Practically All Of The Spice Girls Are Knocked Up
Posh Spice is eating for one, Baby's having a baby, and now Scary Spice has announced that she has also caught fetus fever. SPICE UP YOUR OVARIES! The state of Sporty and Ginger's uterus is unknown at this time, but I have a feeling it won't be long for tiny hands to slap a DO NOT DISTURB sign over their wombs. When they signed their souls over to Simon Fuller, the fine print on their contract stated that they must birth heirs to the Spice Girls throne at the same time. Having seen the Spice Girls in concert, I can say with confidence that the Spice Babies will probably be better at lip-synching than their predecessors.
Scary Spice used Hello Magazine (via The Sun) to announce that she and her husband of 3.5 years Stephen Belafonte (no relation to Shari) will have a brand new baby friend in their arms this summer. Scary already has a 12-year-old daughter named Phoenix Chi and a three-year-old daughter with Eddie Murphy named Angel Iris. This will be her first with Stephen and she's under the sun about it!
"We're really excited. We wouldn't have planned and waited for four yours to have a baby if we weren't really excited about it and ready for it. Even though you can never really be truly ready.
I haven't fully decided if I want to know (the sex of the baby) or not. I'm over the first trimester, so I'm past the shady three months and on to safe territory. The first three months, I was pretty sick and tired, to be honest, which I've never been before. I'm always broody. Hopefully, I'm going to be pregnant by the end of this year, or, if not, next year. I love kids."
My favorite part of this news is the comments it has produced over at The Sun. Some people can't believe that Scary is going to have three kids with three different fathers (example: "Having 3 kids by 3 different fathers is nothing to be proud of, love")!!!!!! The hell are they throwing shade at? Of course this is something to be proud of! It means that Scary has equal opportunity ovaries and an International womb house of fetuses in her body. That is something to be proud of, love.
Besides, just think of the baby names Scary will come up with. She's already got a Phoenix Chi and an Angel Iris, so I'm thinking she's going to go with either Tuscon Tai Latte or Buffy Pupil.