Aubrey O'Day Is A Gifted Actress
And apparently when Aubrey O'Day switches on the manufactured fury her face morphs into a constipated Miley Cyrus. You learn something new. Outside of Katsuya in Hollywood last night, the former jewel of Diddy's harem got into a fight with the boyfriend of one of her "All About Aubrey" co-stars. To say that this is more choreographed than Tom Cruise's marriages is a damn understatement.
You can practically hear Aubrey's internal voice chanting, "1, 2, 3, yell! 5,6,7, push!" So real. So raw. So Meryl Streep-esque. The scene is so captivating that the woman in the back is picking the kobe beef bits out of her teefs while wondering if she should get a scoop of the Cotton Candy or a cup of the Baseball Nut (that name...) at Baskin-Robbins after this shit wraps.
I thought the woman in the back was gagging herself with her pinkie--at the thought that one more brainless, shallow, and pointless ignoramus has attained fame.
Like many of you, I used to be all like "who?" when MK posted about Aubrey. That was almost a week ago, until I got the flu.
One of my guilty pleasures is that show called Snapped, so I sorta woke up last Sunday morning, downed a bunch of couch syrup, turned on the tv and thought I'd leave it on until the obligatory Sunday Snapped marathon began.
Even after the copious amount of cough syrup, I couldn't pass out until then, however and Audrey's how came on... I was too weak to change the channel, so I just watched it. It was the first episode.
I could not believe how gorgeous she is without make-up.
I can also relate to being chunky due to being an emotional eater. It sucks, it's helpless to understand what my problem is, because I still cannot control the impulse to eat half a bag of rice crispies in one sitting for dinner.
She auto-tunes sings, she's relatable, could be pretty without the plastic, has a reality show. So that's Aubrey. Another pop-tartlet, which some might hate for who she is, or some might like her despite who she is, like me.
I know this makes me have bad taste, I know :\
yeah, Candi, that's a good reason to dislike her. Dhe was the reason the musical genius of Danity Kane broke up! The music world will never be the same.
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"I want you to know, I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
This bitch dyed her dog colors and jerked him off for a sperm donation... The Soup needs to just stop with this woman.
she is a pathetic, selfish loser that was the main cause of danity kane breaking up. she is a famewhore and let the success get to her head. and now she is just slutty and her music career is over. up next- porn. that'll be the only option she has left soon.
So is the chick next to her The Ugly Friend? You know, the friend(s) that insecure, Me-Only bitches always take along with them to ensure that *they* will be considered "the hottest one"? If so, excellent choice, down to the beige heels and gigantic "I-Love-Cash" lamé purse. Men dig those.
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You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
"All About Aubrey"? Why?
Who dis ho?
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You think Honey Badger cares? Honey Badger don't give a shit.
she looked soooo much better the first one or two seasons of making the band. now she's the typical, inflated lips and tits famewhore.
her eyes look like they stink.
Ugh, I was hoping she would go away and now she has her own show. Seeing the way she transformed on making the band was the DEFINITION of a little fame getting to someone's head. Now she looks like she belongs on back page of hustler magazine.
That being said...I don't think she is fat, she was just so tiny b4. The ginormous implants are not helping her cause as they make her look larger than she is.
I've seen this girl in person (like 2 feet away)when she did a club appearance in Boston. She was a 4-6 but looked a trim 12 in pictures. At most now she is a size 8, maybe 130 lbs. When you're 5'4" in Hollywood and not a professionl dancer, its a miserable life to be under 110 lbs. Even with all the dancing she does (even though its less than Usher or old-school Britney dancing) she has to have the willpower to eat no junk food and have not a single drink when she's doing club appearances night after night. Some regularly done pilates might help to offset the body fat percentage.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Millions of Milkshakes photo-op in 5..4..3.
Aren't all of her friends on that sh*t show of hers transvestites? There's a saying about how a woman who has no female friends can't be trusted or is an insecure whore who constantly has to surround herself with the male species...but what if your male friends consider themselves to be "females"? Just asking.
------------------------------------------"What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”
-Charlie "Winning" Sheen
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 3:16pm.
I'll never understand the need to be a fameho.
Ha! So true.
Did anyone see those exquisite creatures in the background in photo #9?!
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I like boring things.
I'll never understand the need to be a fameho.
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"... a kidney stone that was expelled by the mind of M. Night Shamalamadingdong ..."
I can't believe she has a show. Oxygen sure loves trash.
zachhcaz: HAHA! omg, its all lumpy and lopsided!
zachhcaz: HAHA! omg, its all lumpy and lopsided!
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 2:08pm.
two words: blow jobs!
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Ha Ha Ha - I was going to say: On her knees!!
Great minds and all
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If all dogs go to heaven, should Michael Vick be worried about making the cut?
Who is this person and why is there an entry on her
and WHY is she wearing one of my grandmas casino buffet night jackets!?
Wow shes a little fattie isint she? and I have no idea who the fuck she is! but she is not attractive. especially in the face area.
she got fat.
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"I want you to know, I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
"woman in the back is picking the kobe beef bits out of her teefs while wondering if she should get a scoop of the Cotton Candy or a cup of the Baseball Nut (that name...) at Baskin-Robbins after this shit wraps."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
What is that stupid thing on her forehead? Does she think it makes her look exotic?
Bitch needs to quit McDonalds. She's short and can't afford the 15 extra pounds.
I don't know who this gutter trollop is. I want to throw my hot chocolate on her.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Who is she?
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
It's a shame...she use to be so pretty and fresh faced before that making the band bullshit
Who is that? She looks like Snooki's second cousin.
Check out the forehead in thumb #9. Dude has a bigger glabella than Piltdown Man.
I hate television nowadays. there are like 3 good shows, everything else is CRAP.
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"I want you to know, I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 03/17/2011 - 1:57pm.
How the fuck did this woman get a show?
two words: blow jobs!
:P
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"I'm bisexual myself; if you buy me something, I become sexual!" - GloZell
How she did not turn into a pillar of salt the instant she set foot on Lionel Barrymore's sidewalk star is beyond me.
Has she always been this chubby?
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If all dogs go to heaven, should Michael Vick be worried about making the cut?
Who?
The old whore picking pubes out of her teefs in the background is hysterical.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
How the fuck did this woman get a show?
I'd rather watch snot dry on a tissue.
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"I want you to know, I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."