clinging to his brow, but that make-up artist had a job to do! Blend that mess.

Quinto's at his big premiere for Margin Call in Berlin with Paul Bettany, Kevin Spacey and Jeremy Irons, and he looks like he just finished reenacting the cokeater scene from Scarface. Or like he just tossed the Pillsbury Doughboy's salad. It's a good thing Jeremy Iron's hot boots were there to slightly take the focus away.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 02/13/2011 - 5:37am.

Actors of yore were under a studio system; quite different than what we have now. Many things are in "our face" now because of technology, not just famewhoring and bad(der) behaviour of celebrities and celebutards.

Submitted by Goldshift on Sun, 02/13/2011 - 5:28am.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:05am.

ONTD is so fucking cheap to steal jokes verbatim like that....and the comments are overrun by retards.
ZQ is one ugly sister who most likely suffers from severe tinymeat, but those brows are fucking ready for their closeup!
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Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 11:49pm.

Whoever he is he needs to blow or wipe his nose before he steps infront of the paps. He should know they live for stories like this. Unless he is too wasted to even realize it. He should fire his help.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 10:27pm.

@ Bjork You ,

let's get something straight here. I am not saying the actors of the golden era were not sluts and promiscuous and shamelessly self indulgent, all I am saying is that they still at least made the effort at maintaining class on the outside in the way they portrayed themselves. Whatever was done, was done behind closed doors - it wasnt part of their image upon which they'd get headline news in tabloids. Today everything is into your face, vulgar, tasteless. These dudes are going to a premiere looking like they just rolled out of bed and threw something on - messy hair, half grown out beard and dirty complexion. And the one guy in a suit looks like a clown.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:58pm.

Oh! I thought MK was talking about the huge coke booger in his nose. I didn't even notice the powder on his face!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:44pm.

Thanks bjork I also forgot if he was the guy who banged the Geldoff little slutty daughter.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:14pm.

Submitted by vidz on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:42am.
Someone might have said this already but it it's from Make Up Forever's HD Microfinish loose powder. That shit is immaculate on screen but shows up terribly using a flash, especially when no well blended.

Seriously? no kidding. I use that stuff all the time...got a freebie with my Sephora purchase...and it works like a charm. Good thing I'm not ever photographed much.

love me some Paul Bettany.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 3:50pm.

And poor Carole Lombard (love her). He got around, too. He was fuck buddies with my girl, Joan Crawford, who got around a lot, too. (She fucked that big borefest Glenn Ford. Sorry, but he stinks up "Gilda" for me.)

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl: "A class-less act. I was looking at pictures of Clark Gable and Montogomey Clift - they had class and galmour and somehow deserved the name Hollywood in there. The male actors of today have no class, no etiquette, no dignity..."

Let's not get wax rhapsodic about Hollywood of yore. Those bad boys of the 30s, along with gangster films, inspired the Hays Code. Gable was a big homophobe, had halitosis, and had an out-of-wedlock baby (hate the term "bastard" and "illegitmate") with that sanctimonious turd Loretta Young. She tried to play it off, but the kid had big-ass ears like her dad.
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Yeah, I guess when Vivian Leigh was struggling mightily in his arms, in Gone With the Wind, she was trying to get downwind of him. Peeeeuuuw!!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 3:44pm.

Submitted by GreenFairy: "To look at this douchebag makes me physically ill!
I'll never be able to erase the utter delusional BS he spewed while fucking on that gross Geldorf whore... disgusting!"

No, no GreenFairy, I think you're confusing Sylar with Eli Roth. The only Geldof that Sylar (Quinto) would be fucking on is Bob. Trust.

Roth:
http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/eli_roth.jpg

Quinto:
http://img401.imageshack.us/i/73008686db6.jpg/sr=1

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 3:40pm.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl: "A class-less act. I was looking at pictures of Clark Gable and Montogomey Clift - they had class and galmour and somehow deserved the name Hollywood in there. The male actors of today have no class, no etiquette, no dignity..."

Submitted by GreenFairy on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:28pm.

To look at this douchebag makes me physically ill!

I'll never be able to erase the utter delusional BS he spewed while fucking on that gross Geldorf whore... disgusting!

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:04pm.

All the HD powder in the world can't explain away the coke boulder lodged in his nostril...

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Submitted by TimC on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 1:44pm.

Those eyebrows are freaky and unnatural. I was an eyebrow connoisseur long before DListed came a long. But my rule is: if they ain't natural, put a bag over your head.

I don't know what anyone sees in him, or Irons. JI has NO LIPS. Or maybe he has lips, but they face the inside of his mouth. And I'm just noticing he has a nose just like the butterscotch stallion guy from the 90s. Maybe I'd hit it, but only in some kinky twittard fantasy about being attacked by vampires or zombies. I take it back, not even then.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 11:43am.

A class-less act. I was looking at pictures of Clark Gable and Montogomey Clift - they had class and galmour and somehow deserved the name Hollywood in there. The male actors of today have no class, no etiquette, no dignity...openly sleep around, whore around, hookers and porn stars are their companions, they divorce their wives to get with 25 year old bimbettes and they show up to movie premieres with unfinished make residue on their faces. Pathetic.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 11:39am.

He is gay as a debutante and he has a booger sticking out of his left nostril.
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Submitted by sensen on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:41am.

He has a booger.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:49am.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:41am.
What was she thinking? That white powder stands out like Susan Boyle at a Li'l Wayne concert.

HAHAHA...my first good laugh of the morning.

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Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:47am.

Paul Bettany looks good in these. And is this what Zachary Quinto really looks like? Hmm, he looks a zillion times better as Spock. I thought Spock was cute while watching the movie but in real life this is a no-go. Not that surprising, Nicole Kidman is the same way. Porcelain doll on screen, frizzy hair and over-botoxed face in real life.

Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:47am.

Jeremy Irons...that hideous outfit would look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor ;)

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:20am.

Good video for anyone interested in the Make Up Forever HD powder. It makes your skin purdy (just stay away from falsh).

http://youtu.be/fM4foAf1tHc

If it weren't for youtube I think I'd be makeup challenged.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:08am.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:32am.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:27am

Ew.

I don't know who Henry Cavil is, but that's gross. No one gives a fuck what wets your yeasty panties, hos. That site is a shithole.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:02am.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:27am

No. I was sent to a Henry Cavill post by someone on IMDB who was having a go at the "whore of ONTD", and every post was like an excerpt from their masturbation fantasies. It was bizarre. I wanted to shake them and say "you're never meeting this person in real life", but I guess whatever floats their boat and that. I'm surprised most of those chicks are over 18. I thought most people grew out of that.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:57am.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:23am.

If by "crazy" you mean lots of dumb comments and moving gifs of Harry Potter - you're right ;)
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:53am.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 9:05am.

Those chicks and gays, mostly chicks, are NUTS. They make the hos of Dlisted look like nuns.

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:35am.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:31am.

Jeremy Irons is a hot slut, too. Bitches, take notes.

Also, I remember when commercials shot for regular TV showed up on HD. The colors were all off and it looked really weird and harsh. My favorite was the Gardasil commercial.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 7:11am.

What was she thinking? That white powder stands out like Susan Boyle at a Li'l Wayne concert. First Nicole Kidman, then Uma Thurman, and now Sylar. What is the world coming to?

Submitted by toni on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 6:20am.

Some crazy make up artist told him, Oh just let me get rid of that shine, that or he is fucking with us.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:39am.

Zach Quinto can sneeze on me anytime. Just sayin'.

Submitted by Chucks on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:34am.

This guy is an alien pod or something.

Submitted by trixy lv on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:31am.

Why does it look like his ears are trying to turn themselves inside out?

Submitted by JeanGenie on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:23am.

I'm sorry I can't love another Spock, I love Nimoy's too much. Quinto's not bad, and the Abrahams' Star Trek gets a pass just because I adore Simon Pegg, but I loved TOS too much to have love for this reboot.

I love Jeremy Irons. Can't help it. I guess I'd do him even when he hits 100 years. Sinead Cusack is a lucky woman.
And Spacey will always be one of my favourite actors, so this is definitely a company of men I would like to hang with.

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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 5:19am.

Comments: I never cared too much about eyebrows--unless they were unibrows--until I came to dlisted. I don't know if I love Zach's or hate them, but they are very interesting. Thanks to whomever supplied the info about the HD powder. In a past life, I worked as a makeup artist. Mistakes happen. I once put foundation on a woman and it turned her face green. Kevin Spacey reminds me of the quiet, bachelor principal I had in high school that was very nice, but kept you at arm's length. Nobody knew what was going on in his life till he suddenly got ill in our junior year and died of AIDS that same year. It was 1985 (yes, I'm that old), and no one we knew had AIDS, so we were quite shocked. He really was the nicest man, though.

And Irons's boots are not hot.

Submitted by vidz on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 4:12am.

Someone might have said this already but it it's from Make Up Forever's HD Microfinish loose powder. That shit is immaculate on screen but shows up terribly using a flash, especially when no well blended.

Although the albino bats in his cave are grossing me out, like a true eyebrow afficionado, I love Zach.I think he's super sexy.

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Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 3:22am.

Some bitch just got fired.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 2:07am.

Mmm, crusty coke boogers.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 1:34am.

I didn't know other blogs ripped whole MK posts

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/56116019.html#comments

Submitted by TimC on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 1:03am.

Why does Kevin Spacey look like PeeWee Herman all of a sudden? I'd say he def had some plastic surgery, but I can't say what's changed.

Submitted by Eddie on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:59am.

I wouldn't exactly call him a star

Submitted by SuperJ on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:36am.

It's Make Up For Ever HD Microfinish Powder- Skin Transforming Powder. A little goes a long ways. And yes, these stars makeup artists should know better.
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Submitted by Wonder Woman on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:17am.

wow..he looks alot like eli roth...

*drunk and depressed*

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Submitted by bigkidney on Sat, 02/12/2011 - 12:15am.

I do NOT get this! WTH is up with celebs and that powder on their faces???? Is it just some kind of magical powder that is invisible to 'real-time' people yet visible only on blogs? Like disappearing ink? WTF??? Someone needs to explain this NOW!!!

Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:52pm.

The visible chunks or crumbs inside his nostril are grossing me out.

Submitted by KA on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 11:44pm.

Definitely HD powder. How can these make-up artists not know this by now? and wow - those are some power brows!

Submitted by dlaugher on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:32pm.

Enough is enough!
Stop WHITE-FACED MAKEUP CELEBRITY SCREW-UP syndrome!

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:30pm.

Ah thank you Lucifer. :-)

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:28pm.

Oh, for fucks sake!

How did I forget he played fucking SPOCK!!!? I lovED Abrams' STAR TREK.

Burn my butt with a butane flame. I LOVE this man! He can wear all the powder he wants.
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:17pm.

He's a good Spock, and he's not a famewhore. No problem with him.

Mebbe the white stuff is moisterizer? I have eyelid eczema and sometimes I look just like.

Jeremy, dude, you look like an aged biker there. Not flattering!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 02/11/2011 - 10:06pm.

I like him as Spock.

That is all.

lolz on the cokeface. Whoopsie!

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