Former HSOTD, internet superstar and bronchitis' #1 hater (but aren't we all?) Sweet Brown has finally made her TV debut in a commercial for a dentist's office that is only airing in Oklahoma. This is just the beginning, soon we'll be seeing Sweet Brown say her catchphrases for commercials for everything from a colonic center ("I got constipation! Ain't nobody got time for that!") to the free clinic ("I said 'Lord Jesus, it's the clap.")
And more importantly, why didn't this commercial play during the Super Bowl?!
Just in case you haven't already seen this on PBS NewsHour or read about it on the front page of today's New York Times, here's Beyonce (at the 1:54 mark) quoting the most prolific philosopher of our time Sweet Brown after performing in BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (featuring the 49ers and the Ravens) on Sunday night. "Lord Jesus is a fahr" is what Basement Baby says every time she puts the blow dryer heat on high and puts it way too close to one of Beyonce's highly flammable lace fronts. Ain't nobody got time for a flaming wig.
Beyonce continued to be a wig-wearing meme-bot by quoting The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kenya Moore (aka Beyonce's twin). Beyonce said that being on the halftime stage was GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS! (at the 1:55 mark)
Now Beyonce just has to say "SMASH! SMASH! SMU-ASH!" and "Backin up backin up backin up" during an interview and we'll know that she doesn't work her acrylics off every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year like she says she does. We'll all know that she's always looking at shit on the Internet with the rest of us.