A.J. Mclean was never a stunner, but what in the hell happened to him? I know he was the "older" Backdoor Boy, but he looks like he's been shooting up freon for the past few years. The black eyeliner does nothing for his situation. Here he is being free with the ugg at last night's Songs of Hope Celebration in the Bev Hills.
Pamela Anderson wore day-before-make-up as she attended last night's DVD release of Baywatch in Santa Monica. She also got her Halloween started early by channeling Elvira in a used-up dress. I like Pam, but she needs a 3-month nap. It would help if she removed her make-up every now and again too. These Baywatch hos are not holding up.
Pam laughed off rumors that she's knocked up with Kid Rock's baby. She said, "I think that's just what happens when you get together, but we already have three (kids), so not yet."
Joan Rivers ironically scaring young children at The NYC Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children
Joan Rivers scary-witch-face and myself wish you a happy and safe Halloweens! Try not to get too wasted and get gang raped by a group of men dressed as superheroes. If you do, use protection please. Oh and save me a Skor bar. Do they make that shit anymore?
To think that I used to think Chris Klein was the hotness. Look at him now. His cardboard costume has more brain cells than him. That's Ginnifer Goodwin with him and his fug is rubbing off on her. I don't know what is up with these celebrities and their costumes? They always wear the cheapest looking shit. Couldn't they hire some make-up artist and costume designer to fix their shit up? Not Chris though, because I don't think he even knows how to use a phone.
Retarded prom queen meets retarded girl scout meets retarded Scottish person is the look Fergie tried to work at the MTV Student Voice Awards in Tokyo. A 45-year-old woman like her should not dress like this. Kids, don't do meth...it kill..your face.
Joanie pic VIA GoFugYourself
It never gets old making fun of Rachel Zoe. Last night at the 23rd Annual Night of Stars, she clung on to her next victims. Poor Mischa Barton and Anne Hathaway need to run fast before they end up "in rehab to get fat" like a certain Zoe victim we know. I'm not joking when I call Zoe, the chupacabra, homegirl looks just like it. Mexican police need to head to the BH STAT to nab their country's public enemy #1!!
Here's Jude Law at a photocall with Robin Wright Penn for his new film "Breaking and Entering." Jude probably hasn't slept for 15 days and is only surviving on Cookie Crisp. Well, that's what he looks like anyway. He had a moment where he was hot and had every boy/woman/dog/alien sweating at the crotch. Now is not the case. Bitch is haggard. That being said, I'd hit it hard.
Is Sheryl Crow giving her Posh Spice costume a test run? No, she's coming back from a L.A. tanning salon looking like they left her the oven too long. Who the hell did her mystic? Stevie Wonder?