The Return Of The VADGE!!!!
Lady Caca can have the silicone Klingon wishbones on her forehead, but the original Madonna is showing her how to keep it simply elegant by lifting, separating and stuffing her 52-year-old labia into a one-piece that a trampy granny wears when the plumber comes to visit. MONA ROBINSON, eat this!
This is the kind of hot outfit that Blanche Devereaux wore to give a dying lover his last rites, among other things. And Vadge pairing it with a vest made of Baby Jesus' conditioned nut hairs was a good move.
Here's more of Madge bringing her vadge out of hibernation and flashing her first-degree Joan Rivers face with Lourdes at Vanity Fair's post-Oscar party last night. And the Miss Cleo in me can read your thoughts. Why would Lourdes be embarrassed? Just like us, she's used to her mom dressing like a horny old ho.
I would be embarassed to go anywhere with my mother looking like that
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louise: yes, I saw that. The Compound. I wonder how Denise feels about that? Do you think he was told not to smoke, he was itching to light up and at the end the tmz guy told him "wait till we're done (or down)"
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
I dare anyone to find just ONE photo of Madonna without the dyed black roots.
The daughter has poor posture. Her hair looked better when it wasn't dyed blue-black. The dress is too short.
K. Thx. Bye.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
"Need we say more" sums it up, Charlie.
How old is Lourdes? She does look really uncomfortable being paraded out like Vadges' latest
accessory.
I like that MK is calling her Vadge again. I believe I remember a time when he stopped.
OT - And Kelly Osb. on the right hand side ad here looks like she should be on one of those Maury "Guess Who was born a BOY" shows. Way to tuck in the back fat, Tree Trunk.
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Submitted by Centaurious: I do feel sorry for guys who are small. I mean, a girl can be flat-chested, but as long as her cooch is in good working order, she's good to go.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:08pm.
louise, I'm starting to think it's all a big joke?
maybe?
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I really don't know. He seems sincere and I really never thought he was that good of an actor.
Are you still watching? Now it sounds like he wants to build some kind of Big Love type compound for him and all his kids.
So Charlie is fighting a legal battle in his backyard? RFLMAO. Just move your whole frickin family to the Bunny Ranch, you stupid manwhore.
louise, I'm starting to think it's all a big joke?
maybe?
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Lourdes looks uncomfortable
bet vadge dressed her in the shortest skirt that she could get Lourdes to wear
Looks like she wants to say *mom! everyone can smell your old lady parts hanging out*
And you *know* vadge hits on her boy friends
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:56pm.
Jana, what is that in your avie? It looks like it might be funny, but I can't tell.
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it's actually my black lab, Flo. He is a goof. :)
OMG!! What is wrong with me? I thought it was some scuba diving guy who got landlocked. Like he got drunk and passed out in the bushes. LOL. Cool, Flo.
Lourdes is über-flawless. She will be famous her entire life, largely for doing nothing other than being Madonna's daughter. She is the scion of a new celebrity dawn, the messianic birthright of her lineage a testament to her pure celebrity embodiment of being and I, for one, look forward to growing old with her. Unlike...
...her tacky fucking mother, who is looking like Elizabeth Báthory as a vampire bride, dressed as a Russian mail-order-hooker, with shades of Priscilla Presley lining her Kabuki mask of a face like the damning harbingers of aging wrinkling her swamp hag manhands. Go away, you lame bitch. Your music has sucked for official decades now. Time to fucking hang your saggy labia up and let it go. At least if you went away with dignity we could trash Lady GaGa and say "She's no Madonna!" As it is, you've ruined your entire legacy aside from the firey half-Latin spitfire borne of your prophecied cooch. Way to suck at life. Let us have your daughter, and you can gracefully go away with your boatloads of cash, never to be seen again in the tranquilic and serene monotony of your quietly anonymous retirement/semi-enforced exile. Dried up harridan bitch, if you could pop out a decent melody or not seem like such an uptight "No TV!@#?!#@!#" slunt with your fake accent bullshit perhaps we could still find you vaguely permissible for certain occasions.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:56pm.
yes, Lourdes is Cherdashian
*NAILED* Shit tripled. Just wondering how much Vadge and Lordy spend per month on hair removal. That brow is going to be a life long struggle innit.
You had me at Blanche Devereaux !
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
Charlie Sheen on tmz live rightnow being crazy
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OMG "It's WINNING. Are you guys starting to get the concept?? I'm mean, I'm sorry my life is so bitchin'. So much more bitchin' then yours. You should have planned better."
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:46pm.
The 7 minutes of pretentious SciFi wannabe bullshit I just sat through makes Madonna look so much better.
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Exactly!! At this point, Madonna can do whatever she wants. Bitch has a better body than Lady Caca. I watch the trainwreck "Swept Away" this wkend. I really enjoyed Madonna getting slapped around (even though I certainly dont condone such behavior in real life).
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
Charlie Sheen on tmz live rightnow being crazy
OMG. Thanks! When is he going to stop?
I love this slutty, shameless look. You go memaw! Better this than the phony English rose look or the holy Kabala-la-la bullshit we got for years.
Lourdes....could look better. She's too tall and broad-shouldered for this dress. She has a banging bod but this dress does her no favors. Plus she covers up her beautiful eyes, skin, and hair with too much makeup and product. Nice trick I see there, Madonna--the ol' "style my daughter badly so I look hotter" schtick. I see how it is.
Lourdes is great! Her daddy is hot too. Madonna should have stayed with Carlos Leon, seriously. I can live with Madonna's slutty Norma Desmond look. She should keep that up. It's something I could aspire to.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 1:01pm.
Charlie Sheen on tmz live rightnow being crazy
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AWESOME! I can't wait for more pearls of wisdom.
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twerk those stumps!
Charlie Sheen on tmz live rightnow being crazy
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
she looks like the jenner-kardashians, not the kardashian-jenners.
There I fixed it.
Lourdes looks pretty enough but she really needs to do something about those Sasquatch eyebrows she's got going on. Can't hate on a kid that seems pretty put together considering who her Mom is. She definitely looks a little embarrassed with her Mom though. lol
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:56pm.
Jana, what is that in your avie? It looks like it might be funny, but I can't tell.
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it's actually my black lab, Flo. He is a goof. :)
Snap, P.T. Bull!!
If Lourdes' dress was about 4" longer, I'd like it. But what the hell, has that macrobiotic diet she's been raised on caused her rickets or something? Thumbnail #6 looks like she has cat leg.
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"Bingo! I'm here to collect." - crackety cracked Charlie Sheen
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:53pm.
Sure she looks good, if you like that kind of shiny cutlet thing going on.
I'm getting that Priscilla Presley vibe.
Yes on the tired old crucifix look.
The brown/black roots are a fake out. Her roots are really grey.
That's just silly enough to be true. LOL.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick ... Actually these old fake bitches dye their roots black to make it look like they don't have grey. And yes, they really do that. I know a hair colorist with high profile clients. Vadge is probably very grey if she went natural.
she looks like the jenner-kardashians, not the kardashian-kardashians.
Lourdes is beautiful although as someone else said, here she is looking like a cross between Cher and the Kardassians. The dress is fine, it's the makeup and shoes that make it all look too old for her.
Madonna: put it away love, we've seen it already.
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"don't even try shitting on my rainbow!!" ~ Fucking_Classy
Jana, what is that in your avie? It looks like it might be funny, but I can't tell.
yes, Lourdes is Cherdashian
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:48pm.
And she couldn't touch up her dark roots??? WTF???
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Actually these old fake bitches dye their roots black to make it look like they don't have grey. And yes, they really do that. I know a hair colorist with high profile clients. Vadge is probably very grey if she went natural. Lourdes sure got ugly.
I'm glad Madonna's muscled, veiny-phase has passed. They both look great.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:52pm.
I'm not the first one to notice she brought her daughter Cher along... ;)
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She looks like what Chastity was supposed to look like pre-op.
Madonna looks like she just hit menopause. Remember when Cher turned into Flubber when she hit menopause? It's coming for you Madgina!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
Lol CUPCAKEY Just on DWTS
If they were dating I'd start eating RIGHT NOW
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OH! Whew! I was starting to look for signs of the Apocalypse!
Sure she looks good, if you like that kind of shiny cutlet thing going on. Her ego has well and truly surpassed her visage as evidenced by her "flashing her first-degree Joan Rivers face". And now I plan to retire from giving a damn.
I'm not the first one to notice she brought her daughter Cher 2.0 along--including the dress Cher wore while singing her 1973 hit Half Breed... ;)
That back view of madge's dress makes a nicely buff and round behind look like something from a medical oddities book.
Lourdes looks like a pre surgery Kardashian
Madonna needs to retire or something, I hate it when mothers try to dress or act like their teen daughters sad really
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Lol CUPCAKEY Just on DWTS
If they were dating I'd start eating RIGHT NOW
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"Rawb looks a little BUTTERY!!" Jacko 2/16/11
Lourdes is a cutie. Madonna is doing the post-menopausal mother of a teenage daughter thing wrong.
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Malcolm Tucker's Law:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe3Ou9xBAlI&feature=related
B+ for effort
And she couldn't touch up her dark roots??? WTF???
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
The daughter seems cute and well adjusted..I think the dad carlos is decent. He did a good job. Madonna looks lumpy and pricilla presleyish in closeups of the face sometimes. No more calling her vadge it is too much like that loser writer on celebitc hy who uses vadge, dong and other weird childidh phrases ad nauseum.kaiser sucks.
Madonna looks awesome and Lourdes is gorgeous!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Madge must feel SO old when she looks at Lourdes. HAHA!
That girl still needs a tweezer.
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twerk those stumps!
Madonna needs to keep with this route - the surgery is not too distracting, and I am liking the slutty Norma Desmond look. People over a certain age get a free pass from me, and I pray I look as doinkable when I am her age.
Having said all that, I feel for Lourdes. All I had to deal with from my mom when I was a pre-teen/teenager was a poorly executed home perm; I don't know how I would have dealt with my mom squeezed into fishnets & a black widow peignoir set.
And Lourdes is absolutely bee-yootiful. She is absolutely the most perfect "smoosh" of Carlos Leon and Madonna. She looks like she could have been painted by Modigliani.
Yawn. Madonna just being Madonna, 100 years later. Doing the same old tired shit. ZZzzzZZzzz.
Wake up granny, you're not getting any younger. It amazes me to see how plenty of women like her, are terrified of time. Funny enough, she looks her age no matter how much botox or plastic surgery she pays for. She just looks like a stretched-out old woman.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.