Scarlett Johansson

Wednesday, May 16th 2007

Booty Call

 
ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds have been spotted "canoodling" again sparking rumors that things are getting serious. Yeah, right. ScarJo is just getting laid. I know how homegirl works. She is a true tramp to the core.
 
The two were first spotted in NYC last month. This time they brought their fun to L.A.
 
A source said, "In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other. He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her." 
 
Pleeeasseee let their sex tape get leaked. I think this is the only tape I'd actually pay to see! 
 
Source: People
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
Friday, May 4th 2007

ScarJo Gets Some Love

 
Scarlett Johansson hosted the Louis Vuitton LOVE party last night at the LV store in NYC. The party was to benefit OXFAM which ScarJo supports.  Homegirl looks like her twin brother in drag here. Not a good look. These chicks always insist on wearing three make-up counters on their mugs.
 
Also spotted was Mya begging for a job, some chick from "The Office", Amanda Lepore begging for more plastic work and Serena Williams begging for a sex change.
 
Seeing Amanda and Serena side-by-side below really makes me think. I can't tell who's the tranny!  

 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
Saturday, April 28th 2007

ScarJo Gets With Jesus

 
ScarJo teamed up with Jesus & Mary Chain yesterday to sing a duet at the Coachella Festival in Indio, CA. She also sang back-up for them a couple of nights before in Pomona, CA. She is expected to play a couple of dates with them on their tour. She's also rumored to be recording an album of Tom Waits covers. 
 
She sings better than she acts and that isn't saying much, trust me. She needed to spend a little time in the sun, because those thighs are blinding me!!!!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
Monday, April 23rd 2007

Beautifully Grouchy

 
ScarJo hosted SNL this past weekend with musical guest Bjork. I almost watched it, just in case that Icelandic crazy lost her shit. SNL is too boring and too painful to watch. I heard ScarJo was sort of funny and her breasts turned it out.
 
Here she is arriving at the after-party looking like she's going to beat some ass. That being said, she dresses like a 45-year-old secretary. The kind that "almost made it in Hollywood" when she was younger. The kind that gives the boss blowjobs at lunchtime. Still hot.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
Monday, April 9th 2007

ScarJo Is Effing Her Way Through Hollywood

 
Just last week, ScarJo was linked to Ryan Phillipe. This week, she's linked to Ryan Reynolds. Next week, it's going to be like Scooby Doo.
 
ScarJo and Ryan were spotted at Odeon in NYC where sources say they were "canoodling."
 
A witness said, "They were in a good mood. They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!
 
ScarJo's young. I'm not hating. I mean she is hitting that hotness. It's better to get the slut out when you're young. Nobody loves an old slut.  
 
Source: People
 
 
Posted by: Michael K
Wednesday, April 4th 2007

ScarJo & Phillipe?

 
Star Magazine claims that ScarJo and Ryan Phillipe have been quietly dating for a few weeks. Ryan recently divorced Reese Witherspoon while ScarJo recently broke up with...um...I lose track.
 
The two were seen together at the Parc the other night and made sure to keep their distance. They left seperately, but apparently hooked up later.
 
I think ScarJo has it in her contract with producers to screw as many Hollywood dudes as possible. She has been linked to Benecio Del Toro, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto, Derek Jeter, my father, my half-cousin, the guy that cut's my hair and the homeless dude down the street.
 
Posted by: Michael K
Wednesday, March 14th 2007

ScarJo May Soon Be Washing That Man Right Out of Her Hair

Scarlett Johansson is at the top of the list to play Nellie Forbush in a Broadway revival of "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center. The classic Rodgers & Hammerstein musical is set to debut in 2008. Reese Witherspoon is apparently also in the running, but because of ScarJo's interest in R&H musicals, she's at the top of their list.

ScarJo was rumored to star in a revival of "The Sound of Music" in London for Andrew Lloyd Webber, but a deal was never reached. Auditions are currently underway and they are looking for a male opera star to play the male lead.

ScarJo has been confirmed to star in her third Woody Allen film. The film will begin shooting this Summer in Spain with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem.

She's also adding an album full of Tom Waits to her busy plate.

Homegirl is busy. I say skip Broadway and focus on the films. Ho can't act and she probably can't sing. She's only in Woody Allen films, because he's hypnotized by her lady lumps.

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Posted by: Michael K
Monday, February 12th 2007

Cocker Spaniel Calls JT Just a Friend

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Scarlett Johansson looking like a cocker spaniel explained that she's never gotten sexy time with Justin Timberlake contrary to reports. They have been seen "canoodling" out together several times, but ScarJo insists there's nothing going on.

She said, "We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin's a sweetheart, and it's always good to see him. But there's a lot of speculation and I try not to read that stuff. I think when two people are single and are seen together, it's immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy."

She went on to say that she will never buy a tabloid magazine, because that's contributing to the problem.

I take that whole speech to mean they got busy, but he dumped her ass. ScarJo looked hot from the neck down, but that yellow hair belongs on a corn cob. JT just doesn't do it for me. He needs to shave that neck hair.

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Friday, February 9th 2007

Justin & Scarlett Together At Last!!!


Overall it's a good video...but someone tell ScarJo TO TAKE SOME ACTING LESSONS!

UPDATE - I take it back. This video sucks. It reminds me of Paula's Abdul's Rush Rush, but hers had more intense emotion and artistic integrity or in Paula's words "arthithic inthegrisses."

VIA ONTD

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Tuesday, February 6th 2007

Justin & Scarlett Reunite

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Scarlett Johansson was rumored as the reason why Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz called it quits. Since then, Justin has been seen with Jessica Biel. Well, at this past weekend's Super Bowl in Miami Scarlett and Justin reunited. Scarlett shot a cameo for Justin's recent video. The two were seen "canoodling" at a party held at Mokai in South Beach.

A witness said, "Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."

Getting her sexy back with Justin wasn't the only good thing to happen to Scarlett. At a schwag suite, Scarlett won a year life on a Miami condo worth $50,000.

Her rep wouldn't comment on the Justin thing, but said ScarJo would done the lease to a Miami-area charity.

Who cares about the Justin thing, but these people can afford $50,000 a year? Why are people just giving it to them?!

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