Blind Items

This A list reality star apparently caught her A list celebrity boyfriend in way more than just a lip lock with another guy. It does not seem to have slowed down their relationship at all though. (CDAN)

Kim Kartrashian and Kanye? I'm not saying that I don't think Kanye has never gargled a pair of low hangers before, but I doubt he was doing it with another dude. Kanye was just humping his naked reflection in the mirror again. Like he always does.

We were all a little sad, I think, when it was confirmed that they’d broken up. No one sadder than him. But she left him because of his drinking. It was excessive, and with the experience of her last relationship, she saw the signs and opted for self-preservation. In addition to his relationship with alcohol though, he also had an unconventional relationship with sex. Think...Michael Fassbender in Shame. Along those lines. Though he was faithful to her, totally, there are addiction issues he clearly has to address. And he’s doing that now, going to meetings, reaching out to another celebrity in recovery with whom he’s worked, as some of their issues are quite similar. He’s almost a month sober now and, yes, he’s doing it, in part, to get her back which... well... they know that’s not the way, don’t they? A few people close to him don’t think he’s really taking it seriously if he hasn’t committed to rehab. And she can see that too. For her, this is permanent, even though he doesn’t seem to be able to accept it. (Lainey Gossip)

Michelle Williams, Jason Segel and Russell Brand for the sober celebrity? And by "unconventional relationship with sex," Lainey totally means puppet anal, right?

This B list television couple from a very hit show is set to make their public debut as a real couple. They have been teasing everyone for a very long time, but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to leave his wife and confirm what everyone has been guessing for a long time. (CDAN)

David Duchovny isn't officially divorced from Tea Leoni, so I'll guess that this is about him and Gillian Anderson. But I really wish this was about Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry.

This television show continues to go through some major changes and it’s causing pain for everyone… especially its male lead.

The situation is very fluid, so the strategy has been changing from week to week (or sometimes even day to day)!

Here is the latest: As of today, the plan is to have two new young costars has been scrapped. It’s too risky to bring in two new people and hope that they have some chemistry.

So, the new new plan is to keep the male lead and bring in a new female lead with whom he has some chemistry. And what better way to do that than to bring back one of its classic stars? That’s right, instead of going with a young, fresh face, they are going to bring back one of the old ones!

All three of these contenders have worked with the male lead before in some capacity. Here are the three women in contention:

1. This former leading lady just quit her job. She has nothing else lined up for the foreseeable future. Although she has publicly claimed several times that she won’t go back and she wants to spend more time with her family (blah blah blah), she is telling friends that it is all a negotiating tactic to return to the male star’s side… for the really big bucks. She wants the same salary as the male lead… which is something that was unthinkable a few years ago!

2. This former leading lady is doing well in her new gig. There is really no compelling reason for her to return to her old show. She is moving forward, and although she has a very good personal relationship with the male star and owes part of her success to him, she doesn’t see it as a good career move to go backwards.

3. This woman has great credentials, but she is not owing anything the male lead in regards to her career success. Besides, she is so rich on her own, they may not be able to afford her no matter what they offer.

The network has approved all three women, and is willing to pay a huge price to lure one of them into the co-starring role. If the partnership works, the male star can stay. If it doesn’t, the older male lead is out, the older female lead will stay, and she will then be paired with a new younger male lead.

Oh, and will they have to cut the male lead’s salary to make this happen? Yes! He is going to have to take hits to both his ego and his wallet for this strategy to work. This is going to be interesting. (Blind Gossip)

More Today show shit! My guess is #1 is Meredith Vieira, #2 is Katie Couric and #3 is Maria Shriver. Today just needs to stop trying and give every hour to Willard Scott already. 

Which former sitcom star—a gal with a wacky, freewheeling sense of spirituality—used to breastfeed her pet possum while she got her hair colored, also making sure to have a wet nurse around to do the job when she was busy with something more important? (Village Voice via Blind Gossip)

Kirstie Alley? I mean, she does have a tiny zoo in her backyard. The only way we'll know for sure if is we call every animal hospital in the L.A. area and ask them if a raspy-voiced crazy bitch has ever called to tell them that her pet possum sort of kind of chewed off her nip and swallowed it and she's wondering how long before it shits it out. 

This immensely popular good ole boy show has a cast who all seem to be raging heterosexuals. Not so for one of the cast members who, despite having a gorgeous wife, also has a man he sees on the side when he travels to various industry conventions. (CDAN)

Jeb from Duck Dynasty? The dude who gets to get his b-hole tickled by that beard is one lucky ho. 

This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen you need a microscope. (CDAN)

I want to say Jim Bob Duggar, but I'm going to go with Rob Kardashian? 

This still married A list mostly movie actor used an escort two nights ago. He stiffed her. He convinced her he would pay her after and then told her to get out when he was finished. She started screaming at him and he called hotel security to have her tossed out. (CDAN)

My only guess is Russell Crowe and he is all movies, so just like the hooker in this blind item, I've got nothing. This is why you always need to charge your john's card first. No cash, no ass. Just another life lesson I learned from Pretty Woman. 

People are sad over this attractive couple’s split. Let’s clarify a few things about their relationship.

First of all, they were never a real couple. However, they really were friends with one another.

Secondly, the arrangement worked so well over time, that they actually thought about making it more permanent.

Thirdly, they broke up very suddenly, but it was not because of a conflict between the man and the woman. The real conflict was between the man and the woman’s brother. That’s right! The guy didn’t really break up with her. He was actually breaking up with her brother! She was just a casualty of the fallout.

Why did they break up? One guy heard that the other betrayed him (we don’t know if it was true or not). The breakup followed very quickly after that. It was very sudden and very ugly.

Finally, all three in this relationship are adults and are professionals in the industry, so we think that there is a zero out of ten chance that any details of their relationship or their breakup will ever be made public. (Blind Gossip)

Ryan Seacrest, Derek Hough and Julianne Hough? My guess is that Derek betrayed Ryan by using all of his Sheer Blonde shampoo without replacing it. Poor Julianne. So close to having a long-term beard contract and her brother had to ruin it all!

It was not that long ago that this almost A list mostly television actor was still trying to make it look like he dated women. He liked the impression that he was a ladies man and he got that impression by dating woman after woman. He dated so many women because there was never any third date love if you get my drift. He would just date them until he could not hide it anymore and then move on. Meanwhile, women all over the world would follow each of these changes and hope they would be next. He finally has settled down. Of course the person he settled down with has never actually even pretended to date a guy and everyone was fairly certain she would just come out. She is a B list actress. Mostly movies. I think I am being generous in giving her a B. She might be closer to a C. The couple claims they fell in love and can't be separated from each other. Well, she has a girlfriend so there must be some separation sometime. He is not currently seeing any guys and is extremely hesitant to ever do so except when he is out of the country and in very controlled circumstances. I'm not sure why they decided to go this route. It is confusing, especially on her part because she was so close to coming out. Publicity? That could be. Her old girlfriend knew a lot about publicity. (CDAN)

The Daily Mail has a post today about how Alexander Skarsgard carried his "girlfriend" Ellen Page's luggage through LAX over the weekend. So I guess this blind item could be about them. I don't think ASkars and Ellen Page are dating, but if they are, then who ever put them together needs to have their beard matching certificate revoked. That shit isn't even close to being believable. Richard Simmons and Michelle Shocked would be a more believable couple. And as much as my b-hole wants it to be true, I'm pretty sure ASkars only loves peen in my wet dreams.

This A list mostly television actor has a movie coming out. Well, it was coming out, but there needs to be some reshoots and our actor refuses to do it and has said that he won't do any press for the movie either because he feels like everyone on the crew disrespected him. Well, if he was not such a crap actor they would not have laughed at him everytime he tried to a scene. (CDAN)

Ashton Kutcher. Exhibit: A through Z

This A list celebrity/rapper/mogul and sometime reality star is not a huge drinker. At clubs he will drink and he orders a ton of booze, but he is not like Jay-Z who will actually get hammered. There are times though that our celebrity does. If you are a 18-22 year old gay male interested in older men and lots of presents, this is your chance. Our celebrity uses his drinking as an excuse to take a night off from being a ladies man. He heads to a club and finds some willing guys and then for the rest of the night they drive around in a party bus while our celebrity enjoys getting wild with the guys with no one to see and is passing out money and presents and booze and seemingly at his happiest. When the party is over he drops them back off at the club and then pretends it all never happened. Just blames it on the booze. (CDAN)

Diddy?

This A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee has a new male lover. As his custom though, the actor refuses to ever admit that he is gay and instead, this weekend ate several times by himself at places while not even allowing his new lover to order room service. Instead, the actor would bring him back coffee and wraps from Starbucks. Our actor is apparently one of the cruelest guys around when it comes to his partners. Violently so. (CDAN)

Violently so? What in Matt and Dan from Melrose Place HELL?!

This nobody has hit the lottery. He actually could be making for or asking for a whole lot more money than he is currently getting paid to be the boyfriend of this A list celebrity. She loves having a boyfriend and the only way she is going to meet someone who does not work for her is if someone arranges it. A few introductory meetings and a a coffee and then dates paid unknowingly by her. He gets paid $1000 a week which is twice as much as he was making at his last job. He is not supposed to have sex with her, but no one says no to her without a fight so it probably has happened or will. Does this make him a gigolo? (CDAN)

My guess is this is about Brit Brit and her new piece Normal Guy Dave? If Daddy Spears is really buying boyfriends for Brit Brit, then he needs to be slapped with his grit stirrin' spoon. I mean, the best he can do is Normal Guy Dave? If you're paying for it, you should get top of the line shit. What I'm saying is that Daddy Spears should've hired a professional like Brace the Face from Gigolos.

He thought he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls (famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him.

Well, Lucky Guy’s luck is about to run out! Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking than charming. So will you. (Blind Gossip)

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler and she's either knocked up, is the sister he didn't know about (it happens!) or has an STD. I'm hoping for the first one, he's probably hoping for the second one.

or this is...

Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie and she's either knocked up, is the sister he didn't know about or has an STD. I'm hoping for the first one (but only because I want to see all the VS Angels meltdown), he's probably hoping for the second one.

This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study or her parents would kill her. I'm thinking high school student. He plays big in high schools. Colleges too. (CDAN)

Jeff Goldblum, you nasty!

This could go down as one of the stranger hookups of all time. They are both good looking, but just two totally different people. It is not really blind worthy except for the fact that some people believe the A list mostly movie actor with A+ name recognition is still with his cheating girlfriend. So, technically if that were true, then he cheated on her with this B list celebrity/reality star with her own show from time to time and a ton of money from an ex. I'm trying to picture in my mind how this went down. She probably killed him. She likes to bring out the paddles. (CDAN)

I wish this was about Brad Pitt and La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami and I'm still going to tell myself it is, but this is probably about Robert Pattinson and Denise Richards. The only way we'll know is if we ask Denise Richards to lift up her arm. If she's got a hickey on her armpit, then we'll know that she totally got on the sparkle rod.

She’s a mega-star who started young and seemed to not be affected by the child star curse. Seemed to be. But eventually, that shit will find you, even on a delay.

It’s the mother. Though the parents were previously thought to be harmless... the mother now appears to be going full Dina Lohan. The mother has been hitting her up for cash for a while now, the better part of a year. To support her own projects, resurrect her own failed dreams, and her new relationship -- so essentially she’s bankrolling her ma’s midlife crisis. The daughter can afford it, certainly, and if it was just the money, it wouldn’t be getting out, but now she’s being asked by her mother to leverage her own fame and influence for industry contacts and connections. Since she can’t get a meeting on her own, she’s been namechecking her daughter to get in the door, and when that doesn’t work, she’s been pressuring her daughter to step in on her behalf, jeopardising her daughter’s reputation. No matter how hot you are, you don’t want to be known as the girl with That Mother. It’s becoming a concern for the daughter’s management team, as they worry that her ma’s increasingly aggressive famewhoring will undo their own moves in advancing the young star’s career. As you can imagine, it’s a delicate, uncomfortable situation. She is loyal and protective to and of her family. But she cannot deny that her mother may be compromising her professionally and is torn about whether or not to indulge her mother’s demands or look out for herself instead. She’s stressed, and while that doesn’t excuse her mistakes, it does provide some insight about some of her behaviour.

By the way, her boyfriend has been very supportive through all of this, certainly her most reliable source of strength. (Lainey Gossip)

Kristen Stewart's mom has been trying to direct her own movie for what it feels like centuries, so I'll guess that this is about them. I don't know why the situation is so delicate. I'd just tell my mom that right now I'm making millions of dollars for doing what a cardboard cutout can do in front of a camera and all that will go away if she keeps acting like a fame whore. If mom keeps screwing with her business, she'll screw with her money and then she'll have to cancel her Chico's charge card. Or in KStew's mom's case, her Dickies charge card.

This famous unmarried couple has asked a famous married couple with whom they are friendly for a very interesting referral.

Given the woman’s medical condition, you would think that they would be asking for a referral to a doctor. You would be wrong. They were actually asking for a referral for a special effects expert! It seems that they want to buy one or more prosthetic devices to make the first female either look pregnant… or to look more pregnant than she is.

So, that leaves us with several possibilities: The first couple was never pregnant but they are looking to fake it; or they are pregnant and are looking to make the bump look bigger; or they were pregnant but aren’t any more and are looking to stall the announcement of a miscarriage. Whichever the case, they are clearly looking to fake or exaggerate a condition to gain public support. Given how the first female’s penchant for attention, no one should be surprised about this. (Blind Gossip)

Beyonce probably referred Kim Kartrashian to her new business venture: fakeababy.com

This B list celebrity couple who only achieve such a lofty place together. Separately they are C listers barely hanging on to his past fame. Married. Kid/s. She thought they were going to be together forever. He thinks she is trying to grab any speck of fame she can and wants someone who will just be quiet and do what she is told and she promised fame was not what she wanted. Fights that have caused him to live with family members recently. Screaming. She puts a happy face on everything and I did not realize she was that good of an actress. I can't believe the police have not been called to their house, the fights are that bad. They both hate bad publicity though, so maybe they realize what would happen if the police were called. (CDAN)

Tori & Dean?

This celebrity is B+ list. Name recognition is probably A. You probably would not recognize her on the street if you saw her. Well, you might, but she would be the one that twice in the past week has ended up passed out drunk in the street. Not in front of her house either. We are talking about once at the base of a bus stop sign and two nights later in front of a bench. Apparently she could not make it on to the actual bench. This will be revealed. (CDAN)

Ke$ha, but I'm pretty sure that bench is her actual house and I'm pretty sure that bus stop is her vacation house.

We’ve known for some time that this celebrity is engaged, but the details about her wedding plans have been far and few between.

One item on her checklist that isn’t leaking out is her choice for Maid of Honor. While it is usual for a bride to choose a sister or cousin or long-time friend, our bride is going a different way.

Her long-time best friend is an famous actress. However, their friendship is on shaky ground right now. We’ve talked about some of the issues that have caused the friction between the two over the past year or so. During that time, our bride has become close friends with another female celebrity (who has a habit of stirring up controversy).

Our bride understands the public relations machine, very, very well. It would be disingenuous to choose the old friend as her Maid of Honor, as the two are cordial but rather cool towards each other right now. However, if she chooses the controversial new friend, the media will certainly work overtime to uncover the “scandal” that tore the former best friends apart.

A third choice, one that would work for both her and her future husband, is a celebrity couple with whom they have been spending a lot of time recently.

So, what will she do? Choose her former bestie (which will placate the press), or her new friend (which could stir up questions) or the celebrity couple (which would be neutral and work for both her and her fiancé)?

As of today, she is choosing… none of the above! She is starting to think that she just wants to avoid the whole mess, and is now asking her future husband to forgo the wedding party altogether. If she can’t have anyone up there, neither can he! He’s not happy about it, but, unless she has some miraculous reconciliation with her long-time bestie, this may be the only thing that will keep the peace. (Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Aniston, Court "don't forget the extra e" Ney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? Jennifer should tell them all to eff off and really make the offices of the tabloids crumble into a million pieces by making her arch rival Maddox her man of honor.

There have been a lot of break ups lately, and we hear that there is another one coming!

This celebrity is very beautiful – and has been famous for over 20 years now – but her taste in men has always been questionable.

Her spouse is not exactly a model husband. She has primary responsibility for earning the money and raising their child/ren and keeping the family together… while he does little except cheat on her! He was cheating on her while they were dating, and kept cheating right through their marriage. In retrospect, it was pretty naïve of her to think that he would change once they got married.

One additional interesting aspect of this split is her long-time friendship with a very famous actor. The actor has become friends – no, make that very good friends – with her husband, so it will be interesting to see which half of the couple he will support after the split. (Blind Gossip)

Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber and George Clooney for the friend? If Cindy Crawford was 25 and George Clooney needed a new award season escort, he'd side with her. But since Rande's got the tequila, he'll go with Rande.

During a recent weekend, this multiple Oscar nominee and this one-time Oscar nominee spent some time together. They watched some sports game together, had a few meals together, and participated in a few leisure-time activities together. All very innocent, right?

Maybe not.

Multiple has a jealous male friend. He is an actor who broke into the business more than 20 years ago as a minor. Now, we’re not saying that anyone here is gay… but Multiple has had a revolving door of girlfriends, One-Time has been in few suspiciously beardy relationships, and Male Friend spends an awful lot of time in gay bars in WeHo!

The Male Friend wasn’t at Multiple’s that weekend, but he quickly found out that Multiple was spending the weekend with another man. When he found out that it was One-Time, he went nuts! He sent One-Time a flurry of threatening texts and voice mails telling him that Multiple “is my man” and that he had better stay away from or that he would tell the press that One-Time is gay!

Uh oh! But it was an idle threat, and One-Time knew it. He knew that Male Friend wasn’t about to sink three successful careers with one call. But – just to make sure – he and Multiple did a photo op together that portrays them as a couple of regular, macho guys who were doing nothing more than hanging out, watching sports, drinking beer, and talking about girls. (Blind Gossip)

Leonardo DiCatchAHo, Bradley Cooper and Lukas Haas? Bunch a melodramatic queens. But I do get a twitch thinking of Lukas Haas and Bradley Cooper scratching at each other over Leonardo DiCatchAHo. I'm surprised I haven't written that fanfiction in my wet dream journal before.

At a pre-Oscar party this weekend...

He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.

They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.

Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say it’ll be a long engagement. If this is how it’s going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. They’re just so young.

PS. NOT January Jones. (Lainey Gossip)

Liam Hemsworth and January Jones disguised as Emma Watson?

It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn't smoke pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over each other. (CDAN)

Brad Pitt?

Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts. (Blind Gossip)

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian? Since Eddie is a serious slut who passes his peen to any trick who winks at him, snipping his shit was the smartest thing he's ever done. But if LeAnn does get knocked up, Twitter should upgrade their servers, because she's going to tweet every detail from the smell of her pregnancy farts (hay and Botox) to how she's trying to convince Eddie to name their kid Diana Brandelle (Di Brandi for short). She'll live-tweet through her c-section and tummy tuck. It'll be a long 11 months (the average equine gestation period).

Which Hollywood star has fallen on hard times and has started selling her body for large sums of money? (The People via Blind Gossip)

This is about a "Hollywood star," which means that Lindsay Lohan is out, so I'll guess Betty White or Sally Kirkland?

This almost A list mostly movie actress got tired of her almost A list mostly movie actor boyfriend always hitting on guys when they were out. He told her he likes women better, but his gay webcam buddies would beg to differ. (CDAN)

Can we just pretend this is about Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling? Can't we pretend that the dude I flashed my nips at on webcam was really Ryan Gosling in disguise? Just this once.

This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie and the next movie, but nothing else. (CDAN)

Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner or Jacki Weaver and B.Coop?

The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor's wife. Just way younger. (CDAN)

Ben Affleck?

This married B-/C+ list actor/host was busted in a radio station bathroom stall having sex with the assistant to his publicist. (CDAN)

We all know that "having sex with the assistant to his publicist in a radio station bathroom stall" is just code for "glory holin' in a park restroom." I really wish there was an episode of Saved By The Bell: The College Years where AC Slater went to the local glory  hole and got his peen licked by Zack Morris without knowing it. The laughs!

Inside a green room at a recent big event. Three women, one man, all celebrities. Several relatives of one of the women were also in the room, along with a child or two, a couple of personal assistants and a few venue staffers. There was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high.

But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone.

However, the man was not as calm. He was pacing back and forth, barking instructions at the third woman.

He became angry that she wasn’t giving him her full attention, and he grabbed the mobile device out of her hands. He discovered that she was texting another man. He started going through all of her texts. His voice started out low and he was swearing: “You mother fucking bitch!” As he scrolled through the texts, his voice got louder and louder until he was screaming at her. “YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!”

The staffers looked nervously at each other, but no one else in the room seemed surprised by the outburst. No one moved to defend the third woman.

Apparently, they didn’t need to, because she jumped up and got in his face and started yelling and swearing right back at the man! She tried to grab the phone back from him, but he pushed her away and continued going through the phone and screaming at her, pushing her away, berating her, and started calling her every derogatory name for a woman in the book.

While it was shocking to the staffers that the two were going at each other so viciously, it was even more shocking to them that the two other women and the relatives and the personal assistants just sat there quietly the whole time, minding their own business through the screaming and the grabbing and the shoving! No one tried to shield the child/ren from what was going on, and no one tried to intervene in the fight. They have known the woman since she was single, and they have known her as part of a couple. The controlling behavior and the physical altercation and the swearing were all apparently just routine to them!

So, the next time you see this couple acting all sweet and loving and trusting and supportive and high class with each other in front of the cameras, know that it’s apparently a whole different story behind the scenes… (Blind Gossip)

Jay-Z's got 99 problems and a bitch named Beyonce IS one? This would explain why Beyonce looked like a snarling bull terrier looking to maul a camel's face at the Super Bowl.

This celebrity’s son is stirring up trouble for the second time in less than a year. The first time, it was because of his drug habits. Now, it’s because of some photos.

Naked photos, to be more exact. The celebrity’s teenage son took some naked photos of himself. They were supposed to be private. They didn’t stay that way.

Will the celebrity father be upset? It’s unlikely. He was the one who gave his son drugs in the first place, so he is not exactly the paragon of strict parenthood.

In fact, he’s so wild and free himself that he’ll probably just light up with pride when he sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence. (Blind Gossip)

The only thing I've got is Nicolas Cage's son Weston Cage? Weston Cage isn't a teenager, but he has had problems with the bad shit and Nicolas Cage is crazy. Also, I'm crazy for actually getting a tingle while thinking of Weston Cage naked pictures. Shamelessness is a disease!

When this A list all movie actress who used to be an A+ list all movie actress announces her divorce in the next few weeks, one thing that probably won't be discussed is that even though she will be seeking joint custody of the kids, her husband is the one who has the relationship with them. Our actress is kind of meh about the whole thing. (CDAN)

Nicole Kidman? I'd be "meh" about my kids too if they were constantly getting into my Botox stash and asking me if they could play handball on my forehead.

When celebrities get accused of crimes, they can sometimes make the plaintiffs go away by having their high-priced lawyers wear them down, by threatening them with counter suits, or by paying them off.

This time, however, it seemed that the usual legal maneuverings and threats weren’t working for this famous actor. It looked like the plaintiff was actually going to have his day in court. It looked like the disgusting, private, sordid details of the actor’s bad behavior would be laid out for the whole world to see! Everyone would be talking about it…

Oh, come on. Are you kidding? You know that there was no way on heaven or earth that was going to happen! Guess who just made a huge payoff to the victim to drop everything? That’s right. Money talked and everybody walked. Or sailed. Or flew. The price of freedom? $1.75 million. (Blind Gossip)

John Travolta and that cruise ship employee whose peen he tried to rent for $12,000? Exhibit: A

$1.75 million is a lot of money, but is it enough money to pay for the hundreds of hours of therapy the cruise ship employee will need to deal with John Travolta's hungry and itchy anus haunting his nightmares every night?

No one should be surprised that this reality star and her husband are splitting. Why not? Because there was nothing real about their marriage in the first place! He needed a beard, and she needed someone with a lot of money to support her.

It worked out fine for the first few years. She pretended to be a devoted wife, and he lived across the street with his boyfriend. However, as more family lies and tensions about sexuality and business and crime and money and loyalty piled on over the years, sustaining the non-relationship became impossible. Interestingly enough, her siblings are being more supportive of him in the split. So much for family! (Blind Gossip)

Dina and Tommy Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? I've heard the rumors that Tommy Manzo likes to lick alfredo sauce off man sausage, but I never really paid attention to them. But then I just Googled "Tommy Manzo gay" and the first picture that came up was a picture of Dina giving him excited sex eyes and him clinging to wood for dear life.

This esteemed, over-40 American film actor was playing a game of tennis with a friend when they noticed a couple of young men doing the same on the next court over. The four men wound up playing doubles together, and the actor suggested that they all get together for dinner.

The actor took them to a very fancy restaurant that night and they all enjoyed dining on fine food and drinking great wine and talking about sports and women.

The next day, the actor called up one of the young men and asked if he would like to get together for dinner again. The man agreed, and although the other two couldn’t make it, they had another wonderful night out at another nice restaurant, with the two of them drinking and the actor regaling him with stories about his life in show business. This happened several days in a row.

The actor then began texting the man several times a day… until one of the man’s friends clued him in that he actor was gay, and that he saw their dinner dates as actual “date dates”.

The naïve young man had no idea the actor was gay. He just thought that he had just become pals with a famous actor! So when the actor texted him – as usual – the next day, the young man mentioned that he was really glad that they had become friends and that he enjoyed his company, but that he just wanted to make sure that the actor knew that he was straight and that he had a girlfriend.

The actor replied, “I don’t know where you got the idea from that I ever wanted anything more! I’m totally straight and I just want to be your friend!” But after that, the man never heard from the actor again, and the actor never replied to his texts again.

Yes, the actor is still in the closet. (Blind Gossip)

Kevin Spacey STILL keeps a pied-à-terre in the closet?!

This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat. (CDAN)

Chuy from Chelsea Lately and Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or David Gandy and Betty White? Yeah, it's probably the latter.

These two good-looking actors are on separate hit television shows. They are less than ten years apart in age, but Actor A seems much older because he plays an adult on his show, while Actor B plays a teen on his show.

They both traveled out of the country for a fun New Year’s Eve celebration. Despite the fact that one actor brought his “girlfriend” along, the two actors wound up hooking up with each other that week… and have been inseparable ever since. There should be plenty of time for getting cozy, too, because they both enjoy being in the same city, and Actor B’s show isn’t coming back next season. (Blind Gossip)

Shawn Pyfrom (26) from Desperate Houswives, Colton Haynes (24) from Teen Wolf, Chace Crawford (27) from Gossip Girl, Matthew Morrison (34) from Glee, Tyler Hoechlin (25) from Teen Wolf and Joe Jonas (23) from no show were all at the same New Year's party in Sydney, so let's just say they all get naked and had an orgy in the last stall in the men's bathroom.

Is she married? No. Is she pregnant? Yes!

While this over-30 actress would have preferred to have been married prior to getting pregnant, she just got confirmation that she is expecting.

She is normally very fit and has a flat stomach – and wears clothing that shows that off – so it will be interesting to see how quickly she shifts to less form-fitting clothing.

It won’t happen immediately, though. She is only about two months along, and is not showing yet, so don’t expect any baby bump photos for at least a few more weeks. There are a few major industry events coming up soon – and we can’t see her skipping them – so there will be plenty of opportunities to scrutinize her midsection for evidence.

Oh, and yes, she and her cute S.O. (who is less famous) are both happy about the news! At least, that’s what she is telling her friends. He has been much more quiet about it, and says that he doesn’t want to tell anyone for a few more weeks. (Blind Gossip)

I'm going to guess that is about Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie. They're both knocked up at the same time, they'll both birth out their babies at the same time and they'll both have boys. In 18 years, their boys will fall in love, get married and Jennifer and Angie will be forced to sit at Thanksgiving dinner together FOREVER!

This cute young celebrity is in a tough spot. He wants to live as his real self, but he is part of a group that could suffer if his image changes.

Here’s the situation: He is gay. He has always been gay. But the role he has to play is one which girls would find attractive. So for the past couple of years, he has been pretending to be straight, and pretending to enjoy girls idolizing him.

Now he is growing increasingly uncomfortable with that role. He is frustrated that he can’t openly date guys his age. He is not the only one in his group of colleagues who feels this way. However, for now, he is the only one who has been pushing management to allow him to be the “The Gay One”. He really wouldn’t mind that label at all. The others are trying to stay out of the controversy. While they are privately supportive of him, they are content to play the public game of pretending that they are all straight as long as the paychecks keep rolling in.

His management team – which is substantially older than him – vehemently opposes his coming out. They have made it very clear to him that they are there to sell an image, not to cater to his personal desires to come out. They believe in the more old-fashioned “girls are only interested in straight boy celebrities” school of thought. They don’t believe that a gay young celebrity will sell. They are so convinced of this that they have warned him that if he goes rogue and announces that he is gay, and fans tune out… he will lose his job. (Blind Gossip)

This is supposed to be about one of those One Direction twinks, but I'm going to say that this is Max George from The Wanted and he planted this one himself. If everyone thinks he likes the peen, then maybe Lindsay Lohan will stop hiding in his carry-on.

This A list Victoria's Secret model has been avoiding the DNA test that her baby daddy wants to have done. Seems as if the baby daddy has heard that he might not be the baby daddy and that the real dad is an A list selebrity in his own country just had a baby of his own. (CDAN)

Adriana Lima and Gerard Pique? But Gerard Pique is not the father, Leonardo DiCaprio is. Leonardo DiCaprio is the father of all the VS Angel babies, obviously.

This recent split between a B list celebrity with A list name recognition and his celebrity girlfriend is not for the reasons that are in the press. Turns out that he hooked up with his A list celebrity ex more than once when they met for work. Girlfriend found out about it. (CDAN)

So that's why everyone heard a bone-chilling howl coming from behind Castle Grayskull. JLo and Skeletor were at it again.