Sex Tapes

There's a little video floating around the internet of allegedly Dlisted favorite Kerry Katona touching her naughty bits all inside. First of all, I'm not sure it's her. Second of all, if it is homegirl needs a straight-up wax. One thing that makes me think it's not Kerry is that the woman is using the phone and touching herself at the same time. Kerry's brain is not capable of doing two things at once. Click here to see the NSFW tape! VIA Totally NSFW

Here's a preview of the sex tape Kim Kardashian denied, but later admitted to. This is the tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J. It's said to include a little golden showers.

Don't worry, there's nothing graphic on the preview. Well, except for Kim's shelf-ass.

Vivid will put out the entire situation on DVD February 28th. It will be called "Kim Kardashian Superstar."

Kim says she's "blindsided" by the sale. Um...your blindsides, cause you got piss in your eyes.

Kim Kardashian is a damn slut of a liar. She swore that a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J, did not exist. She's singing a different tune. She's now saying there are tapes, but that she isn't involved in selling them.

She said, "Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business."

There have been multiple reports that Kim is involved is selling the tape hoping to make some cash. SugarDVD and Joe Francis have been names rumored to be interested in buying the tape.

She went on to say, "I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Of course it's not about the money. Kim saw how Paris Hilton became an overnight celebrity due to sucking dick on camera. I think she wants a piece of that. The tape is also said to feature Kim and Ray-J performing a little water sports. Golden showers y'all!!!

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Kim Kardashian told TMZ that she isn't involved in selling an alleged sex tape between her and Ray J. I posted earlier that a tape of the two was confirmed and showed them in various states of sex including golden showers....yes pee pee fun. Kim didn't deny that a tape doesn't exist, but she said she would love to see what they have.

She also said, "There is no tape being shopped. Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me."

Kim is currently dating Nick Cannon.

Kim has previously denied that a tape of sex exists. What a liar mouth! Who wants to see that tape anyway? Actually...I kind of do. I want to see Kim get a big glob of urine on her face!

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Kim Kardashian has denied away that a sex tape featuring herself and Whitney Houston's new lover, Ray-J, exists. TMZ is confirming that the tape is real and currently being shopped around. Apparently, the tape features several sexual acts including water sports. No, I'm not talking about water polo...I'm talking about a ho straight-up being pissed on!

SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million for rights of the tape and to be their spokesperson. SugarDVD believes that the reason why a deal hasn't been reached is due to Paris Hilton advising Kim not to sell the tape. Jealous much?

First a Screech dirty sanchez and now a Kardashian lemonade bath? What's next? Seriously, you know Kim has a major cheese booty and sucks at sucking dick! I am curious to see what Ray-J is working with. I'm guessing it's long, but skinny. Pencil dick.

Phone sex lover and overall hotness, Pat O'Brien, will leave the entertainment show The Insider after Paramount decided not to renew his $4 million 3-year contract. Sources say that Pat was fired, because viewers couldn't get over audio tapes from 2005 of Pat telling a woman that he wanted to snort snow with her and have threesomes. Gross.

A source also says that some female stars refused to do interviews with him after those tapes surfaced.

However, a rep from the show says no decisions have been made. "Pat O'Brien has been with The Insider since Day 1. He is currently under contract to us. We are in discussions to continue his deal." If you want to be grossed out. Click here to hear the audio tapes that surfaced in 2005.

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David Hans Schmidt is a known celebrity-porn-tape agent is tired of Dustin Diamond's lies. Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell said he was shocked and bewildered when a sex tape he made with two lovely ladies made it to the internet. The 40-minute sex tape showed Dustin's large dong and featured a lovely act called "a dirty sanchez."

David is saying that Dustin was in on the tape the whole time. They set up the scene in a St. Louis hotel room knowing very well that David would try and sell the tape. David also claims that a stunt penis was used and Screech isn't that huge. Screech told Howard Stern last year that he's packing nearly 9 inches of hot bayside man meat. David also said he has a document with Dustin's signature on it confirming the plan.

However, Screech's girlfriend and co-star on the tape, Jennifer Misner, questions the validity of the signature. She said that Dustin had no choice but to sell the tape since it was going to get out anyway. She also said that a stunt dick was definitely not used.

I believe it. His ass tried to get some fame by asking for dough to save his ass. He saw how much attention he got that he tried to set it up. Next he's going to pull a Vincent Gallo and try to sell Screech sperm. He should go on The Surreal Life like any other respectable has-been.

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KFed issued a statement through his homeboy, I mean attorney, confirming that a tape with his wife, Britney Spears, does not exist. The couple were expected to announce the confirmation together, but Brit is over him now.

The statement said: "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

So it looks like KFed isn't going to make his feature film debut after all. Oh well, I still have the Screech tape. ACK!

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I haven't watched it yet, but the infamous Screech tape has arrived. Yup, that dumb skank above is wiping the poo from Screech's member off her upper lip. I'm sorry, but it's the holidays and I need to think about yams and gravy...um...scratch that. You can visit Fleshbot to see a review with screencaps or if you really hate yourself you can download it below. Oh and yeah it's big, but I've seen bigger. Yeah I'm a dirty POT.

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