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I am one of the probably 6 nimrods that shelled out $20 for the KFed concert at Webster Hall in New York City. Looks like ticket sales have been bleak and the November 4th show is endangered of being cancelled. His Cleveland show was already cancelled due to lack of interest.

KFed’s album “Playing with Myself” is set to debut tomorrow, on Halloween.

NOOOOO!!!!! They can’t do this to me! Well, they are probably doing me a favor and saving me from going crazy and tearing my ears out with my teeth. This was seriously making my week and now what do I have to look forward to? I must pray to the white trash Gods above that this will not happen.

His album is seriously going to debut at like #1,345,678.

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Brit Brit Spears is so cliche. She went go kart racing with Jamie Lynn and JL's boyfriend. She was on the phone most of the time, probably with KFed.

"Hey y'all KFeds, I'm in a little blue go kartz and it is awesome! Love you pumpkin pie...who that girl voice? That's JJ?! He spoke his first words and his first words were 'come to bed daddy?' He is so smarts!"

Her legs look hot sans those pink fuggs!

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Parasite Hilton was dining at Koi with Pamela Anderson recently when a stranger approached her table and said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton." I guess her skankness didn't like this and she flipped out telling the bitch that she was Paris Hilton.

Ya see, this piece of trash is even starting to look like a carbon copy of herself. Above is wonky eye herself at the Carousel of Hope Ball last night. They actually let her in? She's wearing the cheapest dress I've ever seen. She bought that shit at the Disney store. Dumb skank!

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This is awesome! Tesco (a grocery chain) in the UK has pulled a pole-dancing kit for kids after getting complaints from parents. The kit sells for around $100 and includes a chrome pole, a garter and a DVD that shows girls some sexy moves.

Here's how it's described: "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars."

Tesco has removed the product from its kids section, but will sell it in its fitness section. LOL!

I'm totally getting this for my 6-year-old Goddaughter. This is ridic. Hey, times are tough and if you have two legs...you can wrap them around a pole and make some cash for your family!

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South Park can kiss their Australian audience goodbye! No comment from this bitch! It's a little funny...ok I'm shutting up.

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Sharon Osbourne needs to shut her damn fug trap. I usually love her ass, but lately she’s been on my last nerve. This time she’s going after Madonna and comparing doll-faced, David Banda, to a Louis Vuitton bag. She told Howard Stern, "She bought a baby for God's sake. It's like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag."

"It's a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can't read or write. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say. Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She bought a baby for God's sake."

Um, excuse me Sharon “used to be a fat hog” Osbourne. What the hell have you done lately? I sort of agree with her, but Sharon has a lot of money and she could easily do something to help children and has she? No! Madge is a hag face, but at least she’s trying to do something with all her cash and celebrity. Sharon is just going on radio shows running her mouth. Bitch needs to go back being a fat hog, so she can stuff that mouth with a Philly cheesesteak to keep it shut.

Damn I want a cheesesteak.

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Here's Jude Law at a photocall with Robin Wright Penn for his new film "Breaking and Entering." Jude probably hasn't slept for 15 days and is only surviving on Cookie Crisp. Well, that's what he looks like anyway. He had a moment where he was hot and had every boy/woman/dog/alien sweating at the crotch. Now is not the case. Bitch is haggard. That being said, I'd hit it hard.

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Last season's American Idol contained a little snot-nosed, fake-haired, phoney-accent, dumb-ass bitch named Kellie Pickler. Kick Pickler! Each week that I was subjected to her ass I wanted to jump through my TV and sock her in the bagina. She literally made the drums in my ears explode into a million little pieces. Well, she's back to taunt me some more. Here's the new single from her debut album. This song is probably one of Carrie Underwood's cast-offs. The video looks like it was shot on a camcorder for $50. Kellie got that $50 from sucking off a High School Football team. Yeah, I'm bitter cause I thought that ho was gone for good!!!

Let me just say that I have fallen in love with Chrystee Pharris. Her outfits look like they were made in home-ec class by her nieces and nephews. She's an actress, but hasn't done much. Me thinks she stays at home all day in her San Fernando Valley studio using construction paper and toothpicks to create her premiere party oufits. She wore this hideous frock at last night's "Catch a Fire" premiere. I love her. She's one to watch.

talking about her breasts AGAIN on The View:

"It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."

*Editor's Note* Geese everywhere are pissed!

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